If I were ___ I would ___

[JDC]

If I were sad, I would cry.
 
ARPD Commander

[Alaska]

if i were ARPD Commander i would take off ranks from the cops and test them again for the ranks.

Argonath Owner

[Garfield]

if i would argonath owner i would recover people's old accounts .


Ninja

[JDC]

If I was a ninja, I would sneak into people's houses and get some pizza.
 
Developer

[Steve.]

If I was a developer, I would kick all admins from the administrator Team. 

Little cat

[Torero]

If I were a little cat I would keep falling from the 9th floor forever. Because it is fun...and because I can.

Justin Bieber.

[Norrage]

If i were Justin Bieber i would kill myself




Girl

[MrFrancis]

If I were a girl I'd sell my body for 1$

Troll

[SFTC]

If I were rich I'd buy a small island in Central America nearly a big island(probably nearly Cuba or something like that or Granada) and buy a mansion there.

If I God a girl I'd finish all wars, hungry people, and other things

[XSniper]

If I were girl I would finger myself :P jk.

[Gird3r]

If I were an joke, Id make you dissapear.

Donut

[Catzu]

If I would be a donut ill aid criminals, both "runs" from cops...

A magnet

[Wake]

If I were a magnet, I would be a pussy magnet.

Chuck Norris

[Gird3r]

If i were Chuck Norris. I would...

No wait, there's nothing epic enough to describe it.



An mathematic formula

[Daco]

If I were an joke, Id make you dissapear.

Donut

If I were a forum moderator, I'd ban you.