Xbox ONE Discussion

[Aca]

"Xbox open IE"
"XBox go to amazon"
"Xbox buy me a PS4"
"Xbox sell yourself on ebay"
"Xbox shut down."
"Xbox, Go Home"... You're Drunk!

[Mikal]

Thats good.

[Adam.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmoZAPDV3ew

Sony's E3 press conference...

EDIT: Shouldn't the topic be changed to PS4 discussion?   :roll:

[Kirgiz]

Microsoft employees interfering with the Wii U's Best Buy E3 demo events; telling consumers they're wasting their time in line and should go pre-order Xbox One

Witcher developers left in the dark about the fact the Xbox One will not work at launch in Poland

"If people don't like our decision to make the Xbox One online every day, they should just stick with the Xbox 360" says Mattrick

Xbox One demos at E3 ran on PCs.
In their defense, though, a lot of others do that.

But seriously, how can you f**k up this hard? Microsoft, you may as well stop manufacturing XBone.

[Pandalink]

Is MS actually trying to lose the next console generation?

I though it was all just a huge mistake on their part but they've fucked up in so many new and imaginative ways that I'm having trouble believing they're that incompetent.

[Alsatian]

Is MS actually trying to lose the next console generation?

I though it was all just a huge mistake on their part but they've f**ked up in so many new and imaginative ways that I'm having trouble believing they're that incompetent.

Exactly. It's like, it can't be THAT bad, right?

[Matt Murdock]

Exactly. It's like, it can't be THAT bad, right?

buys ps4 for $399:
>gets on PS4
>puts in game
>plays Game
>has fun

buys xbox one for $499:
>gets home
>plugs it in
>tries to put in game
>forgets that you HAVE to have xbox live to play any game no matter if its single player or multi
>gets out credit card and buys month of xbox live for 10$
>tries to play
>forgot kinect HAS to be plugged in for the xbox to work
>plugs in kinect and tries again
>game still won't work because it is a used copy of the game because used ones don't work
>go back and buy a new copy for 60$
>come back and wait 30 minutes for it to see if its new
>finally starts game after 4 hours
>gets ready to play the new dead rising 3
>little sister comes in my room
>little sister yells "XBOX OFF!" and it turns off
>start to cry
>get cancer because of xbox one
>have to live the next 30 years in a hospital because you're dying alone
>die at age 46 because of xbox one

[CharlieKasper]

Xbox Live Account Ban Will Result In Losing Access To All Your Xbox One Games

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

Xbox Live Account Ban Will Result In Losing Access To All Your Xbox One Games

I'm starting to think that MS CEO is an undercover guy from Sony trying to ruin them lol.
This is beyond stupidity.

[Mikal]

They should just give up, and why does Xbox One look less modern than XBOX 350? Seriously it looks like a video tape player from the 1980's..

[Enzo Adinolfi]

ps4 ktnxbye

[Nexus_Riggs]

Xbox One will make sure you are one and only with Xbox One.

[Alsatian]

buys ps4 for $399:
>gets on PS4
>puts in game
>plays Game
>has fun

buys xbox one for $499:
>gets home
>plugs it in
>tries to put in game
>forgets that you HAVE to have xbox live to play any game no matter if its single player or multi
>gets out credit card and buys month of xbox live for 10$
>tries to play
>forgot kinect HAS to be plugged in for the xbox to work
>plugs in kinect and tries again
>game still won't work because it is a used copy of the game because used ones don't work
>go back and buy a new copy for 60$
>come back and wait 30 minutes for it to see if its new
>finally starts game after 4 hours
>gets ready to play the new dead rising 3
>little sister comes in my room
>little sister yells "XBOX OFF!" and it turns off
>start to cry
>get cancer because of xbox one
>have to live the next 30 years in a hospital because you're dying alone
>die at age 46 because of xbox one

One of the best things ever. Thank you.

[[WS]Jacob]

That's cool

[Matt Murdock]

That's cool

New one then :p