Documentary: One day at Argonath!

[TheLegitHabibi]

Argonath Documentary Presents: 

One Day at Argonath
By: James Bond

Warning: Mature Vocabulary

Prologue:
I have always been interested in descriptive writing. I wrote the "Most Deadly Creatures" in my spare time, and I see that a lot of you like it. Therefore, I have decided to write another one. Unfortunately I will not be writing or making a movie on "Most Deadly Creatures" primarily because it would not be funny anymore. It would seem monotonous, and boring. However, I would be coming up with newer stories, documentaries and a lot more, and hopefully, you guys will like it just like you did the first one.


One Day at Argonath


So there I was. Standing in the middle of Bone County, remembering the last time I had logged out, I was in a state NRG headed towards the Heroin Spot. Not worrying about the drug anymore, I started bunnyhopping facing the South-West direction, and hoping to find a car. After a few minutes of finger-tiring traveling, I finally caught a glimpse of a car on my radar at Julius Thruway West. Very excited, I continued jumping towards it in anticipation and soon entered it.
It was only after entering it did I realize that the stranded vehicle in the middle of the highway was owned by an asshole who had locked it.
I decided that I would have to call someone. Realizing how little cash I had left after that pathetic fuck, scammed my 300 grams of heroin, I decided to call a /rescue instead of a cab.
After further 5 minutes of waiting, constant rescue request on the mainchat, and a warning from an admin for flooding, I thought that I should better start looking for a car myself, again.
As luck would have it, I finally managed to do so. The slow van was better than nothing. Now cruising towards Pershing Square at LS-LV Highway at a super-sonic 40 miles per hour, I was very close to my destination. Well, that's what I thought.
What happened net was truly disastrous. I saw a monster truck driven by a suspect headed straight towards me on the wrong lane of the highway. Realizing that the suspect had no intention of switching lanes, I ended up doing so myself. Within seconds after switching, I collided with a blue buffalo driven by some cop who was apparently in a pursuit with that suspect. His car was fine, and he continued his journey for the $600. It was my, black smoking engine that gave way.
So yet again, I was bunnyhopping towards Pershing Square hoping that this time I won't have to face problems. Luckily, this time I was offered a ride by a generous civilian. Unlike the usual sons of bitches in fast cars who don't seem to give a fuck about the pedestrians.

Upon reaching City Hall, I was finally relieved. The crowded area, filled with admins, cops, civilians and suspects, is always a wonderful sight.
After watching some pursuits, abuse cases, and plane landings, I was a victim of a wannabe Lustig Kurre. The guy had no sense of flying and crashed 30 meters away from me, at the ATM located at City Hall. The rapid and continuous explosion managed to kill 3 people, including an admin. But luckily due to the Armour I was wearing, I didn't die.
Thinking about how it might happen again, I started travelling towards the bar adjacent to LSPD. During my 30 meters journey, I was only rammed by cars a few hundred times. But this time, Sauron was by my side. With all my mighty strength and 2HP left, I finally arrived at the entrance of the bar.

Within seconds, I was suspected for 'sell weed' by a blue maniac, yelled at for '/GU', and shot dead. With Supreme Power of Sauron, I respawned. But only to find myself, yet again, in the middle of Bone fucking County.




Disclaimer:
This article was written by James Bond, on 23rd September 2012. This is a fictitious story based on the various problems that new & veteran players face everyday in their life at Argonath.  This article was proof-read and made sure that it does not offend any group, family or person. Should there by any reason that you feel offended by it, you are most welcome to contact the author and if we feel that your claim is valid, we shall edit the article and most certainly, apologize.

[Benn]

Good job i liked it

[Volcom]

Good job i liked it

[ClazzyJogel]

Why do you talk about being scammed on a drugdeal and heading to a heroin spot when your an FBI field cadet?

[Morais]

Disclaimer:
This article was written by James Bond, on 23rd September 2012. This is a fictitious story based on the various problems that new & veteran players face everyday in their life at Argonath.  This article was proof-read and made sure that it does not offend any group, family or person. Should there by any reason that you feel offended by it, you are most welcome to contact the author and if we feel that your claim is valid, we shall edit the article and most certainly, apologize.

Anthrax read the above.

[ClazzyJogel]

Oh right.. I take everthing too seriously!
Good work James.

[Primus]

Again i have to say awesome job.
That sauron part is cool 

[Hard.]

Good job i liked it

[kun4L]

hahahahaha.. Superb +1 the ending was the best part too good small suspense hehe
If possible make more stories as a "One day at Argonath" on life of free-cop, Balla, Groove, Hacker Ban-Evader :devroll: and Admin :pop:

[AcidSeth]

Well, that was brilliant.

[pixy]

Any chance for a part 2?  :roll:

[TheLegitHabibi]

You want more?

Get me 500 views or 30 replies. I'll write more. <3
Otherwise it's just that you guys don't like it, so I won't bother writing more , and so much views and replies make me happy

[Matthew_Green]

I was there when that happened. I was just busy pulling a semi trailer with my Utility Truck

[Primus]

You want more?

Get me 500 views or 30 replies. I'll write more. <3
Otherwise it's just that you guys don't like it, so I won't bother writing more , and so much views and replies make me happy

You serious  :gd:

[Kirgiz]

You want more?

Get me 500 views or 30 replies. I'll write more. <3
Otherwise it's just that you guys don't like it, so I won't bother writing more , and so much views and replies make me happy

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First I had some respect for your pieces of work, but now I can clearly see you're just attention whoring. No sir, writing doesn't work like that.