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Reply #15 on: November 18, 2007, 11:14:01 am
Claire is a boy  :rofl: :razz:



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Reply #16 on: November 18, 2007, 11:30:51 am
Claire can u do this?



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Reply #17 on: November 18, 2007, 11:48:06 am
holy shit thats freaky



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Reply #18 on: November 18, 2007, 07:50:07 pm
dear god.

thats unnatural

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
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Reply #19 on: November 18, 2007, 08:32:31 pm
dear god.

thats unnatural
i know he has the tounge of a golden retriever  :lol:



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Reply #20 on: November 18, 2007, 10:01:07 pm
Heres a good fact.

           The Argoanth RPG Scripting "Team" Consist of two people  :lol:  :D  ;)



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Reply #21 on: November 18, 2007, 10:20:20 pm
Heres a good fact.

           The Argoanth RPG Scripting "Team" Consist of two people  :lol:  :D  ;)

haha is that true?

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Reply #22 on: November 18, 2007, 10:59:07 pm
Heres a good fact.

           The Argoanth RPG Scripting "Team" Consist of two people  :lol:  :D  ;)

Not any more.

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Reply #23 on: November 18, 2007, 11:05:04 pm
=D



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Reply #24 on: November 18, 2007, 11:11:40 pm
Here's a good fact: Sickness sprays false information.



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Reply #25 on: November 19, 2007, 12:21:35 am
this is a fact that we all tried:

it is impossible to give yourself a blowjob



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Reply #26 on: November 19, 2007, 12:34:45 am
this is a fact that we all tried:

it is impossible to give yourself a blowjob
Didn't some celebrity take out his ribs (surgery) so that he could do that? :trust:

Think it was some rock star, can't remember which one, American though.

Here's a good fact: Sickness sprays false information.
That's the best one so far! :rofl:



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Reply #27 on: November 19, 2007, 12:39:17 am
Marilyn Manson or something like that I think.

By the way, its possible to do it without taking off ribs, you just need to be an acrobat with huge...

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Reply #28 on: November 19, 2007, 02:18:30 am
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.


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Reply #29 on: November 19, 2007, 02:33:38 am
LOL claire



 


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