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on: November 14, 2007, 11:50:26 am
Just post any funny or unusual fact you come across... :D

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A platypus does not have nipples.

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Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 12:35:46 pm
Watti Cant Speak English

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Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 03:54:42 pm
Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.

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Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 06:27:21 pm
You can't lick your elbow.

It's not possible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Elephants can't jump.

Pigs have 30-minute orgasms.  :eek:

Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.

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Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 06:49:33 pm
You can't lick your elbow.

It's not possible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Elephants can't jump.

Pigs have 30-minute orgasms.  :eek:

Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.

A cockroach can live 9 days without its head. It dies only because it can't eat.

Statistically, people are scared of spiders more than of death.

All polar bears are left-handed.   Ãƒâ€šÃ‚« dedicated for Dave  ;)

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You can lick your elbow,but its so f**** hard.
I think I do sneeze with eyes open.
About the spiders,ppl just dont think about death...and btw Im scared of spiders :P



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No One Except Watti Can Dislocate Both Shoulders And Move them Below My Shoulder Blades (Fucking Hurt) And Went to Hostpital To getr the back in.. and Got 500 $$ for it

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Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 11:04:13 pm
The Snail is the animal which has the most teeth ;)

Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.

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Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 11:05:03 pm
coca cola has low percentof coke (drugs) in it

You CAN lick your elbow

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Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 11:40:36 pm
i can lick my elbow...

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A cat's urine glows under a black light

Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

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damn i just saw 9r2e5i3k's post.
did you get them from www.armenianteens.com
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Reply #10 on: November 15, 2007, 01:22:53 am
8 spiders is not true, its 3...  :roll:  :razz:

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Reply #11 on: November 15, 2007, 01:44:00 pm
coca cola has low percentof coke (drugs) in it

Coke was removed from Coca-Cola at 1903 I think.

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Reply #12 on: November 17, 2007, 08:47:58 am
You guys keep posting that people cant lick their elbow so I found a picture




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Reply #13 on: November 17, 2007, 09:42:55 am
About the "you cant lick your elbow" thing...
i forgot what you couldnt do with it - later i checked... it should be:

You  cant "suck" your elbow :neutral:


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Reply #14 on: November 17, 2007, 10:16:06 am
You can't lick your elbow.
My mate has a 7cm tongue (measured from the bottom lip, the record is about 8-9cm) and he can lick his elbow  :lol:



 


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