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IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

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on: August 30, 2010, 03:29:57 am
Argonath RPG: IV:MP
Funny Server Chatlogs




Another humor exemplary topic. Post funny chat logs regarding our IV:MP. Don't post pictures!
I'll start.

Void: Another shootout?
Void: So we barricade ourselves in the hospital then you and Alan storm?
JayL: wutever nigga, just let me pull that trigga


Tim(6) has joined the server
Thomas_C: Hey Tim
Void: Hello Tim
Tim(6) has left the server
Void: lol
few minutes later ....
Tim(3) has joined the server
Thomas_C: Tim download the correct client version, in news and announcement
Void: Tim get the newest client version in the News and Announcements board
Tim(3) has left the server
Thomas_C: You think he saw it?
after several more tries of logging in...we spammed out the chat so he can see it
Tim(3) has joined the server
Void: Tim get the newest client version in the New and Announcements board
Thomas_C: Tim download the correct client version, News and announcements board
Thomas_C: Tim download the correct client version, News and announcements board
Tim(3) has left the server
after 4 minutes Tai forgot to save the scripts(Server was script-less now)
Tim(3) has joined the server
Tim: Hey guys
Void: LMAO




(don't know the exact words as F12 doesn't work IG)

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Reply #1 on: August 30, 2010, 03:52:49 am
D: My game kept crashing when I joined. Tai was restricting /v when i joined  :poke:


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Reply #2 on: October 10, 2010, 03:24:30 am
Sorry for the bump, but this topic has to be revived.

[WS]GHunter(15): Criminals are yellow color?
Void(14): Pedestrians are yellow
ACE55(20): I can't see the road!!!
Void(14): No color for criminals currently
Macielesk(21): Is it black?!
Void(14): LOLracist joke
Macielesk(21): lol


Post some more funny chat logs  :)

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Reply #3 on: October 10, 2010, 03:31:51 am
Quote from: Void on October 10, 2010, 03:24:30 am


Void(14): No color for criminals currently
Macielesk(21): Is it black?!
Void(14): LOLracist joke
Macielesk(21): lol


I fucken lold!


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Reply #4 on: October 12, 2010, 12:17:59 am
Funny chat logs  :rofl:


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Reply #5 on: October 15, 2010, 06:25:19 pm
DellStorm(3): Thanks for the car
messing him up ...
DellStorm(3): LOL cheat
=AV=DeeJay(5) has joined the server
=AV=DeeJay(5): where?
Void(4): hey DJ
DellStorm(3): LOL
Void(4): xD



He has a hunch for it  :lol:


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Reply #6 on: October 22, 2010, 11:39:06 am
Quote from: Void on October 10, 2010, 03:24:30 am
Sorry for the bump, but this topic has to be revived.

[WS]GHunter(15): Criminals are yellow color?
Void(14): Pedestrians are yellow
ACE55(20): I can't see the road!!!
Void(14): No color for criminals currently
Macielesk(21): Is it black?!
Void(14): LOLracist joke
Macielesk(21): lol


Post some more funny chat logs  :)
:lol:


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Reply #7 on: October 29, 2010, 09:24:31 pm
I am mostly known by this introduction message, and half of IV:MP Argonath players can confirm it:
"Hello there XXX, welcome :)" so this evening happened something hilarious.
I've met this player 10 times and I always said the same message to him.The exact one I've written above.

DellStorm(2) LOL w
Void(3): Actually it was 20
Paladin(5) has joined the server
Void(3): Hello there Paladin, welcome :)
After 1 minute
Paladin(5): Void?
Void(3): Yes?
Paladin(5): Omg .... you aren't a bot ...
Void(3): LMAO
DellStorm(2): LOL

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Reply #8 on: October 29, 2010, 10:48:09 pm
Quote from: Void on October 29, 2010, 09:24:31 pm
I am mostly known by this introduction message, and half of IV:MP Argonath players can confirm it:
"Hello there XXX, welcome :)" so this evening happened something hilarious.
I've met this player 10 times and I always said the same message to him.The exact one I've written above.

DellStorm(2) LOL w
Void(3): Actually it was 20
Paladin(5) has joined the server
Void(3): Hello there Paladin, welcome :)
After 1 minute
Paladin(5): Void?
Void(3): Yes?
Paladin(5): Omg .... you aren't a bot ...
Void(3): LMAO
DellStorm(2): LOL

haha


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Reply #9 on: October 30, 2010, 10:23:25 pm
codekick(23): my english is bad :D
[WS]Thomas_C(16): That's ok :)
codekick(23): ok
codekick(23): bye!

Sounded pretty funny xD Like he didn't want it to be ok :/

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What is messed up is your perception of IV:MP. Probably because they do not allow guys without balls there.

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Reply #10 on: October 30, 2010, 11:11:38 pm
i laughed ;D


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Reply #11 on: November 06, 2010, 06:53:38 pm
This is the result of the afternoon conversation of Thomas and Masa.

[WS]Thomas_C(8) has joined the server
Void(5): Lunch was good?
ChuckNorris(27): thomas ^^
[WS]Thomas_C(8): Dinner ; )
Diavol(3): Hey thomas
[WS]Thomas_C(8): .q
[WS]Thomas_C(8): OSHI! Chuck removed /q!
[WS]Thomas_C(8): NOES!

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Reply #12 on: November 12, 2010, 10:14:45 pm
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It's not bad to make a mistake. It's what you do after, that's important.
Quote from: Gandalf on February 24, 2012, 04:41:06 pm
What is messed up is your perception of IV:MP. Probably because they do not allow guys without balls there.

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Reply #13 on: December 26, 2010, 04:19:37 pm
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!

Poor Twenty.  :(

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Reply #14 on: December 27, 2010, 10:21:35 pm
Crime of Tandtrollet(9): Child molesting


false was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C(12) for Sorry Sebi, go back to [gerG]Sebihunter
He managed to log out before Thomas kicked(It would be epic tho)

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