MAD LIBS! (Fill-in-the-blank style game)

[Leon.]

HELLO FOLKS and welcome to MAD LIBS!!!11212$@!%5735983

The game is simple. Someone writes out a sentence or sentences, and the user below them has to fill in the blanks with something funny, creative, or cool! That user then has to make up their own story with blanks in it.

Here's an example of an optimal fill-in-the-blank style multi-phrase that others should base theirs off of in terms of form (User below me has to fill this in, by the way!)
Hello, my name is ___, and I like ____ ____ and _____. Sometimes, I even _____ in a ____ just because I ____ to _____. Some people also like to ____ my _____ are quite ____.

[Mr.Joker]

Hello, my name is Joker, and I like washing machine and pussyes. Sometimes, I even f**k in a fuck just because I f**k to f**k. Some people also like to touch my cock are quite crazy.

If you want a _____ just push on my _____ and a dog will _____ your sisters while they're doin' a _______. I love Joker, so i would like to ______ him.


-Cheers,
Mr.Joker Kolta 

[Leon.]

If you want a cocksucking just push on my palm tree and a dog will fuck your sisters while they're doin' a kitchen. I love Joker, so I would like to rape him.

WHEN I ____ IN ____ I ____ ALL ____ AND ONE ____

[MrTony]

WHEN I PLAY IN GARDEN I INVITE ALL FRIENDS AND ONE RAPIST.
____ is like a violin.The ____ may ____ now and then but the ____ remain ____.

Solve this 

[WaKa]

WHEN I GO IN AND I SHOOT ALL DIE AND ONE SURVIVES!

Hey I ____ you ____ i kinda want to _____||_____ i need ____ so _____ and what _____.

The || is like a seperation it means 2 blanks/2 words.

[Lamar Diasso]

Hey I hate you lots I kinda want to kill...||...you I need weapon so much and what else.(dude wtf was that for a sentence?)

I'm gonna get _____ in a few _____ I'm so _____, I'll finally lose my _____.

[WaKa]

I'm gonna get fucked in a few minutes I'm so proud, I'll finally lose my virginity.

Your mother _____ me ______ my ______ and finally i _____.

[Nathan]

Your mother hugged me and my mom and finally I left.

SO ______ HERD _____ _____ ______.

[Ness]

So I herd you laik nignogs




______ please, I ____ mad

[WaKa]

STFU please, I am mad.

Screw ____ you ____ me and i ____ it.

[Leon.]

Screw faggots you fuck me and i love it.

As I ____ on the ____, I thought, "Hey, isn't that ____ _____ ____?" Afterwards, I _____ to the ____ only to find out that my _____ is _____ _____ _____.

[Salmonella]

As I laid on the cough, I thought, "Hey, isn't that the regular postman?" Afterwards, I waved to the postman only to find out that my postman is sexually harrasing me.


When __ was ______ with my ____, i found out that _______ ___ ____ with the ____, it was totally ___. Later i ____ ___ i had herpes

[Charles_Carter]

When i was playing with my tummy, i found out that Chesse doesnt go  with the macaroni, it was totally shocked. Later i found out i had herpes

I ___ a complete ____ and yet they call me a ___ ___ ____.I ___ ___ pissed off that _ jumped ___ ___ the couch.____ later ____ Michael Jackson and am a big fan of Charles.

[ReaperEvil]

I am a complete douche and yet the call me a fag. I am so pissed of that I jumped on the couch.Months later i'm Michael Jackson and am a big fan of Charles.

I ___ a ___ with big ____.Thats why my ____ says ___ im _______.

[DareDevil]

I have a penis with big hair.Thats why my girlfriend says  im sexy.

I'm ____ gangsta from _____ I listen Romanian _____ i shoot with _____ every cops!