Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Trojan_Fabrizio on November 14, 2007, 11:50:26 am
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Just post any funny or unusual fact you come across... :D
Here's mine...
A platypus does not have nipples.
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Watti Cant Speak English
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Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.
Posted on: 14 November 2007, 14:52:13
Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
Posted on: 14 November 2007, 14:53:33
The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph
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You can't lick your elbow.
It's not possible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Elephants can't jump.
Pigs have 30-minute orgasms. :eek:
Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.
A cockroach can live 9 days without its head. It dies only because it can't eat.
Statistically, people are scared of spiders more than of death.
All polar bears are left-handed. « dedicated for Dave ;)
111 111 111 * 111 111 111 = 12 345 678 987 654 321
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You can't lick your elbow.
It's not possible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Elephants can't jump.
Pigs have 30-minute orgasms. :eek:
Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.
A cockroach can live 9 days without its head. It dies only because it can't eat.
Statistically, people are scared of spiders more than of death.
All polar bears are left-handed. « dedicated for Dave ;)
111 111 111 * 111 111 111 = 12 345 678 987 654 321
You can lick your elbow,but its so f**** hard.
I think I do sneeze with eyes open.
About the spiders,ppl just dont think about death...and btw Im scared of spiders :P
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Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts
The queen of England has two birthdays.
At 40 degrees Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
Every 5 seconds a computer gets infected with a virus
The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in thier lifetime.
It is illegal to hunt camels in Arizona.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma
Most lipstick contains fish scales!
My name is IceBoy, and Im cold 24/7.
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No One Except Watti Can Dislocate Both Shoulders And Move them Below My Shoulder Blades (Fucking Hurt) And Went to Hostpital To getr the back in.. and Got 500 $$ for it
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The Snail is the animal which has the most teeth ;)
Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.
Airport security personnel find about six weapons a day searching passengers.
The Giant cricket of Africa enjoys eating human hair.
By law, information collected in a U.S. census must remain confidential for 72 years.
*UPDATING*
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coca cola has low percentof coke (drugs) in it
You CAN lick your elbow
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i can lick my elbow...
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A cat's urine glows under a black light
Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Posted on: November 14, 2007, 11:29:32 PM
damn i just saw 9r2e5i3k's post.
did you get them from www.armenianteens.com
Posted on: November 14, 2007, 11:32:07 PM
^Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
hehe its another
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8 spiders is not true, its 3... :roll: :razz:
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coca cola has low percentof coke (drugs) in it
Coke was removed from Coca-Cola at 1903 I think.
I don't have any funny facts, atleast I can't think of any. :trust:
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You guys keep posting that people cant lick their elbow so I found a picture
(http://i4.tinypic.com/6le7jwz.jpg)
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About the "you cant lick your elbow" thing...
i forgot what you couldnt do with it - later i checked... it should be:
You cant "suck" your elbow :neutral:
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You can't lick your elbow.
My mate has a 7cm tongue (measured from the bottom lip, the record is about 8-9cm) and he can lick his elbow :lol:
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Claire is a boy :rofl: :razz:
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Claire can u do this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlkBUts9ugM
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holy shit thats freaky
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dear god.
thats unnatural
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dear god.
thats unnatural
i know he has the tounge of a golden retriever :lol:
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Heres a good fact.
The Argoanth RPG Scripting "Team" Consist of two people :lol: :D ;)
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Heres a good fact.
The Argoanth RPG Scripting "Team" Consist of two people :lol: :D ;)
haha is that true?
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Heres a good fact.
The Argoanth RPG Scripting "Team" Consist of two people :lol: :D ;)
Not any more.
Main scripter: Gandalf
MTA:VC assistent scripter (inactive) : Watti
VC:MP scripters: Mex, Iceboy, Watti
SA:MP scripters: Wdoyle2, Xcasio
CS:1.6 scripters: MrMe
And we have people already working on other projects... ;)
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=D
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Here's a good fact: Sickness sprays false information.
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this is a fact that we all tried:
it is impossible to give yourself a blowjob
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this is a fact that we all tried:
it is impossible to give yourself a blowjob
Didn't some celebrity take out his ribs (surgery) so that he could do that? :trust:
Think it was some rock star, can't remember which one, American though.
Here's a good fact: Sickness sprays false information.
That's the best one so far! :rofl:
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Marilyn Manson or something like that I think.
By the way, its possible to do it without taking off ribs, you just need to be an acrobat with huge...
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1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal. Scientists at a University in Ontario, Canada have discovered that the part of Einstein's brain thought to be related to mathematical reasoning - the inferior parietal region - was 15 percent wider on both sides than a normal brain.
Queen Victoria eased the discomfort of her menstrual cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana
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LOL claire
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this is a fact that we all tried:
it is impossible to give yourself a blowjob
No, this is actually wrong... I myself could do it... COULD... meaning I didn't and never will... (http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c36/Misterecks/1324234234234234.png)
Also, did you know after sex woman can use coca-cola as a spermicide?
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Thats a fact
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8141/emodaycopyen0.jpg)
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well u could lick the very end if u are really skinny...
but all the way? u need rib surgery to ive ur blowjob
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well u could lick the very end if u are really skinny...
but all the way? u need rib surgery to ive ur blowjob
No sir you do not... There are people who can put their feet over their own heads without any kind of surgery so I'm sure that can do the rest.
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and we are talking about givin ourselfs blowjobs why? :lol:
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Its 100% true that you can give yourself a "full blowjob"... lol..
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Its 100% true that you can give yourself a "full blowjob"... lol..
Why have you done it? :rofl:
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Why have you done it? :rofl:
Ok, it was once in the third grade... I was curious and it was just there. (http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c36/Misterecks/1324234234234234.png)
Oh... you meant Sicky...
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Ok, it was once in the third grade... I was curious and it was just there. (http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c36/Misterecks/1324234234234234.png)
Oh... you meant Sicky...
LOL! :rofl:
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hmmm
rather sick(ness)