$$ Stormeus's LOAN SHARK Business (and donuts) $$

[stormeus]

Welcome to the IT Loan Shark Business (and donut shop)

Formerly a dodgy Dispensary and Donut Shop, the Downtown Dispensary has been converted for other uses. Introducing the Downtown Loan Shark Business and donut shop. Here, we provide affordable loans and affordable donuts under one roof! Need to buy a house? Investing in business assets? No problem! However, we do expect loans to be paid back in a timely fashion, or more... aggressive means will be used to collect your debt.

Interest Rates
All loans are under 5% compound interest per day, plus a $2,000 fee per day the loan is not paid back after the due date. Due date is to be negotiated between the loan shark and loanee.

Location
Conveniently located near Ammunation, the Downtown Pizzeria, and Love Fist Stadium.


Photos
Check out our impressive donut inventory!

[Bass]

Woah nice biz, good luck brother!

[detective_perry]

Storm, that downtown pizzeria is not owned by WS.
WS Pizzeria is in havana.
Btw, don't buy in WS pizzeria. Food stinks.

[Morphine]

Time to fry bigger fish, Mr Stormeus.

Good luck on the dispensary.
Keep a look out for Hanney, he likes to steal paracetamol.

[Bass]

Don't buy from Robina's cafe too, it's got an epidemic disease!

[Frank_Federico]

Btw, don't buy in WS pizzeria. Food stinks.

That's because a platypus used to work there

[Morphine]

Stop advertising your lame cafes here. This is for pharmacy purposes only.

Big shipment of -medicine- will be arriving by tomorrow.
20% discount tomorrow on Aspirine, Cough Syrup, Paracetamol et cetera.
* Police Officers are requested to enter the store unarmed or otherwise the staff may legally switch to lethal force under any sign of a threat by the 2nd Amendment of the United States of Argonath.

[ZeRoX346]

Good luck, bro

[Jaga848]

Yo, very nice bro! Just keep the good working! 

[Morphine]

Rare visitors but still does well. ?

[XSniper]

I come here after a well done shootout at the bank, to catch me some DONUTS.  :cool:

[stormeus]

To reflect new business interests, the Downtown Dispensary has been converted to a Loan Shark business. We will, however, continue to sell donuts.

[Frank_Federico]

Awesome, I'll be sure to keep paying your shop visits then.

[Call_me_Dad]

You poison donuts to kill cops? :O

[stormeus]

You poison donuts to kill cops? :O

No, but there may be a hint of steroids in the donuts.
Or crack. It depends on who's working there that day.