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Reply #30 on: August 31, 2007, 04:29:19 am
Real life joke... Hope, it will train your brain...)))

The Russian immigrants' children made a joke at American school...
They pushed into the school three pigs...
That is nothing, but... They drew a numbers on pigs' backs - 1, 2 and... 4...
The whole week American police was busy...
Guess why...
Because cops was searching for 3th pig all day...

 :ps: about other players, move your brain ^_^



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Reply #31 on: August 31, 2007, 07:05:06 am
OK, does ne1 have ne Chuck Norris jokes? Don't worry Europeans might not understand.



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Reply #32 on: August 31, 2007, 09:34:48 am
Yo mama is so fat, that she lives in the garden.

Yo mama is so fat, that she rolls instead of walking :D


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Reply #33 on: August 31, 2007, 08:18:08 pm
Chuck Norris feel no fear,fear feels Chuck Norris :)



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Reply #34 on: August 31, 2007, 08:26:10 pm
OK, does ne1 have ne Chuck Norris jokes? Don't worry Europeans might not understand.


Lool, Chuck Norris jokes are popular here as well. I think they're a bit stupid though  :redface:

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Reply #35 on: August 31, 2007, 11:08:02 pm
my dad went to a pakistani's party
he said the music was ok 
he also said musical chairs was very fun
but he said wen it came too pass the parcel...
...that finished pretty fast




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Reply #36 on: September 01, 2007, 01:57:54 pm
Yo mama is so fat, that she rolls instead of walking :D

Haha, I have a big friend and our joke is 'YEAH YOU ROLL AWAY'

(8) Now don't stop, get it, get it
The way she shakin' make you want to hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she splitted Got you're head f**ked up from the way she did it (8)


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Reply #37 on: September 01, 2007, 02:58:57 pm
Yo mama so stupid that she teaches people how to be stupid (People are already Stupid  :lol: )



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Reply #38 on: September 01, 2007, 05:55:42 pm
Yo mama doesnt exist.


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Reply #39 on: September 01, 2007, 06:12:39 pm
Seriously people, check this video and listen. word up.


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Reply #40 on: September 01, 2007, 06:56:50 pm
hahaha NEVA  :lol:



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Reply #41 on: September 01, 2007, 07:12:40 pm
haha I have a Chuck Norris joke!


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...it's too bad he NEVER cries



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Reply #42 on: September 02, 2007, 09:25:48 am
Seriously people, check this video and listen. word up.


Old school :D


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Reply #43 on: September 02, 2007, 02:44:02 pm
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and 4 arabs and 5 Poles walked into a bar with a Priest, a Vicar and a Rabbi and the bartender said "This has GOT to be a joke!"

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Reply #44 on: September 02, 2007, 08:16:12 pm
ok there were 3 guys a Black Guy White Guy and a Mexican guy
They all had to make an elephant shake his head yes and shake his head no
If they did they get to marry a princess

The white guy went first and said

"If you shake your head yes and shake it no ill have a mr washington waiting 4 ya eh,?"

The elephaht laughs and kicks the shit out of him

The mexican guy went next

"Eh holmes if you shake you head yes and shake it no ill make u some enchiladas and papuas for a good job"

The elephant took the food and kicked the shit out of him

The black guy went next

"Eh brother if u do this here shake ya head yes and shake it no i wont have to whoop yo ass"

The elephant kicked the hsit out of him and took a shit on him too

Later that night the Black guy got a golf club and a baseball bat and beat the shit out of the elephant

The next morning they tried again the Black guy went first

He said to the elephant "Remember me?" *elephant shakes yes* "Want some more" elephant shakes no*

And the Black guy got jumped by all the elephants homies and died and the Mexican guy Won?


The End


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