JOKES (POST EM HERE!!!)

[schfifty]

Post your jokes here!!!

[Sirricharic]

i got one Yo mama so ugly when she look out the window she get a ticket for disturbing the peace

[tiderman]

i got one Yo mama so ugly when she look out the window she get a ticket for disturbing the peace

LOOOOL Yo mama...

[{DB}Satan]

This is CRAZY joke and actually i don't want to remember it, but when i and my friend were few years younger, my friend spitted accidently straight into my mouth and it was like........ :conf:

[Jnn]

when i was a newbie in mta..

Jnn = Jealous Naked Niggas

I hate you -_-

[Dave]

ur mum's so fat she walked infront of the TV and u missed 30 episodes of ur favourite TV show

[Abraham]

yo mama's skinny.

[Luca_Scalise]

Yo mama is so fat when she goes on the bus the driver gives her 5 tickets

[Carhartt]

Yo mama is so fat when she goes on the bus the driver gives her 5 tickets

lmfao   
That made me laughing

[schfifty]

yo mama is so ugly she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

[tiderman]

This is CRAZY joke and actually i don't want to remember it, but when i and my friend were few years younger, my friend spitted accidently straight into my mouth and it was like........ :conf:

orgasmic?

yo mama is so ugly she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

hahahah that was a bad ass joke  So bad it made me laugh

Yo mama is so fat when she goes on the bus the driver gives her 5 tickets

LMAO

yo mama's skinny.

LOL!!!

[Fred Pepper]

Yo mama so fat when she went into an ugly contest the judge said no professionals...
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it


lolz

[Neave]

Yo mama so fat when she went into an ugly contest the judge said no professionals...
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it


lolz

 

[Justin]

Yo mama so fat when she went into an ugly contest the judge said no professionals...

Lmao!!! 

[Chill]

yo mama's skinny.

That was the only joke in this thread ive laughed at xD.