KhornateMonkey · 1890
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When we logged into Argonath in need of R&R,The crew set out investigating every joint and bar.We had high expectations of their hospitality,But found too late it wasn't geared for players such as we. Chorus: And we're banned from Argo, everyone. Banned from Argo, just for having a little fun. We spent a jolly play time there for just three days or four, But Argo doesn't want us any more.Our bosses's tastes were simple, but his methods were complex.He asked a loan from everyone and kept on changing tagsGimlis logs caught up on him he had no second chanceHe tried to tell it was his dad but Gimli banned his pantsOur friend right here would yield to none at putting down a few;He made a hit on seven Ballas and he killed them too.The cops looked for him but they did not gu'ed him at allHe was banned using sniper on the roof of City Hall.Our proper, cool First Officer was drugged when he came in,And put his chat on public, where he told some things obscene.He was kicked twice by JCstodds but he didn't care.But when Onotole banned him oh you should have heard him swear.Our pilot loves to fly all day cause that is what he doesHe does not care if its Helicopter or a busHe made a flying tour around LS for all to seeAnd then asked us on TeamSpeak "Harry potter is that me ? "My cousin is a scammer and he is quite good at thatHe traded 1000 sniper for a non-existing petHe scammed a hundred newbies and oh man he was so proudAn hour later money gone and Cutter threw him outOur Doctor loves Humanity his mission is to healHe drives around an ambulance and uses his appealHe healed a guy a 1000 times and then showed us the newsAnd then he joined us with a ban for healing script abuseOur gangsta is a peaceful guy who looks after his cropsAnd he gets orange now and then whenever he sees copsIts just his hate of blue dots that makes him do this thingYou guessed it he was banned today because of cophuntingA clan of deathmatch landed, and admins seemed not to care.They stamped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there.Half our crew was busy there, and invited them to play,The deathmatchers just looked at us, and turned and ran away.So now we got a routeblock and we say we do not careWe play on other servers and are shitting Argo thereI gues that we will wait a month or so to ask unban and thenWe spam I've changed a last change please in Gandalfs MSN