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Reply #165 on: October 06, 2011, 05:08:08 pm
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Reply #166 on: October 07, 2011, 05:49:10 pm
Random new guy connects.
Newguy: Hey, any admins here?
Me: check /admins
Newguy:Um... Sauron?
shower of lols 
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Reply #167 on: October 13, 2011, 11:26:41 pm
Random new guy connects.
Newguy: Hey, any admins here?
Me: check /admins
Newguy:Um... Sauron?
shower of lols 
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I lolled so hard when i saw this :rofl:



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Reply #168 on: October 14, 2011, 05:41:30 am
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!

Poor Twenty.  :(

soo Good guys !



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Reply #169 on: October 14, 2011, 08:57:05 am
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!

Poor Twenty.  :(

This was the old Times of the Driving school when Void Was Driving Teacher i remember this moment. it was fun in the start but sadly  she killed 2 of my driving teachers 



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Reply #170 on: October 14, 2011, 10:25:54 am
This was the old Times of the Driving school when Void Was Driving Teacher i remember this moment. it was fun in the start but sadly  she killed 2 of my driving teachers

When i saw what Void said(Holy guacamoli!!!) i couldn't stop laughing :lol: :rofl:



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Reply #171 on: October 22, 2011, 02:47:21 pm
:(.

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Reply #172 on: October 22, 2011, 02:54:00 pm



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Reply #173 on: October 23, 2011, 01:03:50 pm
Tand said he had just gotten a tatoo and we were discussing tatoos but then this happened XD
[APB]DeeJay:Tatoo a 100$ bill on your penus.
KerbeRiko_Kolta: Ouch!
[APB]DeeJay:So that you can tell girls you like to see money grow XD

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.


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Reply #174 on: October 23, 2011, 01:48:55 pm
Tand said he had just gotten a tatoo and we were discussing tatoos but then this happened XD
[APB]DeeJay:Tatoo a 100$ bill on your penus.
SomeRandomGuy: Ouch!
[APB]DeeJay:So that you can tell girls you like to see money grow XD

That was great, random guy was me, btw  :rofl:



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Reply #175 on: October 23, 2011, 02:23:29 pm
That was great, random guy was me, btw  :rofl:
im gonna fix that

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.


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Reply #176 on: October 23, 2011, 02:28:01 pm
That was great, random guy was me, btw  :rofl:

Hahaha   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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Reply #177 on: October 27, 2011, 08:31:15 pm
At hotdog stand.
Fede: how much the hot doug?

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.


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Reply #178 on: October 27, 2011, 11:22:57 pm
At hotdog stand.
Fede: how much the hot doug?

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Reply #179 on: October 28, 2011, 01:02:16 am
Me pulling down car that's heading backwards..

Mihail_Junkovich: Sir.. why are you driving backwards?

Henry.yett: I was going in speed limit :D

epic xD



 


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