[CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!

[shitix]

6. As a mobster, I created a "Dictator Political Party", fought against a communist political party. Another time I took over Montgomery by force, declaring myself as mayor and renaming Montgomery to "Jcstodds Land". All laws were revoked and Montgomery became an illegal town.

Wouldent this get you banned for nazism? i guess most people of this comunity would count it as a some sort of nazi party(mostly those who dosent know shit about the nazi party during 1930's)

I aint that active doing big crimes exept killing/turturing people who disrespects the MC

[Julio.]

All off topic will be reported and hopefully removed by mods. This includes posts by Lorenzo, El Martu and Mr Joker who do not understand the topic, and Melvin and Joedaman633 who are not posting anything relevant at all.

THAT is the sort of thing which I do not like... I will take that as a provoking. All you had to do was ask me to do delete my stupid posts.

Jesus Christ...

[Rusty]

Used to "murder" players by LSPD when I briefly used the name IceTruck_Killer would put them in the boot of my black sentinel drive them out to the bodybags in Bone County and dump them.  I'd use /ad to let cops know that I had struck again and was looking for my next victim, my mistake I stopped at LV Ammu-Nation to buy a silenced 9mm and when I exited there was about 8 cops waiting on me.

[Jcstodds]

THAT is the sort of thing which I do not like... I will take that as a provoking. All you had to do was ask me to do delete my stupid posts.
Jesus Christ...

  Because I can only report 1 post every 2 minutes, I am not going to sit and wait and report each one, so I just make it easy for moderators by reporting one and naming you all. Don't wanna be reported? You do not see me posting off topic or any other shit in your threads. Have some respect. Don't like it? I do not like you having a dump on my topic.

This post will be deleted when topic is moderated.


@shitix
  I made no references to nazi's (didn't even think of them at the time). I simply played on the stereotype for comedy effect. This is a game and not to be confused with real world topics. All of my roleplay is idealized to be fun, fair and feasible. Currently in the real world there are still dictatorships which have absolutely nothing to do with nazi's at all. So I dunno how you can pick out 1 example, without actually witnessing the event itself, and try label me as nazism.

[Jamal]

THAT is the sort of thing which I do not like... I will take that as a provoking. All you had to do was ask me to do delete my stupid posts.

Jesus Christ...

because posting someone is going offtopic is provoking?... I'm pretty sure he's asking you right there, what you call 'provoking'

I once delivered a stockload of weapons stolen from Area 69, and then earned profit! [zomg? job other than scripted for moneys??] Of course this is after failing to get the truck to the location two times, once including being the length of LS City hall, my truck fell into the waters. First time they got stuck in a canyon wall in Bone county.

[shitix]

I know Jcstodds, but some people has a tendence(howerver its spelled:P) to confuse it with nazism cause its a dictatorship. I do not mean at all that this is nazism, i would realy like to try it out myself.. I asked that question because i was afraid i could get banned if i tried something like it :P

I was with you on that weed robery in LSPD, was REALY fun to do something else then kill people with the SMG cause they wont leave the Clubhouse

[Wash]

This topic is designed to give inspiration to the criminal world, who - lets be honest - are not the most inventive nowadays.

Compared to cops who just chase orange dots all day? :P


I kidnapped Fernando and raped his asshole

[JDC]

I kidnapped Fernando and raped his asshole

Who hasn't? :roll:

But seriously. ... as a high-ranking fed, I have seen all sorts of crimes from the average to the imaginative, so let me post some.

Many of them are police-brutality scenarios, some of which are real accounts and some of which are fiction (take a wild guess). Criminals can apply the same mechanisms to some of their crimes, making them fun and creative.

1. Two police officers and a federal agent got stuck in a hole in front of city hall, which was dug for road maintenance. The pope then came, blessed the hole with kerosine, and threw a lighter inside, sacrificing the three people inside to God and purging them of their sins. The three people inside died (using /kill).

2. During a mass at Los Santos officiated by the Archbishop of the city, two aliens entered the cathedral and attempted to assassinate the Archbishop using extraterrestrial laser weapons. One of the aliens was killed and the archbishop used the dead alien's laser gun to kill the other one, although he died as well.

3. I once "persuaded" another mafioso to cough up more information, or I will take him back to Los Santos on October 31 at midnight and feed him to the hobos and the street children. To add to it, I showed him a video of one of his comrades being eaten alive by angry carnivorous hobos.

4. I "persuaded" yet another mobster to give information by serving him a deliciously cooked steak meal. After he finished eating with the fine utilities I made available to him at the government office, I informed him that the steak was made from the corpse of one of his comrades and that he would be next if he refused to talk.

5. SAPD Deputy Chief Vincent Vice was teabagged by SAPD Officers, FBI Agents, SWAT Operatives, Criminals, and Civilians- all at the same time, in one place. (I have a pic)

[Chase]

I kidnapped Fernando and raped his asshole

What a coincidence,  I do it every day!

[Jcstodds]

  Hehe, some great stuff there JDC.

  As a cop I have some unique methods of handling criminals too 

  And your Pope RP's remind me of the few times I have been a catholic priest for wedding ceremonies, which usually involve loads of very inappropriate comments xD


  - As a crazy proffesor, I kidnapped several hobos with trail of $1 notes. After taking them to the meat factory in SF, they were led into grinding machines. The chopped up remains were then collected and formed into hotdogs, which were then sold around Los Santos. Funny to see peoples reactions after finding rings, hair and toenails in their 'dogs.

[MisterSjeiks]

I entered an experiment with a crazy professor (wich was not Jcstodds).
He infected me with a special zombie-virus. (I was pretty new at this time, and I expected this RP to be extremely small, with MAX. 3 people).
It ended up with the professor making me infect others, he then escorted us to Area69. Unfortunately for him we all escaped. The police force wouldn't do anything so the citizens decided to close area 69 (by parking infront of the entrance) and guard it, to make sure nobody escaped.

[Jingle]

I shot someone once.

[Drastic]

I once told someone that I'm going to shoot him, he said that he'll the cops on me.
I was so afraid, that I didn't log in for a month. 

[Brad.]

  Haha that was amazing. I was taking the mickey of his voice, he keeps turning up on his own against loads of criminals going " let me keel you!" or something. Was his name Mario? I do remember calling him Mario cause of his accent all the time.

Nah, it was Newspaper, I remember he got brutally killed about 19 times, then started going on about the fivecar rule because me and daniel started barricading him out xD

[Xander]

-I used to kidnap people, even people in my own crime family and would eat them. I used to prefer hobo's since they were easier to get, you could lure them to your car with money or drugs.

-I was suspected for being a Sex Addict once.

-Sometimes when i kidnapped people, i wouldn't eat them myself i would cut them up and sell them using the hotdog vehicle. So people were buying body parts at Pershing and GS9.

-I used to rp a hippie and was stoned 24/7 and could never get away from cops due to being so stoned, and i would sit on a dock with friends and just talk about corruption how we need to take action as hippies and not be overtaken by the government and to not conform.

-I would bury people alive out in Bone County in different locations and leave them with nothing.

-I currently live in Fort Carson and sometimes when people are around i act like there are Aliens all over and one time i acted like they read my thoughts and forced me to drive to Area 69 with people in my Tahoma.

Just some things ive done, i have had my fair share of experiences with others it is alot of fun.