IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[Hernandez]

Yeah, well, Funny Chats are those times when you had a good laugh. Misleading, once or twice, but not always.

Misleading is a rulebreak in all times, Your first or your second, It doesn't matter, once you mislead you are on the wrong way, Watch out!

[Cyclone]

30.07.2017

I joined the game to take my daily dose. Found a state car, got in it. Started heading to a fire station. At middle park corner, saw kazama (as cop) drifting. I moved away from the drifting cruiser quickly, might've got over 80 speed while doing that.
Then this happened...

kazama(8) on megaphone: Pull over to the side of the road
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: What? You were drifting that corner earlier!
kazama(8) said: you were speeding
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: I speeded up because to not hit you
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: My purpose was to not hit you while your drifting
kazama(8) said: im doing NOOSE training
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: LOL
kazama(8) writes a ticket gives a ticket to mike
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: How much is my price?
kazama(8) said: 150$

He's going to be sued in court for this 150$ price, I wasn't even over 90, and was attempting to not hit that drifting cop.

Corrupted cops these days

Edit: Nevermind I don't have evidence so hes lucky this time :3

[Endri]

30.07.2017

I joined the game to take my daily dose. Found a state car, got in it. Started heading to a fire station. At middle park corner, saw kazama (as cop) drifting. I moved away from the drifting cruiser quickly, might've got over 80 speed while doing that.
Then this happened...

kazama(8) on megaphone: Pull over to the side of the road
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: What? You were drifting that corner earlier!
kazama(8) said: you were speeding
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: I speeded up because to not hit you
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: My purpose was to not hit you while your drifting
kazama(8) said: im doing NOOSE training
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: LOL
kazama(8) writes a ticket gives a ticket to mike
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: How much is my price?
kazama(8) said: 150$

He's going to be sued in court for this 150$ price, I wasn't even over 90, and was attempting to not hit that drifting cop.

Corrupted cops these days

Edit: Nevermind I don't have evidence so hes lucky this time :3

dat cops , money hungers

[Hernandez]

30.07.2017

I joined the game to take my daily dose. Found a state car, got in it. Started heading to a fire station. At middle park corner, saw kazama (as cop) drifting. I moved away from the drifting cruiser quickly, might've got over 80 speed while doing that.
Then this happened...

kazama(8) on megaphone: Pull over to the side of the road
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: What? You were drifting that corner earlier!
kazama(8) said: you were speeding
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: I speeded up because to not hit you
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: My purpose was to not hit you while your drifting
kazama(8) said: im doing NOOSE training
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: LOL
kazama(8) writes a ticket gives a ticket to mike
Mike_Hiltson(23) said: How much is my price?
kazama(8) said: 150$

He's going to be sued in court for this 150$ price, I wasn't even over 90, and was attempting to not hit that drifting cop.

Corrupted cops these days

Edit: Nevermind I don't have evidence so hes lucky this time :3

Does this need to be in "Funny Chat" ? As I don't see anything funny here except some job abusing and which would need to be reported to the administration.

[izolenta]

Agagagagaagagagaa          

[Cyclone]

Does this need to be in "Funny Chat" ? As I don't see anything funny here except some job abusing and which would need to be reported to the administration.

It was funny for me :3

[Kazama]

It was funny for me :3

Yeap, its a little funny when u see a cop drifting but it is not much funny to post in Funny Chat Logs 

[Cyclone]

Yeap, its a little funny when u see a cop drifting but it is not much funny to post in Funny Chat Logs 

The funny part for me is when you said "Im doing NOOSE training" I was confused so much XD

[about10pandas]

Yeap, its a little funny when u see a cop drifting but it is not much funny to post in Funny Chat Logs 

Busted hahahaah

[JackDockz]

LCPD Aspirants doing NOOSE training on civilian roads and fining civilians for avoiding them. Damn.

[Advik]

Ajax_Walker has died.
Ajax_Walker: my car doesn't have airbags.
LagFish: xD

[DarkPower202]

PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): bro sorry for saying that in chat
*ignores*
PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): ok it was clod

Spoiler for clod:

nyiahahahahahah

[JackDockz]

PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): bro sorry for saying that in chat
*ignores*
PM from [RT]MrMeeses(7): ok it was clod

Spoiler for clod:

nyiahahahahahah

@MrMeeses please make a comment on this

[about10pandas]

ezio(1) said: to strip club
dext(0) slaps ezio
dext(0) shouted: dafuck dude your married!
ezio(1) said: married! Who told you that lol

[DwaYR]

*randomly some Guest starts PMing me*
(in PM)
Guest8: clickbaiter
Guest8: Jake pauler
[TCL]Dway: its everyday bro
Guest8: its everyday bro
(we typed that at the same time)
Matt(8) has joined the server




"I´m an eye in the sky, looking at you" appears on the screen (I thought I am the only admin on the server)
[TCL]Dway: yo
spn1725 has left the server
[TCL]Dway: shit
[TCL]Dway: I wanna die.



*Me and Twenty went on K-9 duty and forgot the dog at the HQ. Melan was sitting in the back, we were already at DPD, far away from NOOSE HQ.*
[R*]Twenty: Umm, Dway.
[R*]Twenty: We forgot the fucking dog.
[TCL]Dway: Fuck.
[R*]Twenty: Dammit.
*[TCL]Dway looks at melan in the back.*
[TCL]Dway: You will be Rex now, understood?
Melan: no im not dog bro
[TCL]Dway: Huh?!!
Melan: ok i am your dog now
Melan: BUW BUW
[TCL]Dway: We didn´t forget the dog then, good.
Melan: BUW BUW