IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[Batta]

Correct me if I`m wrong, but isn`t it disallowed to post screenshots here?

 Ya just write the log 

[Matt Murdock]

This happened once when the server was very laggy:

Kerbe_Kolta(5) has left the server
Kerbe_Kolta(5): Huh...

[thejorens]

A couple of new players by the names of CptWalrus and CptOctopus had arrived and a couple of guys and me were teaching them stuff.
When we told them that you don`t need a drivers license this happened...
CptOctopus: Why do you need cops then?
[WS]TJ=AAA=: To enforce the important laws
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Drug abuse, shootouts, robberies
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Rape
[le couple of irrelevant chat lines]
CptOctopus: May I rape you, sir?
CptWalrus: Rape, I want to rape.

Why did i have to mention rape?

[Beruscolini]

A couple of new players by the names of CptWalrus and CptOctopus had arrived and a couple of guys and me were teaching them stuff.
When we told them that you don`t need a drivers license this happened...
CptOctopus: Why do you need cops then?
[WS]TJ=AAA=: To enforce the important laws
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Drug abuse, shootouts, robberies
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Rape
[le couple of irrelevant chat lines]
CptOctopus: May I rape you, sir?
CptWalrus: Rape, I want to rape.

Why did i have to mention rape?

[ghost_element]

[wB]FaD: Hey DellStorm, can i test the "/q" command?
[R*]DellStorm: If you wish.
[wB]FaD has left the server


[wB]FaD: I'll never use "/q" command again.
Ghost: Why not? I use it all the time when i want to leave.
[R*]DellStorm: Ghost, you don't need that, server crashes often and you'll get disconnected.
Lost connection to the server
Reconnecting...

[ogisa]

lol

[Beruscolini]

hahahahahah 

[CyBeR_New]

[wB]FaD: Hey DellStorm, can i test the "/q" command?
[R*]DellStorm: If you wish.
[wB]FaD has left the server


[wB]FaD: I'll never use "/q" command again.
Ghost: Why not? I use it all the time when i want to leave.
[R*]DellStorm: Ghost, you don't need that, server crashes often and you'll get disconnected.
Lost connection to the server
Reconnecting...

so true

[Kerbe]

That moment :]

Kerbe_Kolta(5) shouts: LCPD /gu!!
[Emergency Radio] Criminal Splinterz has givin himself up, please cuff him.

[Norrage]

That moment :]

Kerbe_Kolta(5) shouts: LCPD /gu!!
[Emergency Radio] Criminal Splinterz has givin himself up, please cuff him.

I dont see the funny part in this..?

[Batta]

I dont see the funny part in this..?

Maybe someone giving up right after warning is rare :P

[Kerbe]

I dont see the funny part in this..?

Not really funny, but unusual (at least for me). I was surprised in that moment...nice to see criminals respecting you though  :razz:

[Leroy_Kolta]

Indeed.

[Honigsenf]

[wbFaD]FaD stuck at spawn in water and asked for help

Talya - im used to use that boat, 15 mins to takes
Talya - stick a coin for g button and...
Talya - lie on ur bed
Talya - max the voice
Talya - u ll hear a crash noise when u reach the land

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[wbFaD]FaD enters the erotic shop while me watching magazines

Honigsenf - "knees please", good stuff
[wbFaD]FaD - lets get sniper
[wbFaD]FaD - And Look at it xD

 :girl:

[Daniel.B]

Rami_Leone(11): <----- Orange <333
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Criminal
Rami_Leone(11): ^ Cop :o
[R*]IcyAero(5): ^ criminal
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Idiot?
[R*]IcyAero(5):  : (
Rami_Leone(11): LOL
Leroy_Kolta(24): LOL

I Trolled there