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Retarded School Rules

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Reply #45 on: September 08, 2013, 07:08:11 am
Lol, My school Rules, are really really Retarded, in Pakistan, but some of them are cool :)
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Reply #46 on: September 08, 2013, 07:55:13 am
Still better than: ''Get your hair cut as much as possible or the school barber (who himself has long hairs) is waiting for you in the school.''

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Reply #47 on: September 08, 2013, 08:01:23 am
All ICT Homeworks must be made in Microsoft word
They obviously don’t want you to have nice typography...



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Reply #48 on: September 08, 2013, 08:16:45 am
Mine are better

  • No electronic gadgets at all.Get caught with em and not only do they get confiscated but the teacher beats your ass up, not to mention probably suspended
  • Everything needs to be hand written
  • There is a 50 year old system of maintaining 'copies', you practically re-write your entire fucking book in more detail over the course of the year. If you dont have it all done, not to mention indexed you get a 30% mark deduction in your exam
  • Everything about you is graded on more than 50 spots on what your teacher thinks and its in your report. A kid in my class got a 'A' in sports and he has a leg disability and cant play at all.Almost all of these predictions are heavily inaccurate and practically label the kids for life

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Reply #49 on: September 08, 2013, 12:42:31 pm
Yo keep postin dem retarded school rules

Please keep posting im curious about other peoples old rules for schools


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Reply #50 on: September 09, 2013, 12:45:42 am
I remember in my old school back in Greece we had to walk around with Internal ID cards. If we were caught without them we could be suspended and questioned by Security Officers who were armed with vests. Though this measure was only applied after a stabbing incident occurred inside school property.



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Reply #51 on: September 10, 2013, 04:04:23 pm
Compared to my ICT department,


- We have access to every Microsoft software created so far, for free.
- Use w/e the hell you want as workstation, as long as you're able to use the internet
- Use of ubuntu only in a virtual box.
- Don't hack into other people their servers and change their backgrounds to justin bieber
- Don't get caught when trying to bribe a teacher with alcohol.





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Reply #52 on: September 10, 2013, 04:05:32 pm
Compared to my ICT department,


- We have access to every Microsoft software created so far, for free.
- Use w/e the hell you want as workstation, as long as you're able to use the internet
- Use of ubuntu only in a virtual box.
- Don't hack into other people their servers and change their backgrounds to justin bieber
- Don't get caught when trying to bribe a teacher with alcohol.
'Merica



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Reply #53 on: September 11, 2013, 10:17:23 am
Compared to my ICT department,


- We have access to every Microsoft software created so far, for free.
- Use w/e the hell you want as workstation, as long as you're able to use the internet
- Use of ubuntu only in a virtual box.
- Don't hack into other people their servers and change their backgrounds to justin bieber
- Don't get caught when trying to bribe a teacher with alcohol.
You lucky motherf**ker we dont even get to use windows 7 it has to be XP in school so as a troll i modified it to look like windows 2000 with some theme hacks for the start menu and changed login and boot screen Lol shoulda seen there faces when they saw windows 2000 on 3gb of ram


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Reply #54 on: September 11, 2013, 10:24:48 am
DUDE YOU should TriForce (of Wisdom XD) your schools computers so simple and easy to do and yet I bet for theses morons it will be hours of work, if there gonna be pricks make em actually work for ever last dollar they make. Also im sure you can find some wanna be cyber warrior's that would be sympathetic to you and might dos or deface your school's stuff.



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Reply #55 on: September 11, 2013, 10:28:45 am
DUDE YOU should TriForce (of Wisdom XD) your schools computers so simple and easy to do and yet I bet for theses morons it will be hours of work, if there gonna be pricks make em actually work for ever last dollar they make. Also im sure you can find some wanna be cyber warrior's that would be sympathetic to you and might dos or deface your school's stuff.
Dosing? no federal crimes man just little pranks as i like to call em


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Reply #56 on: September 11, 2013, 10:29:29 am
My school's a bit relaxed with this.

- Regardless of what you use (OSX, Windows, Linux, iOS, Android etc.) you can work as any other.
- Because you have to use Google drive/mail or any e-mail service + software that outputs .doc files.
(I gave a plain text file and it still got accepted, got me a C however)
- you can choose to use your laptop/tablet or any available PC to do your work, but not your phone(wut)
- Listening to music is OK but on low volumes
(Most ignored rule and i am amazed people can still hear well when their headphones are set to a harrier taking off next to you)
- Note down EVERYTHING that you do during class
(Yes, this includes taking a piss while you install an OS on a virtual machine)
- Do your work, nothing else.
(Exception's of course skipping tracks or something, but I see others using youtube/facebook more than work)

Quite.




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Reply #57 on: September 11, 2013, 10:33:17 am
My school's a bit relaxed with this.

- Regardless of what you use (OSX, Windows, Linux, iOS, Android etc.) you can work as any other.
- Because you have to use Google drive/mail or any e-mail service + software that outputs .doc files.
(I gave a plain text file and it still got accepted, got me a C however)
- you can choose to use your laptop/tablet or any available PC to do your work, but not your phone(wut)
- Listening to music is OK but on low volumes
(Most ignored rule and i am amazed people can still hear well when their headphones are set to a harrier taking off next to you)
- Note down EVERYTHING that you do during class
(Yes, this includes taking a piss while you install an OS on a virtual machine)
- Do your work, nothing else.
(Exception's of course skipping tracks or something, but I see others using youtube/facebook more than work)

Quite.
thats a bit better than mine


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Reply #58 on: September 11, 2013, 10:37:16 am
thats a bit better than mine
Well yeah.
For as long as you do your work/focus on it, anything's allowedOf course not.



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Reply #59 on: September 11, 2013, 11:08:33 am
Lol'd at those rules.



 


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