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Man in Sichuan dies after friends insert eel up his arse as a joke

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on: June 17, 2010, 11:44:19 pm
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A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.

The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established - he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Police have reportedly begun an investigation.

LMAO.


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Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 11:55:52 pm



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Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 12:13:12 am
Ouch.. :neutral:


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Reply #3 on: June 18, 2010, 06:28:22 am
wheres Sichuan?


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Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 12:11:55 pm
Man, I would've been so pissed. This is why I don't drink alcohol.


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Reply #5 on: June 18, 2010, 12:24:57 pm
They aren't normal, seriously...
They could've shoved a whatever at his ass, but an eel?
Take those 'friends' to the hospital...

Just me and myself..

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Reply #6 on: June 18, 2010, 01:13:11 pm
Quote from: Lyrical on June 18, 2010, 12:24:57 pm
They aren't normal, seriously...
They could've shoved a whatever at his ass, but an eel?
Take those 'friends' to the hospital...
If you had the chance to insert an eel into a good friends rectum, wouldn't you do it?


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Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 01:19:20 pm
Alarming.... but Hilarious.

Audio Fucking Visual.

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Reply #8 on: June 18, 2010, 01:40:01 pm


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Reply #9 on: June 18, 2010, 01:47:21 pm
Unbelievable. I feel sorry for the old chap....  :(


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Reply #10 on: June 18, 2010, 01:51:17 pm
Nowday ppl insert fishes up unconcious friends ass.......


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Reply #11 on: June 18, 2010, 10:20:45 pm
Quote from: tiderman on June 18, 2010, 01:13:11 pm
If you had the chance to insert an eel into a good friends rectum, wouldn't you do it?


Well, that goes without saying.


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Reply #12 on: June 18, 2010, 11:03:45 pm
Quote from: [TAC]Alarba on June 18, 2010, 01:51:17 pm
Nowday ppl insert fishes up unconcious friends ass.......
God. Would you stop being so immature and obscene? Jesus, man...


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Reply #13 on: June 18, 2010, 11:17:59 pm
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Reply #14 on: June 19, 2010, 10:42:40 pm
Quote from: tiderman on June 18, 2010, 11:03:45 pm
God.

Would you stop being so immature and obscene?

Jesus, man...


Subliminal Blasphemy.


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