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Reply #30 on: November 19, 2007, 05:30:52 am
Quote from: moneris0 on November 19, 2007, 12:21:35 am
this is a fact that we all tried:

it is impossible to give yourself a blowjob

No, this is actually wrong... I myself could do it... COULD... meaning I didn't and never will...

Also, did you know after sex woman can use coca-cola as a spermicide?

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Reply #31 on: November 19, 2007, 06:42:47 am
Thats a fact




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Reply #32 on: November 19, 2007, 06:58:15 am
well u could lick the very end if u are really skinny...

but all the way? u need rib surgery to ive ur blowjob



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Reply #33 on: November 19, 2007, 07:30:24 am
Quote from: moneris0 on November 19, 2007, 06:58:15 am
well u could lick the very end if u are really skinny...

but all the way? u need rib surgery to ive ur blowjob

No sir you do not... There are people who can put their feet over their own heads without any kind of surgery so I'm sure that can do the rest.

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Reply #34 on: November 19, 2007, 10:07:21 pm
and we are talking about givin ourselfs blowjobs why?  :lol:


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Reply #35 on: November 20, 2007, 12:15:18 am
Its 100% true that you can give yourself a "full blowjob"... lol..


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Reply #36 on: November 20, 2007, 12:36:31 am
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Its 100% true that you can give yourself a "full blowjob"... lol..
Why have you done it? :rofl:

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Reply #37 on: November 20, 2007, 02:42:25 am
Quote from: Trojan_Fabrizio on November 20, 2007, 12:36:31 am
Why have you done it? :rofl:

Ok, it was once in the third grade... I was curious and it was just there.

Oh... you meant Sicky...

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Reply #38 on: November 20, 2007, 09:15:33 am
Quote from: MrEcks on November 20, 2007, 02:42:25 am
Ok, it was once in the third grade... I was curious and it was just there.

Oh... you meant Sicky...
LOL! :rofl:

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Reply #39 on: November 21, 2007, 09:41:47 pm
hmmm
rather sick(ness)

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