One Man died and went up to Heaven, where he was greeted by Saint Peter, who asked him:
- How did you earn your bread, young man?
- I was Unemployed, sir.
- Unemployed eh? - St. Peter rubbed his temple, thinking... - And did you do any good deeds in your life?
- Yes, ofcourse, sir. Once I was walking down the street and saw some Angels of Death MC Members trying to beat up a defenseless man in his car. So I decided to help him, I ran to the leader of the Bikers, pulled him by his hair, kicked him in the balls and told him to Get Lost.
- Hmmmph, that's great. - said St. Peter as he went trough the Man's folder - But I don't see any records of this case in our book...Tell me, when did this happen?
- It happened...It happened a few minutes ago...
Anyways, how's everyone doing?
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