What to do about this school bully..

[Pandalink]

Exactly. If you can't beat them with force then beat them with smarts.

Also lol at the pencil stabbing, only place I ever stabbed someone with a sharp pencil was their hand onto a desk. If I remember correctly they were fucking around and taking my stuff, so I went ahead and stabbed their hand the next time it arrived on my desk to snatch something. The teacher saw the whole thing and just looked at me and said "was that really necessary!?" and I just stared at them with a straight face and replied "yes" as I was withdrawing my pencil. Quite glad I didn't get in trouble for that one.

But yea, I've never gone for the jugular, lol. Worst I ever did was smash someone's head into a bunch of metal bars.

[Cero]

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[duffman]

exterminator, how it is the bully at the moment?

[Squeak]

ITT: fight stories, brah

[XSniper]

Try to ignore him, don't cross him. As in if you know where he's at try avoiding that place. If he gets physical on you, and you have no choice but to get physical back.. do it. And do it like this
bully gets owned buy fat kid need to watch

I'm serious, don't let anyone get you down. I've been there before..well in my younger age. And in reality, where society is like this, telling teachers or parents does not help. It only makes the situation worse.

[JDC]

I happen to have a smart cousin who's more of a sadist than a genius. We were discussing about bullies, then he came up with something that made us burst out laughing.
 
If the bully steals your food, be sure to pass him while holding food that has been heavily laced with viagra. Plus points if you're in the same class and he gets called for recitation.

[Squeak]

If the bully steals your food,

If you have a bully who steals your food, contract AIDS then bleed into your food before he eats it.

[duffman]

be sure to pass him while holding food that has been heavily laced with viagra.

The f**k? Who is the kid is going to buy viagra?  :trust:

[JDC]

The f**k? Who is the kid is going to buy viagra?  :trust:

It's basically feeding the bully poisoned food, except substituting the poison with viagra. I've been told an overdose has harmful effects on one's... manhood.

[duffman]

It's basically feeding the bully poisoned food, except substituting the poison with viagra. I've been told an overdose has harmful effects on one's... manhood.

I just ask why... viagra  :poke:

You are strange...

[kun4L]

exterminator, how it is the bully at the moment?

[JDC]

I just ask why... viagra  :poke:

You are strange...

Few things hurt a man more than inflicting permanent damage on his manhood. :evil:

[Alsatian]

I just ask why... viagra  :poke:

You are strange...

Use your imagination. When he takes the viagra, pass him by with a sledgehammer... the rest is fairly straightforward.

[duffman]

Use your imagination. When he takes the viagra, pass him by with a sledgehammer... the rest is fairly straightforward.

And where a kid will buy viagra? 

[Pandalink]

If the bully steals your food, be sure to pass him while holding food that has been heavily laced with viagra. Plus points if you're in the same class and he gets called for recitation.

Or arsenic!