I hate my computer...

[Cane]

Ok, so I re-installed GTA:SA on to a new directory because it had problems loading the game up. Well, now it says "Program too big to fit memory", and doesn't load. I have 3.5 GB RAM. What the flying fuck.

[TheRock]

What OS do you have?

[Cane]

Windows Vista.

[Sago]

This is what i think the problem is:

- The GTA installation is somehow corrupt

- You have processes sucking up your computer resources

- You may have enough room but your DOS has not recognized that it can use all of the memory.

- Computer virus (If you have an anti virus scan your computer if all else fails!)

[Bilbo]

Restart your PC and try again.

[Cane]

Restart your PC and try again.

Doesn't help.

- The GTA installation is somehow corrupt
- You have processes sucking up your computer resources
- You may have enough room but your DOS has not recognized that it can use all of the memory.
- Computer virus (If you have an anti virus scan your computer if all else fails!)

1.) Possible.
2.) Doubt it.
3.) I don't know about this one.
4.) Possible.

[Bilbo]

Remove all the GTA San Andreas files, from the Program Files and from your Own Documents, then try to install.

[Nathan]

Check under task manager to make sure that enough ram is available.

Other then that, it could be your corrupted install.

[Cane]

Well, I re-installed the game for the fifteenth time. Now I'm back to the old problem: when I try to connect to a server, a window pops up saying "gta_sa.exe has stopped working" and refuses to launch.

[Sago]

Sounds like a virus. Something is preventing your game from executing properly.

[Bilbo]

Changed the gta_sa.exe and the samp.exe into compatibility mode?

[Cane]

Changed the gta_sa.exe and the samp.exe into compatibility mode?

Yes.

Sounds like a virus. Something is preventing your game from executing properly.

OMFG.

[Julio.]

When in doubt...

FormatformatformAtformat. 

Wipe it off, doop de doop

start again, doop de doop


That'll teach the viruses, doop de doop

[Cane]

Lol, I'm not going to format my entire computer just to play a video game...

[Squeak]

I bet it was all that cp I sent you.