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Security guard in hospital after shooting off penis

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Reply #15 on: January 24, 2013, 03:32:36 pm
I thought a penis broke inside the hospital and the guy is still security guard after shooting it



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Reply #16 on: January 24, 2013, 10:30:21 pm
Man just lost his penis and he is going to be charged? Cruel..very cruel world we are living on  :roll:
Agreed.

I do believe he was punished enough for his negligence. :devroll:
I agree with that, as well. If I were the DA, I would just confiscate the weapon and drop the charges. He's been through enough. He doesn't need to get raped in prison and have it fall off after it was just sewn back on.



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Reply #17 on: January 24, 2013, 10:42:41 pm
This is brilliant!

Limp di.. WAIT!



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Reply #18 on: January 24, 2013, 10:45:11 pm
I hope he doesn't forget to put the seat down in future..  :hit:



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Reply #19 on: January 24, 2013, 11:37:11 pm
Agreed.
I agree with that, as well. If I were the DA, I would just confiscate the weapon and drop the charges. He's been through enough. He doesn't need to get raped in prison and have it fall off after it was just sewn back on.

You mean there was enough of it left to sew back on?

Even then, I doubt he could ever have "normal" sex again.

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Reply #20 on: January 24, 2013, 11:47:23 pm
Even then, I doubt he could ever have "normal" sex again.

*Normal* sex is so outdated anyways so this guy can be greatfull that he lives at present and not like say 60 years back  :devroll:



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Reply #21 on: January 25, 2013, 12:32:42 am
You mean there was enough of it left to sew back on?
I'm not sure for certain. It's just an assumption at this point.



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Reply #22 on: January 25, 2013, 05:48:49 pm
I hope he doesn't forget to put the seat down in future..  :hit:
At least he doesn't have the zip to fear anymore :D



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Reply #23 on: January 27, 2013, 05:45:07 pm
well, bet that hurt in the morning..



 


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