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I Just Had Sex! :D

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Offline ThomasJ

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Reply #15 on: December 23, 2010, 07:00:45 pm
I though you had real sex, you still virgin.


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Reply #16 on: December 23, 2010, 09:58:16 pm
That is a song for who never had sex.

/facepalm
Quote from: Oliver on December 23, 2010, 06:52:30 pm
Horrible song with horrible autotune singing.

How can people even listen to shit like Akon?

Don't flame Akon pls.


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Reply #17 on: December 23, 2010, 10:19:07 pm
"But I cried the whole time"...lol


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Reply #18 on: December 23, 2010, 10:21:51 pm
I don't know but somehow I find it funny..in sad way :D


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Reply #19 on: December 23, 2010, 10:32:37 pm
Quote from: Oliver on December 23, 2010, 06:52:30 pm
Horrible song with horrible autotune singing.

How can people even listen to shit like Akon?

Nobody is like you, Daniels :)

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Reply #20 on: December 23, 2010, 11:27:12 pm
Quote from: Twenty on December 23, 2010, 10:32:37 pm
Nobody is like you, Daniels :)
Untrue, i totally agree with Oliver..


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Reply #21 on: December 23, 2010, 11:38:42 pm
lol

good song :D

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Reply #22 on: December 24, 2010, 12:38:21 am
SHIT! Song's too late tho  :(


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Reply #23 on: December 25, 2010, 02:14:46 pm
New Song: I Will Never Have Sex (feat: Oliver & Justin Bieber)


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Reply #24 on: December 25, 2010, 03:36:57 pm
Quote from: Boozman on December 23, 2010, 10:19:07 pm
"But I cried the whole time"...lol
WWBD?
And Katy Perry pls.


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Reply #25 on: December 25, 2010, 08:21:55 pm
The song was actually.. good. Never liked Akon or his voice, though.


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Reply #26 on: December 26, 2010, 02:43:57 pm
Quote from: Oliver on December 23, 2010, 06:52:30 pm
Horrible song with horrible autotune singing.

How can people even listen to shit like Akon?

Agreed.


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Reply #27 on: January 08, 2011, 03:36:45 pm
Ive f**ked plenty of cute chicks lol but I would f**k the shit outta Nikki minaj, didnt even bother to listen to the song tho lol.


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Reply #28 on: January 08, 2011, 04:44:24 pm
Quote from: hell1989 on January 08, 2011, 03:36:45 pm
Ive f**ked plenty of cute chicks lol but I would f**k the shit outta Nikki minaj, didnt even bother to listen to the song tho lol.


I'D TAP THAT bad girl B1TCH !

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Reply #29 on: January 08, 2011, 04:56:20 pm
I will make her bed rock too f**king hard that it falls to the floor haha and she could do the same to me all day lol..

Young Money - Bedrock (Remix) Feat. Ludacris, Gucci Mane, Plies, Pitbull, Bow Wow, Lloyd & Wale

go to 3:40 if you some how never heard this song rofl

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