Xbox ONE Discussion

[[WS]Jacob]

New one then :p

[Dutchy]

Holy crap I'm getting myself a brick!

[Mikal]

Lol Matt.

[Spikmun]

The only way microsoft still have a chance

>Microsoft CEO calls a press conference, invites everyone who was at E3
>Everyone from E3 shows up to see Microsoft Fail again
>Sony CEO's even show up, laughing and making jokes
>Microsoft CEO steps out on stage
>"Say what you will about our console, but We've got one thing to say"
>Steps closer to the microphone
>Whispers in an ever so soft voice
>"Star Wars Battlefront is an Xbox One Exclusive"
>ACDC's Thunderstruck plays
>Bald Eagles fly out from everywhere
>George Lucas bursts forth out of a wall
>Gives two thumbs up wearing an Xbox One Shirt
>Sony CEO's Cry
>Gamers everywhere contemplate suicide

either this or gabe newell bursts out announcing half life 3 as an xbox one exclusive.

[EliteTerm]

either this or gabe newell bursts out announcing half life 3 as an xbox one exclusive.

Never.

[Matt Murdock]

The only way microsoft still have a chance

>Microsoft CEO calls a press conference, invites everyone who was at E3
>Everyone from E3 shows up to see Microsoft Fail again
>Sony CEO's even show up, laughing and making jokes
>Microsoft CEO steps out on stage
>"Say what you will about our console, but We've got one thing to say"
>Steps closer to the microphone
>Whispers in an ever so soft voice
>"Star Wars Battlefront is an Xbox One Exclusive"
>ACDC's Thunderstruck plays
>Bald Eagles fly out from everywhere
>George Lucas bursts forth out of a wall
>Gives two thumbs up wearing an Xbox One Shirt
>Sony CEO's Cry
>Gamers everywhere contemplate suicide

either this or gabe newell bursts out announcing half life 3 as an xbox one exclusive.

OR

They accept that Xbox One was a huge April fools joke and they trolled everyone with it. And there's a new device in the making.

[Dutchy]

OR

They accept that Xbox One was a huge April fools joke and they trolled everyone with it. And there's a new device in the making.

"HAHA! We so silly! We make silly joke about silly console, all silly! Haha, joke over! Here's our NEW XBOX TWO!! :DDDD ... please buy it, we're sorry."

[Spikmun]

OR the xbox one is actually just a government spying device designed by the FBI and Microsoft are trying as hard as they can to make it sound bad so people won't buy it!

(joking of course xD)

[Mikal]

Wait so it watches and listens to you all the time? :trust:

[Kavensky]

Final result:

Xbox 1 - Playstation 4.

[CharlieKasper]

Wait so it watches and listens to you all the time? :trust:

Don't use it in your bedroom then.   :rules:

[Pandalink]

Wait so it watches and listens to you all the time? :trust:

Yea, even when it's off it'll listen for the "Xbox on" command, so the mic is on.

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

And correct me if I'm wrong but they also have the right to share the things you say etc with other companies to "improve" their product.

[Reece]

[Mikal]

Don't use it in your bedroom then.   :rules:

What if you want them to see?

Yea, even when it's off it'll listen for the "Xbox on" command, so the mic is on.

Damn, thats insane.