Teh LulCat Bible.

[UberPwner]

No, Im not starting up an old topic


@ All the people who think the bible is gaylord..
www.lolcatbible.com if For you.

It is a Basic Translatrion of the NIV Version,

But in lolcat speak

like

hai, i can has cheezebrger?

Hey, it might not be clear.
But atleast its getting the message through.

KTHX!
mike

[Gimli]

13 Ceiling Cat seys 2 Moses "Tell Pharorah tht he beta let dem ppl go"14 or dis time im gonna send dis plague on every1 even da servents n even ppl ova in china n canada n ever wher n da hole word so tht u no i am a big deel15 I coulda shoulda woulda bust ya b416 but I wantz u ppl 2 no my name17 U are gonna pay 4 dis Pharoah!!18 Dis time 2moro its gonna be such bad hail19 U hide ur animulz or they b struck dwn by da big rocks20 Pharoah put all da animals in his house21 But whoeva didnt listen 2 Ceiling Cat left der slaves n animulz in da fields22 Ceiling cat told Moses to put his hans up23 An den Moses put his hans up24 An hail came down25 Da hail smushd a few peepohl n animulz26 But Ceiling Cat made Israel safe27 Da Pharorah got Moses n said 'ok i have doned a big invisable error, Ceiling Cat is rite.28 Plead wit da Ceiling Cat, im gonna let every1 go now29 Moses seys soon as i leave dis city there aint be no more thunder n hail kai?30 U need b scardy o Ceiling Cat!! mkai?31 Now da barley b dead, no gonna makes beer32 Wheat OK33 Moses left da city an da hail stopped34 When Pharorah sawed it stop he made anotha invisble error35 So he sed 'wait a min, ur d00dz no goin nowhere'

Nice


-xcasio

[Jnn]

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