BOOM MOTHERFUC*ER!
My Dad came home to celebrate my birthday. First, Caught him in the house drinking his wine. Then, the best part was MY DAD FOUND HIS CAR KEYS IN HIS POCKET LOLOLOLOL. I also told him everything that happened (the rude stuff, drawing on my macbook etc...)
My dad called the cops and the cops took him away. Also, my sister is not to see him ever again!
Ha Motherfu*ker! Serve you right!
THANKS EVERYBODY! I LOVE YOU! (not gay)

This is my best birthday present EVERRRR!
Sorry for caps!
