Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Freedom on September 01, 2009, 02:52:47 pm
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Have a conversation with a stranger :P
www.omegle.com (http://www.omegle.com)
and dont forget to post funny chatlogs ;)
Note that chats with strangers may result in vulgar language and/or sexual situations and/or other innapropriate actions / sexual indueo.
-GiacJr
THIS TOPIC CONTAINS LOTS OF SWEARING AND INNAPRIORIATE LANGUAGE, INCLUDING SEXUAL TALK. DO NOT READ ON IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE SUBJECTED TO THIS KIND OF TALK!!!
-GiacJr
You: hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: YOU`R MNOTHER
You: no
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Stranger: hi there
You: Hey
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Miggle
You: What's yours?
Stranger: Miggle!?
Stranger: where are you from?!
You: Dansk
Stranger: ah
Stranger: funny...
Stranger: Miggle
Second
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: Do you like pancakes?
Stranger: Yes, yes I do.
You: I like pie
Stranger: Cookies are better.
You: Maybe we can ride a tractor together sometimes and have a race
You: It's fun
You: Have you ever tried?
Stranger: Uhu.... Never tried ti.
Stranger: it*
You: And you should!
You: What a shame...
You: What country do you live in, you don't have races?!
Stranger: Nope, I live in Sweden.
You: Ah, Sweden!
You: Man, people here are really stupid...
Stranger: O.o
You: Some guy just says "asl" and then when I tell him he disconnects...
You: I mean what is he looking for, the USA president or something?!
Stranger: That's called: Horny stupid internet guys.-
Stranger: No no, if you're not 15 years old or younger and is a female they are not interested.
You: I even tried saying I am a girl just to have some fun, but it seems I fail at being an internet woman :O
Stranger: Lawl
You: Imagine when even little horny guys don't believe me :D
Stranger: It's really easy to fool people on the internet.
You: I must have some lessons or something :D
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Stranger: ja
You: hi
Stranger: ja
Stranger: ja
Stranger ja
You: asl
Stranger: SM/18
Stranger: 19*
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You: ok, lets try this out
Stranger: ok
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Strangers FTW!!! they are the best as i always say ( Lemme try now )
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Stranger: I am a female, 14, 5' 4", 110 lbs, and am looking for a master. I am a sex slave.
You: riiight
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ?
Stranger: .
Stranger: ???
You: hey xD
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: So.....
You: what ?
Stranger: male or female
You: Male : /
You: im a stranger ; (
Stranger: :P
Stranger: horny?
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Stranger: hi i am a horny guy for looking horny girl with msn and webcam??
You: im a 17 year old horny girl
You: soo
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where are u from
Stranger: ??
You: Europe
You: UK
You: u?
Stranger: i am from italy
Stranger: have u got a cam
Stranger: sweetie
Stranger: ?
You: yeah :D
You: u ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sure
Stranger: can u give me your msn
Stranger: plzzz
You: sure
You: [email protected]
You: add me!
( Then i disconnected ) HAHA he really thought im a girl and yeah who ever own that mail is unlucky XD
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You: hello...
Stranger: lazy motherfucker
Stranger: making me type first
You: Lol XD
You: thanks asshole
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i like you
You: cool
You: douchebag
Stranger: now its just getting a bit annoying
You: yup
Stranger: ew ew ew ew
You: wtf ?
Stranger: did you know that make cats have barbed penises
Stranger: ewewewewew
Stranger: cat birth
Stranger: omfg
You: holy Shit
Stranger: its eating the placenta
You: btw
You: im From Argonath
Stranger: oh thats gross
You: yeah it is gross
Stranger: where the hell is that
You: part of it is in Asia
You: some in Europe
You: some in America
Stranger: sounds like something out of lord of the rings
You: some in Africa
You: well it is a " World of its own "
Stranger: word?
Stranger: how does that work
You: easily
You: i dont know i just have something on my butt that says
You: Made in Argonaht
You: Argonath*
You: so yeah.....
Stranger: i feel like this is a trick
You: dont worry your not on Scare Tactics :O
You: lol
Stranger: never heard of it
You: u will soon..
Stranger: o.O
You: Nvm mate
You: at least your not 1 of those " Horny " bitchs
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you mean
Stranger: ugly bitches
You: yeah
Stranger: who cant get laid irl
You: fucking retarted cunts :o
You: yeah
Stranger: pretty much
Stranger: well
Stranger: same to you i guess
Stranger: but vice versa
You: Whaaaa?
Stranger: at least your not a horny dude
Stranger: are you a dude?
You: nop -.-
You: Yeah....
Stranger: alright then
You: its actually cool here in Argonath
Stranger: still dont quite understand that
Stranger: but whatevs
You: No Killing without reasons :P
You: no Flaming
You: like i said
You: a world of its own
Stranger: well why are you on omegle then
Stranger: if its so great
You: because
You: all people are off on argo ; (
You: yeah strange country but awesome
Stranger: why arent you
You: u should visit us ?
Stranger: i would
You: its awesome
Stranger: if i knew where on the globe it is
You: the Europe part
You: is cool
You: but i prefer the part in america
Stranger: which state
You: San Andreas
You: we got 15 years old FBI Dudes here
You: we got abuser cops :o
Stranger: thats ironic
You: whys that ; (
You: oh oh well FBI here is different
You: oh btw
You: maximum jail here is for 180 seconds :D
You: i always kill my friends
You: its awesome!
You: are u my friend ?
You: lol
Stranger: to be honest no
Stranger: you seem slightly insane
Stranger: and ive had enough slightly insane internet friends
You: riiiight
You: btw u can make your own mafia here :o
Stranger: i dont realy like the mafia
You: u can start your own fucked up gang
You: and claim your own hood
Stranger: id probably end up killing everyone in the mafia and gangs
You: after u buy some houses in it
You: hmm u can be a hitman too
Stranger: oh you fucker
You: what ?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: oh nothing
Stranger: continue
Stranger: it sounds wonderful
You: it sure does
You: Argo Ftw
You: btw to get a passport there
You: u need to stay for 7 days
You: then when u see Some big words in the sky " Argonath City Hall Opened for Passports "
You: u head for CIty Hall
Stranger: lol i knew i recognized that name
You: and take the passport
You: what u know Argo ?
Stranger: i think im going to make some toast
Stranger: bye
( Will Continue Coloring it later )
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Stranger: moon... prism.... POWERRRRR!!!!!
You: SHOOP DA WHOOP
Stranger: FUCK YOU NOOB
You: MA LAZ0R PWNZ YOU!!
Stranger: FUCK THAT SHIT
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: Do you like cheese?
You: Hmm?
You: Do you
You: like cheese?!?!
Stranger: yess
Stranger: sorry
You: lawl
Stranger: my cat was annoying me
Stranger: hahah i love cheese
Stranger: pepperjack
Stranger: is good
Stranger: you?
You: Bit of normal chedder for me
Stranger: i like that too
Cheese, do you liek it?!?!
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Stranger: What are ye looking for?!
Stranger: "You"
You: im looking for you
Stranger: You are? i see!
You: lol
You: :D
Stranger: Don't tell the cops i'm here!
Stranger: Please!!
You: ok
Stranger: Thanks!
You: no problem mate
You: :D
You: WTF
You: COPS RUN
Stranger: What do you need?
Stranger: OH SHIIIEEEt
You: RUUUN
You: NAO!
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This site is SO EPICLY FUNNY :lol:
Stranger: 352-438-8667 mike
Stranger: oops
Stranger: 428-8667
You: Well that was random
Stranger: indeed
You: Very...
Stranger: give me a call. im a wrestler
You: Rather not
Stranger: 352-428-8667
Stranger: block your number
You: The cost for overseas calls is quite high on Orange
Stranger: its in florida
You: Yep, thats why I said overseas
Stranger: well fuck wherever you are
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You: omgwtf
Stranger: PREPARE TO FIRE EVERYTHING
You: OSHI
Stranger: FIIIIREEEEEE
You: NOOO
Stranger: no?
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: dont fire at me
You: i dont wanan die
Stranger: FIRE AT VULCAN!!!!
You: FIRE
Stranger: DIE YOU POINTY-EARED BASTARDS
LOL, this is site is funny. :razz:
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HAHAHAHAHAA best conversation with a stranger I have ever had
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Stranger: heey
You: Hey!
Stranger: asl?
You: 16, male, near London
You: you?
Stranger: yeaah
Stranger: 16 female munich
You: cool
You: how is Munich this time of year?
Stranger: its very hot here
Stranger: about 30 degree
Stranger: how is london
You: quite warm, not too hot though
You: I don't think we even reached 30
Stranger: ok
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: horny?
You: ummmmm
You: not really, you?
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LOL!
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Stranger: male, looking for girl with cam (MSN)
You: Ok...
Stranger: u from?
You: Antarctica.
Stranger: yeah sure
You: no really!
Stranger: buzz of
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LOL
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Stranger: I
Stranger: Drink
Stranger: Your
Stranger: Milkshake
You: O
You: R
You: L
You: Y
Stranger: Ye
Stranger: 'cos
Stranger: my straw
Stranger: reaches across the room
You: i'm thirsty now
You: WTF MAN
Stranger: ?
You: ?
You: how long is your straw
Stranger: As long as you want it to be.
You: viagra?
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: hows it going
Stranger: im doin good... how bout urself?
You: me 2
Stranger: cool.. where u from?
You: Somewhere
You: and you?
Stranger: o i heard its nice there... im in connecticut usa
You: cool
You: so
Stranger: so male or female?
You: male
You: and you?
Stranger: same
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This is messed xD. I'm debating if I should do this :rofl:
EDIT: My first chat.
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Fail.
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You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from?
You: a place :|
Stranger: y
You: idk
Stranger: u male / female
You: male
You: you?
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The internet is an odd place.
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This guy asked if i was male or female, I said male, then he asked my orientation.... (he was male too)
Stranger: good for you
Stranger: well this slut needs some cock
Stranger: so bai
No offence to anyone, but I am NOT gay.... lol
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stranger: marry me!
stranger:NOW!!!
you: umm.. ok
stranger:WHAT YOUR CHEATING ON ME?!
stranger:THIS RELATION SHIP IS OVER!!!
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you: hi
stranger: hello
you: how are you today
stranger: good, thank you for asking
stranger: are you a guy or girl?
you: does it matter?
stranger: yes....
you: im a dude
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Stranger: did you vote for obama ?
You: yup
Stranger: OMG YOU WIN
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You: loldongs
You: I like dickgirls.
Stranger: I am a hermaphrodite.
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Stranger: Hi there
You: hi
Stranger: What's up on your end?
You: does pedo bear turn you on?
Stranger: More than you shall ever be capable of understanding
You: me too high five
Stranger: *hi5*
You: let's gang up on pedobear
You: and rape his intestines
Stranger: But I have a vagina
Stranger: and thus cannot rape
Stranger: :(
You: then we'll skip the pedobear part and go straight to the end
You: if you..catch my dift
You: drift*
Stranger: I'm barren, thanks to my mother's condition
You: I had sex with your mother
You: :(
Stranger: Hi daddy
You: Had to break it to you, son
You: How's school?
Stranger: Oh it's going well
Stranger: You know Mrs. Applebottom, that old English teacher?
You: Yeah
Stranger: She totally gave Christie and I a detention the other day
Stranger: I hate her
You: She taught me when I was a boy
You: Omg, what a biatch!
You: She was always like that.
Stranger: I know, right?
You: Did you give her a piece of your mind?
Stranger: Anyway, dad, I'm going to go get drunk and have unprotected sex thanks to mom's plauged ovaries
Stranger: okay I love you buh-bye! :)
You: Alright son. Hit me up on myspace some time <3
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wat.
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Rp on Omegle :D
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You: I would like a BigMac and a large Diet Coke please
Stranger: okay, move to the nest window please, ma'am
You: Thank you
You: *moves to the window*
Stranger: hey babes... you're hot... ;)
Stranger: want my Big Mac??
You: *winks*
You: Depends how big it is
You: *blushes*
Stranger: haha its upsize
Stranger: ;]
You: Euhm, can I speak to your manager?
You: Undercover FBI
Stranger: haha
You: *shows badge*
Stranger: *pulls out pistol*
Stranger: *fires*
You: *runs*
Stranger: BANG
Stranger: COME BACK YOU FBI SCUM
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Stranger: Hi there
You: hi
Stranger: What's up on your end?
You: does pedo bear turn you on?
Stranger: More than you shall ever be capable of understanding
You: me too high five
Stranger: *hi5*
You: let's gang up on pedobear
You: and rape his intestines
Stranger: But I have a vagina
Stranger: and thus cannot rape
Stranger: :(
You: then we'll skip the pedobear part and go straight to the end
You: if you..catch my dift
You: drift*
Stranger: I'm barren, thanks to my mother's condition
You: I had sex with your mother
You: :(
Stranger: Hi daddy
You: Had to break it to you, son
You: How's school?
Stranger: Oh it's going well
Stranger: You know Mrs. Applebottom, that old English teacher?
You: Yeah
Stranger: She totally gave Christie and I a detention the other day
Stranger: I hate her
You: She taught me when I was a boy
You: Omg, what a biatch!
You: She was always like that.
Stranger: I know, right?
You: Did you give her a piece of your mind?
Stranger: Anyway, dad, I'm going to go get drunk and have unprotected sex thanks to mom's plauged ovaries
Stranger: okay I love you buh-bye! :)
You: Alright son. Hit me up on myspace some time <3
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wat.
lol!!
LOOK At this giac
he couldent pronanuce your name :P
You: you know giac? hes a good guy
Stranger: I don't know for sure
Stranger: I didn't go it
You: listen
Stranger: giac?
You: yee
You: giac
You: hes your dad right?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: D:I don't know my dad
You: giac, is your DAD !!
You: congradz!!
Stranger: i don't get it
You: is giacjr your dad?
Stranger: maybe because it's in text
Stranger: how do you pronounce that?
You: do, you love him?
Stranger: GEE AK
You: wat?
Stranger: like COCK?
You: ye
Stranger: giac
You: like his ock?
You: haha
You: can you pronounce giac?
Stranger: I don't know
You: try
Stranger: like
Stranger: guh
You: hhaha
Stranger: guh gee ack
Stranger: or like jesus
Stranger: jee ack
You: hes my friend
Stranger: what the f**k kind of backwards as* retarded name is GIAC?
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You: Hi
Stranger: yo
You: My mom tells me not to talk to strangers
Stranger: im not a stranger anymore, plus i have sweets in the back of my car. want some?
You: Yea!
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You: hi
You: do u liek cookiez
Stranger: i love to eat penneas
You: i liek pancakes
You: jummy
You: u like cheese?
Stranger: i , love to eat pennis u svinehunte arshlogh shiva
You: a pen - nis?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: rlkhb;kejbg
Stranger: do u like heroin
Stranger: i love it
You: hmm never had it
Stranger: i woud eat ur peanis if u et me
You: I hate penis
You: i luv pussy
Stranger: i ca do sex to u
You: naa
You: i want a girl D:
Stranger: im a hot chik i love to do sex and take drugs
Stranger: im a girl
You: lol u suck at being an internet girl :p
Stranger: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
You: Nah
Stranger: i will also give u drugs
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You: HI!
Stranger: hello
You: u like cheese?
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lol!!
LOOK At this giac
he couldent pronanuce your name :P
>_> lol
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: Who are you?
Stranger: Suiseiseki.
You: um, what
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Japan.
Stranger: :)
You: oh
You: that explains it
You: My name is Nugget, i am from Siberia
Stranger: My name is very very rare.
Stranger: :)
You: What do you like to do?
Stranger: Gardening, baking, playing dress up :)
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: Male
You: Well, i like wanking on internet pornography. Did you ever do that?
Stranger: I do believe that I have nothing to wank on?
After her last message i disconnected for lulz.
Btw, to be honest, her name, if she tells true, sounds beautiful.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: from?
You: Makedonia
You: Male/Female/Shemale?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u have facebook?
You: no
You: where are you from? Whats your name?
Stranger: taiwan mt name is jane
Stranger: u? what ur name?
You: My name is James Alterlis
You: Wanna do webcam sex?
Stranger: haha my chinese name is Chen yean chen
Stranger: hoho you like sex?
You: i'm nimphomaniac
You: I'm not a rapist or anything, no no
You: Just i'm addicted to sex very much.
You: Cant hold longer than 40 minutes without erection blast.
Stranger: cool wowo haha
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You: asl
Stranger: bored?
You: Male/Female?
Stranger: are u asian?
You: Thai
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You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
Stranger: hi
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You: Who are you, stranger.
Stranger: heyyyy
Stranger: im michael
You: My mother told me not to talk to strangers
You: Unless they kidnapp me in the car, rape and then put chocolate in my ass deep.
Stranger: well i can do the second 1
You: no
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You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
Stranger: hi
You: Strange you didn't disconnect yet
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Stranger: hi!
You: hello
You: i like rape
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i like bding raped
Stranger: being
You: cool
You: You're the first one who didn't disconnect after that sentance.
You: The 5 guys before you did it momentally.
You: Hello, who are you and where are you from?
Stranger: asshole
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Stranger: I'm looking for Koreans. she living in the USA.
You: um
You: did you ever got fucked by Korean Skinhead?
You: If no, then i advice you dropping that
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Post Merge: September 02, 2009, 06:15:18 am
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: From?
Stranger: Ireland
Stranger: and u
You: Fucking yes, no asians now
Stranger: lol
You: Finland
Stranger: cool
Stranger: is it nice there
You: 27 oC Degrees
You: how's in Ireland?
Stranger: over here the weather is poxy but the scenery is lovely
Stranger: always raining
You: I wish we ever had rains here at this time
Stranger: lol
You: Do you like cookies?
Stranger: kinda
You: which one?
Stranger: you
Post Merge: September 02, 2009, 04:22:24 pm
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You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am 19 years old
You: wer du u live?
Stranger: girl
Stranger: hongkong..do you know it?
You: is dat de cuntri with graat china wall?
You: ok, Enough rubbish talk, i have a serious question to you.
Stranger: nono~
Stranger: ok~
You: Can you explain me why most of people here i get connection with
You: ARE ASIANS?
Stranger: hmm....
Stranger: i am sorry what do you mean?
You: well
You: When i get new conversation
Stranger: ohh~
Stranger: i see
Stranger: i know what you mean!
You: The stranger is either korean, japaneese or chineese
Stranger: you meet a lot of asians,right?
You: yes
Stranger: ohhh,,,i am so sorry about that!
Stranger: i will stop playing this game later!
You: lol
Stranger: maybe i can give you another website!
You: which one?
Stranger: sharedtalk
Stranger: is very good!
Stranger: and you can meet more European
Stranger: and american
Stranger: or british
You: Oh, i see.
Stranger: hmm..
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This one kinda creeped me.
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: m or f?
Stranger: m
You: cool me too
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Stranger: i have a bump on my penis
You: What is 0/0?
You: Wow sorry I had no idea
Stranger: zero divided by zero does not exist
You: Oh yeah?
Stranger: because you cannot divide by zero
Stranger: fool
You: Thats definite?
You: You simply can not divide by zero?
Stranger: it converges to infinity
Stranger: but no you cant
You: So you can but you can't?
Stranger: no you absolutely cannot
You: No, not me, but some guy with a high IQ.. like above 100?
Stranger: there are tricks you can use though
You: Really?
Stranger: i forget about them though
You: oh..
Stranger: involves series and stuff
Stranger: why are you asking this anyways
You: Because.
You: That's why
Stranger: also what does this have to do with the bump on my penis
Stranger: its actually not on my penis, per se, more like my balls... not so noticeable but wtf
You: What? Is it like.. big?
Stranger: like a pimple but not really
You: If it looks like a pimple.. It probably is
You: I wouldn't worry about it
Stranger: how do you know
Stranger: you tried dividing by zero how can i trust you
You: I never actually tried dividing it
You: I came here to ask you
Stranger: just as i came here to tell you i had a fucking bump on my dick
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fml
You: well hey.. I'm sorry.. we stopped serving breakfast
Stranger: who is we
You: a duck
Stranger: wat
This guy didn't disconnect my ass!
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This is messed xD. I'm debating if I should do this :rofl:
EDIT: My first chat.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fail.
LOL
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from?
You: a place :|
Stranger: y
You: idk
Stranger: u male / female
You: male
You: you?
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: say hi!
Stranger: i said hi
Stranger: what next?
You: hmm
You: this thing is for pedos
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you one?
You: maybe *evil laugh*
Stranger: maybe i am too *sinister laugh*
You: give me your adress :D
You: then we'll say
You: see^
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: and your name
You: 78
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i am 35
You: I pray on young childred
Stranger: and i am a highschool teacher
Stranger: where do you work?
Stranger: are you a priest?
You: Ihm
You: shit
You: didn't think about that
You: I work as a profesional pedo
Stranger: :o
Stranger: you can be a pro?
You: Yea
You: 5+ rapes
Stranger: and i am still molesting school childern?
Stranger: damn
Stranger: where do i sign?
You: here ......
Stranger: here ..H. Johnster..
Stranger: i did it
You: Good
You: Welcome pack will come soon
Stranger: whats in it?
You: 3 condoms, some rope and a gag
Stranger: oh
Stranger: and when i yell surprise is it then considered rape?
You: Plus a handbook titled "Rape for dummies"
You: Yea it's all in the handbook
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: so
Stranger: *pedo high five*
You: Yea!
You: You English though?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: you are?
You: Hmm yea
Stranger: that explains why you speak english
You: lol FBI looking for Pedo's?
Stranger: :o
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: haha
Stranger: that just appeared :D
Stranger: when you type FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBI
You: FBI
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: rofl
Stranger: hahahahahha
Stranger: this is great
Stranger: imagine all the real FBI operators now... :D
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: yup
You: xD
Stranger: : hahaha you are not from the FBI, you asshole, you lie!
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Damn
Stranger: and then 20 minutes later, they are at his front door :D
You: xD
Stranger: god bless omegle
Stranger: oh sorry, and the queen
Stranger: ;)
You: lol
You: 2348 users online
Stranger: 1459 FBI agents
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Thats alot of pedos
You: This is Pedo Heaven
Stranger: 2348 users - 1459 fbi agents= pedos
Stranger: the funny thing is that there are not children here
Stranger: then the pedos talk to themselves
Stranger: :D
You: lol
Stranger: zoom zoom zoom :D
You: Wait so you really are a pedo? :O
You: mg
Stranger: nah
You: good
Stranger: wait, are you?
You: rofl
You: YES
You: ROAR
Stranger: AAAAAAA
Stranger: FBI HELP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI HELP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBi
Stranger: FBI HELP
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Stranger: FBI HELP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBu
Stranger: FBI HELP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBI
You: nah not 73 realy
Stranger: how old then?
You: 16
You: lol
Stranger: aaaah
Stranger: im 19
You: O.O
Stranger: that makes me a pedo
You: YES
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: then ill go, and tell the FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Tell the FBI
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBI help
Stranger: so
You: What is the point in this thing?
Stranger: are you a male of female pedo bait?
You: M4l3
Stranger: so when you see it, you know that you can continue to molest the kid
Stranger: and dont have to be afraid of the fbi
You: omg
You: I am going now
You: Bye bye Stranger
Stranger: bye stranger
You have disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: HI
Stranger: KOREA ROCKS MOTHA FACKER
You: lol
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I started flame war with one now :P
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A new one:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hello
Stranger: don't take me for granted.
You: ??
You: what you mean?
Stranger: becaue i'll leave you know
You: um what
Stranger: i love you
You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
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Post Merge: September 08, 2009, 04:42:44 pm
âhis one is a bit epic, enjoy D:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
Stranger: die
You: no
You: so u suk mi pennis?
Stranger: fuck away
You: maderfakcer u suk
You: i raep ur family
Stranger: okay
Stranger: come on
You: Damn you're too resistant not to disconnect. I found a tough meat
Stranger: go
Stranger: buddy come more
You: more for what?
You: for being a fat dick like you, daily raped by 10 niggas and 20 additional lesby-nigga girls
You: right?
Stranger: yeah
You: hm, seems you have cool dailies
Stranger: U r right
Stranger: i have too many girls to shoot
Stranger: U will be the 100th haha
You: cool
You: when do we start blowjobs?
You: i have enough patience to play with ya
Stranger: what is blowjobs
Stranger: you know,English is not my monthertongue
You: how can i
You: blowjobs is when you blow someone's job
Stranger: about 12 yr=ears
You: hahaha
You: and you shoot girls?
You: LOOSER
You: go do your homework first
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: where you come out?
You: i wait when you do
You: hahaha
You: that's why im here, i'm omegle troll
You: i annoy people lke you to leave,
Stranger: quick how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: a nauty boy
You: from?
Stranger: don't you have a sexual intercorse?
You: i do
Stranger: no
Stranger: you do not
Stranger: you do not taste that
You: i got ya
You: you know english half-perfect atleast
You: if your English is as bad as you noticed above, you couldn't physically know what's sexual intercorse
You: owned
Stranger: okay tell me wahts your idea?
You: What you mean by that
Stranger: maybe i can not explain that clearly,but i know that well
Stranger: i have ever played with two girls.they suk my penis, so comfort
Stranger: have you tasted
You: lets start from i'm not a girl
You: so you failed for the third time, hahahaa
You: where are you from?
Stranger: japan
Stranger: you ?
You: Estonia
Stranger: russia
You: lol?
You: you transfered to RUssia from Japan so fast?
You: so where do you actually live, трþûûь?
Stranger: i don't kow трþûûь
Stranger: tell me
You: but you're from "Russia"?
Stranger: no
You: then why did you mention the word "Russia" here?
Stranger: i check that from traslation
You: ...
You: will you die already?
Stranger: yeah
You: ok die
Stranger: so you are
You: press disconnect, find another victim
You: oh, wait, you cant
You: because you're dead
You: and dead cant live and press disconnect and sit on omegl
You: you're such a pathetic looser
Connection imploded.
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Stranger: i want msn sex, i'm man, you want girl?
(as soon as i connect he thinks I'm a girl LOL)
You: NOANY
You: NO VIRTUAL SEX FOR YOU
You: :D
Stranger: why?
You: Becuase I'm a man LOL
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Stranger: from ?
You: Norway
You: You?
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: uk
You: ah, british
You: You're female?
Stranger: no
You: Male?
Stranger: sure
You: Cool.
You: I am a girl.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age ?
You: Fourteen.
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Whats up?
Stranger: not much you?
You: You like Icecream?
Stranger: yeah
You: You eat one at this moment?
Stranger: ahah no=( you?
You: Yeah
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Canada
Stranger: you?
You: Norway :)
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 32
You: You?
Stranger: ahha
You: What are you laughing at?
Stranger: im 15
You: aha
You: Want to have sex?
Stranger: ahha yeah sure
You: Alright
You: Let's meet up at Antarctic, okay?
Stranger: yea sure;)
You: Cool
You: Can I have your msn?
Stranger: um no
You: D:
You: I can show you my tits.
You: I am fourteen.
Stranger: ahah your 32
Shows how smart Canadians are :)
Stranger: Hello, Are you Male or Female? :)
You: Male.
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I remember finding out about this website a while back. Just something to keep you busy for a few minutes when you're really bored.
Although, it can come in handy. I met a cute Spanish girl on there a while back. :razz:
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Stranger: hi
You: I went to the dentist today.
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: how was it?
You: I don't feel anything...I feel funny.
Stranger: what did the dentist do to your teeth?
You: Is this real life?
Stranger: indeed it is.
You: Now I have two fingers.
Stranger: you've failed to answer my question
You: I have four fingers.
Stranger: two fingers..is possible
Stranger: four fingers..hmm
Stranger: okay
You: I can't see anything.
Stranger: quite a number of possibilties if your a human
Stranger: what did the dentist do to your teeth?
You: I don't feel tired.
Stranger: yes you do.
Stranger: i know you do.
Stranger: your teeth?
Stranger: dentist?
You: Do I have stitches?
Stranger: quite persistant arnt you.
Stranger: tell me what he
Stranger: did i might be able to help
You: On my teeth?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: or do you have two of them too?
You: You have four eyes.
Stranger: WOW..
You: I feel funny.
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You: WHY IS THIS HAPPENNING TO ME?
Stranger: i really am 4 eyed
Stranger: because your not following the right path..
Stranger: follow god.
Stranger: do you have a religion?
You: Is this going to be forever?
Stranger: yes...afterlife
You: Argh.
Stranger: will be forever
Mean stranger :(
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Sorry for the bump, but I'd just like to tell you guys that this website (www.omegle.com (http://www.omegle.com)) has video chat now. You can use virtual webcam software such as manycam to screw with people. I was recently playing Ronald McDonald insanity over it.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: uhmm
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 90 MALE NORTH POLE
You: VERY HORNY
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 90 years old male south pole
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Stranger: hi
You: ohaidere
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/UK
Stranger: :- something weird
Stranger: 16, f, sweden
You: grats
You: you win an internet
You have disconnected.
That was saved on my pc, i might have been drunk.]
This was today:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you laik waffles?
Stranger: What kind of nazi terrorist doesn't like waffles?
You: The blue flavour
You: I heard if you eat too many of the blue flavour, you turn into a panda
Stranger: Dude, how high are you right now?
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Stranger: hi
You: ohaidere
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/UK
Stranger: :- something weird
Stranger: 16, f, sweden
You: grats
You: you win an internet
You have disconnected.
That was saved on my pc, i might have been drunk.]
This was today:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you laik waffles?
Stranger: What kind of nazi terrorist doesn't like waffles?
You: The blue flavour
You: I heard if you eat too many of the blue flavour, you turn into a panda
Stranger: Dude, how high are you right now?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I gave it a shot ;p
You: Hi!!
Stranger: Asl
You: Do you like waffles?
Stranger: Blue waffles
You: With blue flavour?
Stranger: No an infected pussy
You: Man, I heard if you eat too many blue flavoured waffles, you turn into a dinasaur.
You: Sick, huh?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: WAZZZAAAAA?
Stranger: 12/f/usa NO PERVS!
You: 90/m/NP
You: so, you wanna meet?
Stranger: mhhmmmmmm sure
Stranger: meet me in the dark alley behind ur mom
You: Okay
Stranger: cya then!
You: cu
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You: hey
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: a.s.l?
You: whats up?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: u?
You: true, true
You: you know, watching the game, chillin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: A)male looking for conversation
B)female looking for conversation
C)horny male
D)horny female
You: a
You: s
You: d
You: f
You: hey
You: how much is pi?
Stranger: 3.14
You: WRONG
You: its 3.1415!
Stranger: 3.14159
You: oo
You: o.0
You: 0.o
Stranger: That's right
You: o.o
You: 0.0
Stranger: Schooled at your own game
You: ok
You: lets play another game now
You: There's a mask attached to your head
Stranger: I'm into it so far.
You: I call it. " A nut cracker "
You: Your head is a nut
Stranger: Do I crack your nuts with it?
Stranger: Oh.
You: If you don't find the key
You: in 60 seconds
You: it will crush and will crack your head
You: into 2 and half pieces
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
long one :D
You: Hi
You: I wanna play a game
Stranger: awesome, what kind of game?
You: There is a card deck in my desk
You: I call it. "A card deck"
Stranger: ooh im liking this
You: If you put all cards in order in 60 seconds
You: you will survive
You: I know all bad things you have done
You: cheating on your boyfriend, fightouts at school
Stranger: youre off to a bad start my friend
Stranger: im a guy
Stranger: and not gay
You: o i c
You: anyway
You: 59 seconds are over
You: ok 60
You: my cards look in order... oh, whats that? WHAT IS THAT?
You: YOU PUT A 6 OF HARDS INSTEAD OF 6 OF DIAMONDS
You: YOU TOUGHT I DIDN'T SEE, HUH?
Stranger: MAN! HOW DID YOU EVEN CATCH THAT
Stranger: youre good man, youre good
You: Yes, I know
You: but still
You: WHAT THE HELL?
You: Now you must die!
You: *Whuisshhh* *Boom* *boom*
You: *Truffff*
You: You are terminated!
Stranger: man.... being dead is a lot like not being dead
Stranger: im sure you hear that a lot though
Stranger: all with being the terminator and all
Stranger: the psychic terminator
Stranger: the psyrminator
You: yes
You: fuk you, asshool
Stranger: hmm, were just hit over the head with a baseball bat, your spelling just started rapidly declining
Stranger: SHOULD I CALL A GHOST AMBULANCE!?!
You: No deal!
Stranger: well then you have to choose 3 more cases, and remember you still have a 1 in 12 chance of winning the million dollars
You: oo
You: kewl
You: I feel lucky!
Stranger: all right
Stranger: choose your cases
You: what cases?
Stranger: exactly.....
Stranger: its fucked up man
You: well, my fan inside my stomach doesn't seem to work well, so that means my sound card is going to melt soon and my voice communicator is bugged
You: there's my 3 cases
You: there're
Stranger: well, youve successfully eliminated the million dollars
Stranger: which means you get 9
Stranger: you lose half to taxes....
Stranger: you get 4.50
Stranger: .....it costs 4.50 to participate on the show
You: ooo
You: does monopoly money work?
Stranger: I WISH!
Stranger: but no it doesnt
You: oo
You: why?
Stranger: BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY REAL AND SUPER SERIOUS!
You: why?
Stranger: .....touche
You: touchè?
Stranger: good call
Stranger: high five?
You: capichè?
You: High five, low two, F U
You: :]
Stranger: im not sure thats the right accent to spell capiche
You: kapish?
Stranger: sure lets go with that
Stranger: im down
You: ok
Stranger: im cool bro
You: cool story, bro
Stranger: im up with that jive-ness
Stranger: hombre
Stranger: essay
Stranger: mexicano
Stranger: immigration buddy
Stranger: cheap labourer
You: me no immigrant :[
Stranger: are you sure? cause i kinda went ahead and got you this neat sombrero
You: i only come usa to mexico to work in cheap labourer
You: I'm going to ask you a question. And I'm going to ask it only once.
You: now read it carefully.
Stranger: GREEN!
Stranger: sorry i jumped the gun
You: Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: yes i have!
You: are you sure?
Stranger: now i have a question for you, a mathematical question of probability
Stranger: first where are you from
You: oki
Stranger: usa?
You: no
You: estownya
Stranger: canada?!
Stranger: no....
Stranger: i dont think estownya is a real place
You: estonia?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: okay
Stranger: here it is
Stranger: what is faster: to estonia, or there by bus?
You: I can only choose between those two?
Stranger: yes
You: hmm
You: wait, I need to calculate...
Stranger: thats reasonable
You: Well, you can't get there by bus
You: so, to estonia is fastest
Stranger: its a possibility
Stranger: or is it by bus?
Stranger: that question will never be answered, one of lifes many
Stranger: revel in that
You: ok, to estonia is fastest to travel by bus
Stranger: maybe
You: kapish?
Stranger: i dont know....
Stranger: this is a serious question
Stranger: this is what men are made of
Stranger: the salad eaters from the carnivores
You: oo
You: I C
Stranger: mhmm
You: I have to go to school
You: to learn how to terminate people
You: because I'm studying terminating 1st year
You: so I suk at it
Stranger: kick ass, that explains why i dont feel very dead
Stranger: well good luck with that
You: Thanks
Stranger: its been very random talking to you
You: Yes
You: With you too
You: Kapish?
Stranger: i suppose
You: Now Im going to fly my roflcopter and land by school to bus
Stranger: bitchin
Stranger: PEACE!
You: piis
You: piish
Stranger: bees knees and ovaries
Stranger: ....i dont disconnect
You: ok
You: You have been terminated!
You: Muahahahaha
You have disconnected.
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You: oyo
You: asl
Stranger: hello
Stranger: korea
Stranger: 22
Stranger: f
Stranger: you~
You: Cambodia, 73, Female.
You: Nice to meet you.
Stranger: 73?????
You: I'm using my grandson internet
You: he told me to go there
You: so here am i
You: hows things?
You: u know i havent had sex since 45 Years.
Then i disconected when he was replying.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi hello sup
You: wassup
You: what u up to
Stranger: wassssssssssuuuuuuuupppppppp
Stranger: what are you up to!!!
Stranger: CRACKA
You: dfkdjk?
Stranger: auhgeiuh
You: yes of course poopiegooper
Stranger: joe momma?
You: I just woke up
Stranger: ahh
You: I am eating coffee
Stranger: my dog just got burned
You: nice
Stranger: what
Stranger: mean!
You: no, i'm cool
Stranger: obviously -___-
You: yeah, this conversation is just awesome
Stranger: real awesome
Stranger: haha
Stranger: whats your name
You: my name is stranger
Stranger: really well my name is apparently you
You: oh
You: me too
Stranger: you just said your name was stranger, liar!
You: true i'm a liar
You: how old r u, i'm old
Stranger: how old
Stranger: :/
You: how old
You: not how young
Stranger: you just said your old
Stranger: ??
You: i dont understand what the f**k i am talking about, i am drinking coffee
Stranger: are you high
You: yea
Stranger: figures
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you're entertaing
You: so i'm kind of
You: drunk atm
Stranger: im not
Stranger: hmm, well how lame to get on omegle when you're drunk
You: I KNOW RIGHT
Stranger: hahaha
You: its awesome
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: go get sober (: bye
You: hi there
You: how u doin kind sir/woman
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male
You: i'm a female, 72 years old, asl?
Stranger: 90 m
You: okay
Stranger: what's up?
You: we can sort some things out
You: how are you?
Stranger: lolzz
Stranger: fine
You: i'm fine too, i love eating dog poo, because my digesting system is fucked up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: that's good
You: we are old people, you have to talk alot, and piss people off
Stranger: lolzz
Stranger: why do u think that?
You: because my grand grandmother is annoying
You: i talked to her last week
Stranger: u have grand mother too
Stranger: at the age of 70
Stranger: lol
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You: Horny?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: you?
You: not really
Stranger: damn
You: yep
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You: Whats up my negro
Stranger: i'm not negro
You: Yeah, what's up?
Stranger: nothing :p
You: Aight that's cool black
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Why's everyone so damn boring?
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Long :P (I know there're fails in there, but hey)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: anyone home?
Stranger: yeah
You: *knock* *knock*
Stranger: whos there?
You: *ring* *ring*
You: Im the electric
Stranger: hello?
You: Did you call the electric?
Stranger: oh why yes, ive been expecting you.
You: Good
Stranger: please come in.
You: *enters the apartment using the front door*
You: Nice place you got here.
You: *takes off shoes*
Stranger: why thank you.
You: *leaves them on the carpet*
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: what nice shoes.
You: Thank you
You: I got them on christmas sale 50 % off
Stranger: oh, christmas. i love christmas.
Stranger: do you love christmas?
You: Yes
You: I like getting presents
You: and the free food
Stranger: presents. they make me happy.
Stranger: so did you bring food to share?
You: Sure
You: *opens the sports bag that he had with him*
You: Just in case
You: *takes out a pizza*
You: *places it on a table*
Stranger: oh oh pizza! yummm
Stranger: shall we?
You: Sure
You: It needs to be cut in half, though
You: got a knife?
Stranger: sure do.
Stranger: *grabs the pocket knife*
Stranger: is this okay?
You: Umm
You: I think we need a little bigger one
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i was kidding
Stranger: ill get the real knife.
You: Sure
Stranger: be right back.
You: *slides a laptop into his bag*
Stranger: *talks from the kitchen*
Stranger: is everything okay there?
You: Yes yes
You: only the pizza is getting a little cold
Stranger: *comes back with the knife*
You: I think we shall heat it up in the microwave
Stranger: oh yes. good idea.
You: Put it on 1 minute or so.
You: and sometimes test, if its hot already
Stranger: *sets time*
You: *takes out laptop*
You: *takes out a screwdriver*
You: *takes all screws off and removes the covering*
You: *takes out another covering from his bag
You: *attaches it onto the laptop*
You: *me turns on the laptop as it was his*
Stranger: well if i may ask, what are you doing?
You: Well, I'm just playing some solitaire
You: as the pizza is getting hot
You: *shows the solitaire game*
Stranger: i see, i see.
Stranger: 1 minute is up!
Stranger: let us feed our tummies.
You: *puts the laptop into his pocket*
You: Yes!
Stranger: what big pocket you have there.
Stranger: *shocked*
You: ahahhaahah
You: fail :DDDD
Stranger: lol
You: maybe its a mini laptop?
Stranger: haha yesyes. a notebook.
Stranger: i see load of them nowadays.
Stranger: loads*
Stranger: very convenient, i must say.
Stranger: but not for me, my fingers cant work with little keys.
You: I see
You: Well
You: Cut the pizza now
Stranger: its cut already, cant you see?
You: no
Stranger: magically.
You: oh
Stranger: how awesome is that!
You: I see
You: Parry Hotter?
Stranger: nah. this is just a dream.
Stranger: anything goes. ;)
You: Ues
You: *takes half of the pizza and magically makes it float in air*
You: *cuts it into pieces with his mind *
You: *takes one and eats it*
You: Yumm yumm
You: You like that pizza?
Stranger: delicious.
You: Indeed
You: *eats another piece (2/3)*
Stranger: so, you say you're an electrician?
You: Yes
Stranger: can you fix my bathroom?
You: Its an electric?
Stranger: i meant, the socket in my bathroom.
You: Sure
You: *eats the last piece of his pizza (3/3)
You: *goes to the bathroom*
You: Oh, I cee
Stranger: be careful in there!
Stranger: many has slipped and hit their heads badly.
You: *uses his super vision to see whats wrong with the socket"
Stranger: slippery floor, aint it?
You: *goes closer*
You: *slips and hits his head hard*
Stranger: oh shit, are you okay?
Stranger: *goes to you and look at your head*
Stranger: looks*
You: *mumbles as he is seeing the light in the end of the tunnel*
Stranger: oh no, please hold on.
Stranger: dont leave me!
You: *grabs a sink pipe*
Stranger: im not ready yet :(
You: Is this enouth to hold on?
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: i mean, stay awake for me!
You: haha, I got it :D something weird
Stranger: *dials 911*
Stranger: its going to be okay.
Stranger: where the hell is the ambulance.
Stranger: they should be here.
Stranger: tsk tsk.
You: *opens his eyes*
You: Must... repair..... socket!
Stranger: dont. you're still not in good condition!
Stranger: forget about the socket.
Stranger: i think you should rest now.
You: *tries to use his super powers*
You: *mumbles* noooo, they're gone!
Stranger: *gives super power*
You: where ever I hit my head, took my super powers!
Stranger: that darn sink.
Stranger: always hits the jackpot.
Stranger: well, you should be recovering.
You: I give you free advice
You: You should place a carpet on the bathroom floor
You: where it's slippery
You: *feels much better now*
You: *takes a magic stick from his bag*
Stranger: carpets are a hassle. :|
You: *goes back to the bathroom, being more careful now*
You: *crouches*
You: Hey, I didn't slip!
Stranger: will you look at that.
Stranger: good jod.
You: *puts the magic stick in the socket and reads some mysterious words in some foreign language
Stranger: *applause*
You: *ends the ritual*
You: Now give me something that might use this socket
You: I need to test if its working
Stranger: try sticking your finger to it.
You: hmm
You: Sure
Stranger: if you feel some electric vibe, then its working/.
You: *puts his fingers into his mouth*
You: *examines*
You: They look wet now
You: *puts his fingers into the socket*
You: *gets an electric shock*
Stranger: there. its working now.
You: *being shocked* LooOooOkZzz LieEEeEek ItttTTs WooooeeEeerkiiiiIiiIIIIIIing
Stranger: whoa whoa, easy.
Stranger: take a seat.
Stranger: thank you for fixing it.
You: *pulls his fingers out the socket*
You: *takes a seat next to "You"
Stranger: how possible is it that you aint dead yet?
Stranger: hahaha
You: as I said
You: I have superpowers
Stranger: oh yeah, forgot that.
You: The bill will be 10 dollars
You: pizza is on the house
Stranger: *hands out 20 dollars*
Stranger: keep the change!
You: Thanks
You: *takes the 20 dollars*
You: Have a nice day
You: *goes to the door*
Stranger: sure. you too.
You: *puts his sheos on*
You: *me waves happily as he opens the door and leaves*
You: *the door slowly shuts*
Stranger: *waves back*
You: That's all folks
Stranger: The End.
Stranger: *close curtains*
You: And remember, kids, never put your hands into a socket
You: You might not be as lucky as the electrician
Stranger: fail. haha
Stranger: the curtains are closed already!
Stranger: lol
You: :D
You: was nice "roleplaying" with you :)
You: Bye!
Stranger: you too ;)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: from?
You: Netherlands
Stranger: he or she?
You: r u such a horny O.O
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is ****** Do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: nl
Stranger: what?
Stranger: netherlands?
You: netherlands
Stranger: oh, welcome nekighbour
Stranger: *neighbour
You: hi
Stranger: xD
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: <-- male here .. and you ??
You: im a sexy asian
Stranger: wo ai ni
Stranger: do u have msn
Stranger: or qq
You: ding dong ay lala
You: no msn is for crackas
You: qq is wtf is qq
You: l0l
Stranger: do u have yahoo
Stranger: are u male or female
You: no virtual sex for u dirty boi
Stranger: well asian pussy to small for my cock anyway
You: _l_ then
Stranger: bubye
You: i aint asian you crank ass fag
Stranger: no ur a nobrain
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i see whhat you did thar
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi Everyone, my name is anne, I'm 19, I have one dog and a fish tank. Welcome to my website I hope you like it :). During the day I work as a receptionist so I'm pretty good on the computer but I've only just started learning webpages so my site is new. Some say I look like the girl from E!, Brooke Burke, I say she looks like me :P I just made a page at Ifriends so add me if you hang out there too :P It is a cool free community. I love keeping in shape. I do aerobics 5 times a week and ride my mountain bike on the weekends. I think the best type of exercise is sex - its fun and healthy and it feels sooooo damn GOOD!! Guys I'm currently single, and looking for a decent man, If you think you got what it takes then I'd love to hear from you. Im looking for a man who will treat me like a woman and be my best friend. I spend alot of time on my webcam and I love for people to watch me (guys and girls - its all good) To watch me its really easy, I'm part of the ifriends webcam community - just click on the link below. Looking foward to you seeing me soon!! I do have my own webcam and it's on a lot, if you want to see it here is the link ******
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for the dutch people^^:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Leveloze mensen!
You: lol klootviool
Stranger: zoek een leven
Stranger: ga echte vriende zoeken
You: doe et zelf
You: ><
Stranger: wie zit nou op deze website
You: jij
Stranger: koos kansloos
You: lolol
Stranger: eentje uit me klas ik kom even zeggen dat je kansloos bent
You: :o
Stranger: homo
Stranger: zoek een leven
You: pleased to meet you
You: mongool ^^
Stranger: kijk jou nou dom zitten
Stranger: leveloze mensen
Stranger: ga vriendewn zoeken
Stranger: emo
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Stranger: 17 year old guy looking for horny girls with msn, skype or aim
You: Okay, I am girl
You: But...I'm milf.
You: Like...serious milf.
Stranger: serious?!
Stranger: thats sooo hot
You: Yeah, like...OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT MILF
Stranger: haha
Stranger: whats ur email?
You: [email protected]
You: What's yours?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male
Stranger: nd u
You: gay male
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 19 f korea
Stranger: and u
You: 54m uk
Stranger: are u 54?
You: Yes you like grandads?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Poland
You: you?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 12/f/usa
You: 12!?
You: Damn I'm 30 wanna have sex?
Stranger: sure..?
You: LOL
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 99 m uk
You: 19*
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 f Russia
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: Cool
Stranger: not really
Stranger: america sucks
You: Yeah, Russia is like...super epic.
Stranger: super epic good or super epic bad?
You: Super epic good
You: My car is so Rusty
Stranger: i dont have a car, cant aford one
You: Ah, that sucks.
Stranger: ya i know
You: Where in USA do you live?
Stranger: iowa
You: Oh, cool
You: I'm not really Russian.
You: I'm from Glendale
You: California
Stranger: cool
Stranger: not as far away
You: Indeed
You: We should meet some tim
You: e
Stranger: i dont quite think i can get all the way over to california before you completley forget about me and move on to the next guy on this site, sorry
You: I will never forget you.
Stranger: trust me, im a person that youd want to forget
You: Why is that?
Stranger: im just not that good of a person
Stranger: weed
Stranger: beer
You: Oh.
Stranger: asault
You: Yeah well, that's not really a big problem.
You: I got a big fat bong beside me at the moment, lol.
Stranger: AWSUM!
You: Yeah! :P
Stranger: what kind?
Stranger: of weed i mean
You: Cannabis
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i figured as much lol
You: Hah ;p
You: Anyway, I got to go.
You: Call me on
You: 332-0227
Stranger: area code?
You: 972
Stranger: thanks by then
You: See ya'
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
You: Hello?
You: Mum...
Stranger: hello
You: What's this chainsaw for?
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Post Merge: April 01, 2010, 11:51:41 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi there
Stranger: I like fucking with cheese.
Stranger: You going to stay now?
You: Uhm... no, not really.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: I see ghosts.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: g b?
You: What?
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: Both
Stranger: do u've pussy?
You: I got a cat, yes.
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Stranger: asl
You: 8, female, under your bed.
You: Bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What do you believe in?
You: Islam
Stranger: God bless you
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Well, Im considering taking these people to court, Im not sure yet, For some reason my email was given out across this, and I have never used it...
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Well, Im considering taking these people to court, Im not sure yet, For some reason my email was given out across this, and I have never used it...
LOL
Post Merge: April 03, 2010, 08:02:09 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: IM A MAN
You: COOL I AM A WOMAN
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: :D
You: HEHEHHE
You: 9 GIRL RUSSIA
Stranger: oh my goodness
Stranger: 9 YEARS OLD
You: YEAH
Stranger: ;O
You: FAKE TITS
You: PLASTIC
Stranger: very young!
Stranger: 19 m toronto
You: I AM A 9 YEAR OLD black
You: AND I AM RUSSIAN
You: LOL
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: FUCKING FAGGOT
You: HHAHHASHAH
You: FAGGOT LOL
Stranger: AHAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP
You: FAGGOT IS A FUNNY WORD
You: no.
Stranger: You see those guys over there
You: Where?
Stranger: they will remove your testicles
Stranger: from your anus
You: OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL
You: I SAW THEM
Stranger: you better watch out
Stranger: dont fool around with me
You: OH NO!! MY FUCKING TESTICLES
Stranger: its the russian mafia
You: OH MY GOD
You: NOOO
Stranger: YOUR FAKE TESTICLES
Stranger: WILL BE REMOVED
You: FUCK OFF, NEGRO
Stranger: FROM YOUR ANUS BITCH
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LOL
Post Merge: April 03, 2010, 08:02:09 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: IM A MAN
You: COOL I AM A WOMAN
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: :D
You: HEHEHHE
You: 9 GIRL RUSSIA
Stranger: oh my goodness
Stranger: 9 YEARS OLD
You: YEAH
Stranger: ;O
You: FAKE TITS
You: PLASTIC
Stranger: very young!
Stranger: 19 m toronto
You: I AM A 9 YEAR OLD black
You: AND I AM RUSSIAN
You: LOL
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: f**kING bad guy
You: HHAHHASHAH
You: bad guy LOL
Stranger: AHAHA SHUT THE f**k UP
You: bad guy IS A FUNNY WORD
You: no.
Stranger: You see those guys over there
You: Where?
Stranger: they will remove your testicles
Stranger: from your anus
You: OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL
You: I SAW THEM
Stranger: you better watch out
Stranger: dont fool around with me
You: OH NO!! MY f**kING TESTICLES
Stranger: its the russian mafia
You: OH MY GOD
You: NOOO
Stranger: YOUR FAKE TESTICLES
Stranger: WILL BE REMOVED
You: f**k OFF, NEGRO
Stranger: FROM YOUR ANUS bad guy
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Are all your conversations like this?
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Yeah, most of'em, lol
Post Merge: April 03, 2010, 10:50:01 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: Not much
Stranger: i got mugged and knifed 2 of 3 guys who mugged me and stole 50 bucks off me
You: LOL
You: E-THUG, MAYNE
Stranger: and i live in new jersey which is wierd
Stranger: so whats ur asl
You: YOU SHOULD CALL OFFICER HERNADEZ OR SUMTHIN, SUM REAL MEXICAN SHIT OFFICERS
Stranger: i live in the us
Stranger: a
Stranger: in the state new jersey
You: Well, I live in Texas
Stranger: lo
Stranger: l
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Post Merge: April 03, 2010, 10:50:54 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hey man
You: 18, Male, Compton.
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Post Merge: April 03, 2010, 10:52:31 pm
THIS ONE WAS SO LOL
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hey there!
You: Hey!
Stranger: how goes it?
You: Finally some intresting human being!
Stranger: WOO
Stranger: hahah
You: HEHEHE
Stranger: have you just been getting uninteresting people?
You: Yeah, their all blacks
You: lol
Stranger: ...
Stranger: umm
You: Lame Indian people
You: Shit, you're black...right?
Stranger: that's so rude.
Stranger: no
Stranger: but i'm offended
You: Oh.
You: Sorry about that.
Stranger: yeah.
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I gave it a go:
You: hi
Stranger: hi Im really horny, please help this poor guy with your hot pictures? :)
You: Hmm, I'll think
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: ill wait
You: HI!!
Stranger: hej
You: Sweedish?
Stranger: yes
You: Kwl
You: Im Russian
Stranger: nice
You: And Im in the mafia
Stranger: haha i dont believe you!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey asl
You: f/17
You: u?
Stranger: 16 m
You: Wow, I like the younger ones
You: Where you from?
Stranger: California
You: Ah, Im from New York
Stranger: oh that sucks
You: Yeh
You: I wanted sex
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl
Stranger: 15. f. canada
You: 15/m/UK
Stranger: niice
You: All the other people I have spoken too just want sex...
Stranger: saaaaame.
Stranger: theere weird
You: Yeh
You: You seem sane enough
Stranger: im not like that
You: Lol, Kw
You: Kwl*
You: Well, I did say I was Russian :S
You: That may be why
Stranger: Naahh.
Stranger: I never knew you were russian.
Stranger: i have 2 russian friends (: there coool.
Stranger: they speak it. and im always like wtf?
You: Im not xD, But Russian People are cool
Stranger: Oh.
You: HAH, WTF, OMFG, I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!!!!!!!
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Post Merge: April 03, 2010, 11:45:18 pm
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You: Hej
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you gay?
Stranger: you sound it
Stranger: whore
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Jeez, Why is that the first question people ask here D:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NO ASL
You: SPEAK
Stranger: horny girl?
You: Yes.
You: i'm 16 years old, from sweden
Stranger: oo sexy
You: u?
Stranger: im 15 from cali
You: Cali?
You: wtf is this?
Stranger: california
Stranger: in usa
You: ah
You: :D
You: i can send u my pics
Stranger: aight let me see :)
You: leme c
Stranger: k
You: http://www.fotolog.com/ekaterina_ruxita/archive?year=2008&month=3 (http://www.fotolog.com/ekaterina_ruxita/archive?year=2008&month=3) my profile
You: http://sp6.fotolog.com/photo/38/18/72/ekaterina_ruxita/1224283532072_f.jpg (http://sp6.fotolog.com/photo/38/18/72/ekaterina_ruxita/1224283532072_f.jpg) one pic
You: hey u here?
Stranger: both of those dont work?
You: http://sp6.fotolog.com/photo/38/18/72/ekaterina_ruxita/1224283532072_f.jpg (http://sp6.fotolog.com/photo/38/18/72/ekaterina_ruxita/1224283532072_f.jpg)
You: here's pic of me.
You: try
You: ey it works for me...
Stranger: ooo sexyy
You: ;]
Stranger: hahahhha
You: Now you'd probably say you'd click me, right?
Stranger: o of course
You: Obviously ;)
You: Come to Malmo, in Sweden so we can have fun time :)
Stranger: haha i wish
You: Got pics boy?
Stranger: let me try
Stranger: ill try and find one if i can get a nude ;)
You: Send me a nude one aswell.
You: Alright?
Stranger: okay :)
You: as nude as i found.
You: :x
You: http://sp6.fotolog.com/photo/38/18/72/ekaterina_ruxita/1223247090905_f.jpg (http://sp6.fotolog.com/photo/38/18/72/ekaterina_ruxita/1223247090905_f.jpg)
You: Okay, send me a normal pic.
Stranger: :(
You: Pretty please?
Stranger: well if i wanna take a nude pic i need to be hard
Stranger: u know?
Stranger: sooo u wanna try and get me hard?
You: Yes.
Stranger: try :)
You: I'll give you MSN if you give me a pic. :)
Stranger: pic of what?
You: Of you.
You: Not needed to be nude.
Stranger: o alright cool
You: Please, let it be your pic :)
Stranger: okay one sec
Stranger: http://i30.tinypic.com/111if08.jpg (http://i30.tinypic.com/111if08.jpg)
You: Damn, your HOT!
You: Hot stuff, man i wanna come to Cali and have fun with you.
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: i do too :)
You: My MSN: as i promised: [email protected]
You: Now...
You: I'M A FUCKING 17 YEAR OLD FROM ENGLAND YOU GOT FUCKING TROLL'D N OWNED!!!!
You: HAHAHAH
HAHAHA I'M SO GOOD HE EVEN GAVE ME A PIC.
Thanks lol_swe for suggesting me "Ekaterina Ruxita"
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Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Male, 9, Pakistan
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Post Merge: April 17, 2010, 11:10:49 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI MAN
You: LOL
Stranger: HI DUDE!
You: HEY MAN
Stranger: LOLOL,OOLOLOL
You: WHATS UP LOL
You: LOL
Stranger: I DONT KNOW DUDE
You: LOL DUDE
You: HAHA
Stranger: I KNOW ROFL
You: LOL
Stranger: DUDE WHATS UP WITH YOU?
You: MAN I DONT KNOW MAN
You: MAN
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM MAN
Stranger: RUSSIA
Stranger: BUT IM NOT
Stranger: COMMUNIST
Stranger: I HATE STALIN
You: I AM FROM GERMANY
Stranger: I HATE SOVIETISM
You: BUT IM NOT NAZI
You: LOL
Stranger: AIGHT COOL]
You: JOKING
You: I AM LIKE...SERIOUSLY
You: I'M COOL
Stranger: I KNEW IT
You: LOL
Stranger: WHAT?
You: I AM INDIAN
You: black
You: REAL BLACK black
You: LOL
Stranger: SO?
You: HAHA
Stranger: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING AGAISNT YOU GUYS
You: WHY NOT
You: WE HATE YOU GUYS DOWN HERE
You: CUZ RUSSIANS ARE BAD GUIZE
Stranger: RUSSIANS?
You: YEAH
You: YOU
Stranger: BUT IM NOT COMMUNIST
You: YES YOU ARE
Stranger: OR STLINIST
You: BORN RUSSIAN = COMMUNIST
You: LOL
Stranger: actually im not
You: AND WHY ARE WE TALKING WITH CAPS LOCK
Stranger: truth be told
Stranger: cuz you started out that way
Stranger: i have a biology question
You: K.
Stranger: how many ass cracks can hold a gallon of semen
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
You: So...
Stranger: asl?
You: WTF dont say asl..
You: Only l - They hate L :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: yo yo
You: ASL?
Stranger: m us
You: m/argonath
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi horny girl up for some dirty talk - ORLY?
You: asl
Stranger: 20 fem USA ca
You: m/argonath
Stranger: How old
You: Restricted knowledge - I'm an FBI agent at Argonath
Stranger: Oh is your cock big enough to hurt me - Ofc
You: Restricted knowledge - I'm an FBI agent at Argonath
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I love merges :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hi i'm rahul 17/m/india]
You: I didnt say asl...
Stranger: u tell
You: m/argonath
You: Wanna hear about argonath?
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You: WHYYYYY!!!
Do not post dangerous links...
Pure awesomeness xD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 92/m/Argonath - Hobbit
Stranger: really
You: Yeah
Stranger: im 79
You: WTF
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a horny girl looking for some fun? - I entered and text popped up!
You: No? You wrote that shit in 2ms?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: I am faster
Stranger: hi :)
You: MWUAHAHAH
You: MWUAHAHAHAH
You: YOU CANT BEAT ME
Stranger: bear
You: NOOB
You: YOU ARE A BIG N00B
Stranger: right well I have to dry off and get out of this bikini, you can talk to urself for a while k ;)
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Are u female?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you?
You: maybe
You: i'm not sure
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Stranger: hey hey
You: Hi Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: i'm not too bad
Stranger: yourself?
You: i'm feeling pregnant today
You: i ate to much pancakes
You: oh god i feel like throwing up
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: how does that make you feel pregnant tho?
You: i don't know
You: did i ask u something?
You: I DONT THINK SO?
You: So...
You: are u female? ^^
Stranger: no i'm a ugy
You: no ur ugly?
You: oh, i see
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 / Yes please / Argonath
You: asl?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 17 atleast once a day sweden
You: only once atleast? make that 5...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: so, when we meet?
Stranger: do you have tits ?
You: i has manboobs, does that count?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
Stranger: cause it turns me off
You: what turns you on?
You: Penis?
Stranger: pussy
You: don't call me a pussy for telling the truth?
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You: Hey.
Stranger: r u asian? or finnish?
You: if u want me to be, i am yes
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wtf?
You: i can roleplay
You: /me is asian
You: now i'm asian
You: pretty cool huh?
Stranger: r u asian? or finnish?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: u really dont get it huh?
You: /me is asian
You: i'm asian
You: /me is finnish
You: i'm finnish
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Are u female?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you?
You: maybe
You: i'm not sure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey hey
You: Hi Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: i'm not too bad
Stranger: yourself?
You: i'm feeling pregnant today
You: i ate to much pancakes
You: oh god i feel like throwing up
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: how does that make you feel pregnant tho?
You: i don't know
You: did i ask u something?
You: I DONT THINK SO?
You: So...
You: are u female? ^^
Stranger: no i'm a ugy
You: no ur ugly?
You: oh, i see
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 / Yes please / Argonath
You: asl?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 17 atleast once a day sweden
You: only once atleast? make that 5...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: so, when we meet?
Stranger: do you have tits ?
You: i has manboobs, does that count?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
Stranger: cause it turns me off
You: what turns you on?
You: Penis?
Stranger: pussy
You: don't call me a pussy for telling the truth?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hey.
Stranger: r u asian? or finnish?
You: if u want me to be, i am yes
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wtf?
You: i can roleplay
You: /me is asian
You: now i'm asian
You: pretty cool huh?
Stranger: r u asian? or finnish?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: u really dont get it huh?
You: /me is asian
You: i'm asian
You: /me is finnish
You: i'm finnish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lol
Chuck, if you do Video-chat, alot of people are things with (|) (pe***)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: : 0
You: Wat?
Stranger: I remember when I had MY first beer...
You: Yeah.. I remember when I had my first choklat milk..
You: U wanna know my biggest secret?
Stranger: k
You: My momy told me to not talk not strangers
You: But I do
You: hihihihihihihi
Stranger: *gasp*
You: She told me...
You: They are dangerous
You: Just liek the jonas brothers!
Stranger: *stabs you*
You: R u dangerous??
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY MAN
Stranger: horny?
You: EXTREMELY HORNY
You: GRR
Stranger: asl?
You: Female, 52, Russia
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m here
You: Hai
You: i here
Stranger: male here
You: im female
Stranger: age?
You: 62
Stranger: frm?
You: Brazil
Stranger: u have webcam?
You: No
Stranger: u like sex?
You: Ya
Stranger: when last did u had it ?
You: hmmm
You: Lemme think
You: 46 years ago
Stranger: fuck off grandma
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: chick or dick
You: lol
You: i should have seen that coming as the first question
Stranger: oh yeah?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HARRO
Stranger: ASL??
You: you dont need to know
Stranger: WHAY
You: cuz
Stranger: F M
You: M
Stranger: GARD MARAO
You: lol bye
Stranger: MOTER f**kEE
You: no u
Stranger: BAHEN CHOD
Stranger: MA CHOD
You: Good deal.
Stranger: SON OF bad guy
You: hey hey kind sir no need for that language
You: Please refrain from vulgar language!
]
Stranger: SO WAT
You: so what?!
You: SO WHAT?!
Stranger: SHUT UP
You: okay im sorry
Stranger: NO NEED TO SORRY
You: okay
You: im sorry for sorry.
Stranger: DO U HAVE SISTER
You: yeah
Stranger: THEN f**kER
You: her name is mama luigi
You: no i dont want to do that
Stranger: OK f**k HER
You: NO!! I dont want to!
Stranger: OK THEN I WILL f**k HEER
You: no kind sir, you will not.
Stranger: U HAVE
Stranger: ID
Stranger: MOTHERf**kER
You: yeah my ID is ammaiurjkqgiuskbjqe4w74479479
You: Sir i told you to keep the vulgar to yourself.
You: Can you do that for me?
Stranger: MY ID IS MOTHER f**kER 112234567
You: Okay. but sir please, keep the vulgar to yourself!
Stranger: TERE MAA KI CHUT
You: Okay could you also speak english sir.
Stranger: OK DEN.........
You: Thank you
You: So, how is your day going/
You: ?
Stranger: WATS UR GUD NSME
Stranger: name
You: my gud name?
Stranger: yups
You: what is that? I told you to keep it english.
Stranger: yeah....ok
You: Yeah thats whatI thought
You: Got anything else to say?
Stranger: just do...wat isay.........
You: WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER PISSED IN THE SEAT AND HID MA' KEYS?!?
Stranger: whats that?????????
You: its Tourettes guy silly. If you need a laugh go check him out on youtube! FASHION BUG!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I
Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: dam
Stranger: asl?
You: :(
You: 12/f/iceland
You: I live near the volcano
Stranger: how cool
Stranger: any pics?
You: no
You: i have no internet
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Well hello there stranger
You: hi
You: lets play a game
Stranger: The game?
You: the first one who disconnects loses
You: so u try to piss me off, i do the same
You: ready?
Stranger: sounds cool
You: :P
Stranger: fuck yeah tard
You: haha its hard to offend me
You: so that wont work
Stranger: also hard to offend me
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: calling u a tard didn't?
You: nah
Stranger: now i'm sad
Stranger: really
You: try "asshole"
Stranger: I truly am
Stranger: okey asshole
You: okay that didnt work either
Stranger: he mad?
You: he is?
Stranger: so from?
You: India
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that's hillarious
You: hhaha racism doesnt offend me either
Stranger: aren't u those ppl with dots in your forehead
You: no, notone of those
Stranger: i belive u are
Stranger: also, i call all asians for chinese.. and u are not... makes a problem for me
You: acually not, but i think it looks sexy
You: yah China....too many of them
Stranger: yeah like a big ... ona secunda
You: one sec over, want another?
Stranger: pimple
You: yah, thats easy to have on a forehead
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it truly is
You: easier than a white dot
Stranger: indians = red ppl, yes?
You: red means?
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: i think i've heard it in a cowboy movie or something
Stranger: anyways
You: ahh Red americns
Stranger: yes
You: where r u from?
Stranger: just thougt.. easier than a white dot
Stranger: who would want pure awesomeness in your face
?
Stranger: well acually
Stranger: i would
Stranger: but now they are red
Stranger: so
Stranger: that kinda sucks
You: whats the hardest thing to have on a forehead?
Stranger: i'm from sweden
You: okayz
Stranger: titan
You: a bullet wound?
Stranger: sorryu
Stranger: no
Stranger: diamond
Stranger: hardest material in world
Stranger: gtfo
You: hahah nice 1
Stranger: so
You: ok, ill fuck off and be back in a sec
You: back
Stranger: clever boy..
Stranger: so how come u are nice and trying to piss me of on the same time?
Stranger: dubbel morale
You: that comes naturally
You: ill tell u a trick, maybe ull be able to do that
You: think that you have to show this chat to someone
You: maybe...post in public
Stranger: arr?
You: then u try not to offend the other guy
Stranger: and u will automaticly be the nice guy
Stranger: i c
You: yeah
Connection imploded.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi horny boy 17 here
You: horny, female, 81, russia
Stranger: 81?
You: yes, got a problem with that?
Stranger: you lie
You: no i do not
You: want to see my wrinkels?
Stranger: show pic
You: sure hang on
You: http://imagecache.blastro.com/images/feat/Justin_Bieber1.jpg (http://imagecache.blastro.com/images/feat/Justin_Bieber1.jpg)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Hi, do you have half a brain to realise posting dangerous links on these forums could get you FORUM BANNED for attempting to infect other users? Do NOT do it again!
-GiacJr
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daco remove the link at once, might be virus + its porn..
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it's a bot lol, i know it's a virus
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it's a bot lol, i know it's a virus
remove the link than
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Stranger: Heyy :)
You: Hi
Stranger: boy girl ?
You: I'm alien from the planet Earth
You: You?
Stranger: ookay im a girl
Stranger: can i tell you something alien ?
You: Hold on I'm getting an intergallatic message from the planet f**kballs
Stranger: urghh you freak
You: BEEP
You: OH SHIT
You: IT'S EXPLODING
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
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You: Halla dar
Stranger: hi m/f
Stranger: \hello
You: me no speak englysh
Stranger: m/f
You: m, 71, planet earth
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: m, 10, planet mars
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Oh god not that shit again D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm good, what about you?
Stranger: me too.
You: I'm bored. wanna play a game?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: You make one :o
Stranger: okay
You: What have you got in mind?
Stranger: omegle friend
Stranger: is that?
You: That's the game?
Stranger: and how can i play this game?
You: Uhhh, I better make the game myself. How about this: You say a part of the lyrics of a song and I must guess what song it is. Looks okay?
Stranger: okay
You: But, with one condition
You: If you don't do it right you disconnect
Stranger: first tell me that condition
Stranger: then, only I decide
You: I already said the condition, unless omegle is this laggy. D:
Stranger: actually i don't understand.
You: You don't speak English?
Stranger: yes, I do.
You: Okay... let me explain again.
You: In this game, you must say part of the lyrics of a random song. Then, if I get it right, I say the lyrics of the song I want you to guess. Then, repeat. But, if you are mistaken, you must disconnect from this conversation. Same goes for me, if I am mistaken. Understood?
Stranger: bye, I don't want to spend my time on such a stupid game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Awwww. My games are stupid. :(
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 m denpasar
You: WHY WHY WHY WHY
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT say ASL
You: D:
Stranger: Hi..!! Indian Boy here, Wanna Chat with everyone ...
If u like we can Chat....
You: Lol bot
You: I was faster than a bot? WOW. I am leet. :o
Stranger: goodbye..
You: tonight, bye bye =3
Stranger: see u ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The guy typed that message in less than a second the "Stranger is typing..." message appeared :o
Post Merge: May 03, 2010, 07:29:46 pm
More shizzle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: well then you should try it it's nice :)
You: hi
Stranger: well...
You: What.
Stranger: hi can you put some toothpaste on my -censored-?
Stranger: let's just talk will u
You: Hmmm... this smells like something...
You: very fast...
You: not very tasty...
You: It's...
You: oh god.
You: A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111
Stranger: what??
You have disconnected.
Another bot. same deal as the last guy.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: egh i taste ginger
You: Identify yourself, motherf**ker!
You: Show me your hands!
Stranger: shows hands
You: I said IDENTIFY YOURSELF!
You: NOW!
Stranger: i'm uh
Stranger: jimmy
You: Cut the bullshit, Jimmy!
You: I want your real name!
Stranger: jimmy?
You: No... no.. This wont work. No, I'm sorry.
Stranger: just SHHUT UP JIMMY!
You: No I am afraid that you are inferior to my roleplaying capability
You: This wont work
You: I have came a long way and no.. This..
You: No way, man.
You: Like..
You: I didn't sign up for this shit!
Stranger: heh
Stranger: you didnt sign up at all
You: You told me we were going shopping!
Stranger: YEAH AND HERE WE ARE
Stranger: SHOPPING
Stranger: until you
Stranger: started having bipolar issues
You: AND HERE WE ARE IN OUTER SPACE
Stranger: and decided to f**king
You: LIKE WHAT THE f**k MAN
Stranger: SHOOT EVERYONE
You: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE
Stranger: SHOPPINg
You: IN OUTER SPACE?
Stranger: f**k YEAH
You: THERES NO LIQUORSTORES IN OUTER SPACE
You: SILLY
Stranger: where else do you wanna shop?
You: Seven-Eleven, maybe?
You: Like ordinary couples.
Stranger: that's like a
Stranger: that's
You: You know... Johnson bought a new fence for his wife...
Stranger: 50 light years away
You: I don't care!
Stranger: AND I f**kING
Stranger: TOOK
Stranger: YOU TO OUTER SPACE
You: I want a new fence!
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then you go get a new fence
Stranger: lets see you get back to that damn seven eleven
You: Turn this intergalactic cruiser around!
Stranger: YOU TURN IT AROUND
You: Then move out of the driverseat, man
You: We can't do this if you don't move out of the driverseat, man
You: Like...
You: How am I supposed to turn this thing around if you aren't willing to move yourself?
Stranger: heh
You: I need to sit in the driverseat if I'm going to drive.
Stranger: you arent
You: Yes, I do have to, silly
You: Now look!
You: Look what you did!
You: Now they got away!
Stranger: WHAT DID I DO?
You: Just because you didn't f**king move when you were planned to!
You: We had the guys right there man!
Stranger: god it's always my fault
You: Not this again...
Stranger: YOU LWAYS
Stranger: HAVE TO BE RIGHT
You: I don't have to listen to your bullshit, Jonathan!
Stranger: IT'S JIMMY
Stranger: GOD REMEMBER YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND'S NAME
You: All you do is spend time with your so-called friends!
You: Out late drinking...
You: Coming home in the break of dawn...
You: Drunk...
You: We barely even talk anymore!
Stranger: i ask you to go with us ALL THE TIME
You: Oh, cut the crap Gilligan!
You: I know very well that you have the stuff!
Stranger: god at least keep in on a J name!
You: Now tell me where the treasurechest is!
You: What the gook are you talking about?
You: Tell me on this here map!
Stranger: up your ass now stop talking shit
You: That's it, asshole!
You: You're going down bigtime!
You: Bring it on, bad guy!
You: I'm right here!
Stranger: i cant hit a girl
You: Nigga, whos yo ass calling a hoe?
You: If you aint were been my mothaf**kin' brotha I'd bust a cap in yo bad guyass!
You: Now go make mama some darn bacon and cheese!
Stranger: MAKE YOUR OWN BACON AND CHEESE
You: Oh, we gut ourselves an smartass, ain't we Cleveland?
You: I tell you something, boy...
You: If I ever catch you in my county again I will get you off the streets for a looong time.
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: old man
You: Whatever? Old man?
You: That's it, buddy!
You: I'm calling the cops!
Stranger: you are the cops
Stranger: idiot
You: then who was phone
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more
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohai
You: I'm the spychecker
Stranger: hai dereeee
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: im james bond :/
You: The spychecker is the most important part of an enemy team.
You: We check for spies.
Stranger: isitttttttttttttttttttttttttt
You: So we pick up our flamethrowers and ignite enemy spies
You: isn't that fun?
You: When they are invisible or disguised as one of us....
You: classic fun.
Stranger: if i had a flamethrower
Stranger: i certainly wouldnt be on omegle
You: yeah I'm just in omegle cuz this is my day off working for RED
Stranger: lol I BELIEVE YOU ;)
You: Reliable Excavation Demolition, ever heard of it?
You: (I am obv joking around.)
Stranger: ohh why ruin my fantasyyy
You: Oh, f**k.
Stranger: i thought you were real then
You: Oh shit.
You: Oh man.
Stranger: :(
You: One of our Engineers lost their Sentry Guns due to a punkass BLU spy.
Stranger: really?
You: Builders League United
You: They're assholes
You: We destroy and they build >:(
Stranger: i stepped on a corn flake today, m i now a cereal killer?
Stranger: can i join your crew?
You: Sure you can join but first you must go thru 10 very hard tests then choose your class: Scout, Soldier, Pyro (my class :D ), Demoman, Heavy Weapons Guy, Engineer, Sniper, Medic, Spy
You: Those 10 very hard tests consist on only one test: pay 15 dollars
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i dont have any dolars
You: Well;
Stranger: ill have to change my money
You: you can't join the universe of Te--- I mean join RED
You: Oh crap, I'm getting a transmission from the Administrator.
You: She says one of BLU bad guys stole our intelligence.
You: Gtg, bye!
You have disconnected.
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You: *hug tackles*
Stranger: mastermind bank robber here
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: girlz!
Stranger: somebody touched my penis
Stranger: omg
Stranger: somedbody touched my penis
You: sowwy :3
Stranger: <333
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi =)
You: *hug tackles*
Stranger: horny?
You: ya
Stranger: m or f?
You: whet ever you want
Stranger: o.O
You: not like your gunna see my face ^^
Stranger: still...
You: if i said i was a female
You: you would believe it
You: if i said male
Stranger: both is fine, im bi
You: you would close the chat
You: ah, cool :3
Stranger: i just wanna know for chist sake
You: male xD
Stranger: im female
You: aww
Stranger: age?
You: 16, you?
Stranger: 16 too =)
You: nice :3
Stranger: just got out of the shower
You: but a female cant do me in the ass :(
Stranger: got all horny there :$
You: unless they use a strap on :P
Stranger: oh you're gay?
You: bi, but love female dominancy
Stranger: got a nice penis?
Stranger: im german btw
You: ah, im Canadian
Stranger: me:
Stranger: http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6987/janina36.jpg (http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6987/janina36.jpg)
Stranger: =)
You: haha nice ^.^
Stranger: like?
You: do you like to RP?
You: yeah
You: its cute
Stranger: so you did anal?
You: nah, im very curious tho
You: iv done anal masterbation
Stranger: because i wanna try it
Stranger: would you assfuck me?
You: i could ask you the same thing TBH :\
Stranger: with a strap on? xD
You: mhm ^.^
Stranger: http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2497/janina15.jpg (http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2497/janina15.jpg)
Stranger: but would you do it or not now?
You: ill try anything
Stranger: hope u like the pic
You: its nice :3
Stranger: makin u horny?
You: RP makes me more horney than pics
You: pics dont do much to me
You: unless it is furry art work
You: im not so fascinated with the hairless human body
Stranger: ew
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lool you horny bastard
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE] Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a convicted sex criminal. You are advised for your own safety not to disclose any personal information. Thank you. Enjoy chatting!
Stranger: ignore that
You: alright.
Stranger: so where do u live?
You: its a secret
You: why?
Stranger: i wanna rape u
You: oh rly?
You: then i will tell you!
Stranger: thankyou thankyou =D
You: well, do you like cookies and milk?
Stranger: i love it =)
You: great
Stranger: just as much as i love intercourse
You: haha mjauw
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I BROKE MY TOASTER AND I FEEL LIKE TOAST, MAKE ME SOME TOAST!?!
You: Sure, hang on
Stranger: SWEET!!
You: /me gives a cookie
Stranger: A COOKIE?!
Stranger: I DONT WANT A COOKIE!
You: Meanwhile you get your toast
Stranger: I WANT MY TOAST NOW!!
You: OKAY SIR WAIT HERE AND LICK TITS
You: OKAY SIR HERE IS YOUR TOAST
You: /me throws toast at him
Stranger: LICK TITS?
Stranger: NO!!
Stranger: HIM?
Stranger: IMMA CHICK!
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS!
You: AND IMMA TOAST
Stranger: OMG ILU
You: <3
You: ARE YOU FROM ARGONATHRPG
Stranger: I'M FROM YA MUM!!
Stranger: YEH
Stranger: THATS RIGHT
Stranger: I JUST WENT THERE
You: AND WHAT IS THAT THEN, MUM?
Stranger: WHATS WHAT?
You: WHATS WHAT WHATS WHAT
Stranger: ya mum!
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: NAH
Stranger: SORRY
Stranger: ILOVE UR MUM
Stranger: SHES GOOD IN BED AYE
You: WTF YOU LESBY?
Stranger: NAH
Stranger: MY BROTHER TOLD ME!
You: THAT YOU'RE LESBY?
You: WTF
You: OMG WTF THATS NOT FUNNY
You: MY BROTHER DIED THAT WAY
Stranger: BUT IT IS
You: IT IS NOT
Stranger: WHAT WAY?
You: THAT WAY
You: -------->
Stranger: WHAT WAY
Stranger: IM LOST
fail troll is really a fail
Post Merge: May 09, 2010, 02:29:41 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: my name is doggi, im 13 years old boy
Stranger: hi
You: wanna play love with me?
Stranger: hi doggi am sara 19
You: where are you from sar
You: sara*
Stranger: where r u from?
You: dutchland
Stranger: am from australia
You: do you have a picture to show?
Stranger: doggi!
Stranger: yeah i have pics but..
Stranger: don't u think u r too young for this
Stranger: it's ok for me but..
You: i'm 16 infact. I thought i could prank at you, but im really curious now
Stranger: so u r 16
Stranger: is doggi ur real name?
You: no ofcourse
You: My real name is Quint
Stranger: so Quint u want erotic chat right?
You: I could try
Stranger: and quint do u have any girl friend?
You: No. Not at the moment.
Stranger: wel i should tel u..
Stranger: am 16 too.
You: heh
Stranger: i have a crush on a guy in our school...
Stranger: it's just that..
Stranger: am super hot but.
Stranger: am not confident to talk 2 him
Stranger: so i thought that i could have a sex chat and so can see if am gud
You: well, go on then
Stranger: actually am not familiar with this
Stranger: so can u help me
You: Imagine this: You and me are sitting in a room, alone. The room is dark, but lightened up. The environment is romantic.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can u tel me how u look like
Stranger: so that i can picture u
You: I am a handsome, dark short-haired boy, with gray eyes
You: So what about you?
Stranger: wel i'l tel u but don make fun of me ok?
You: uh, why should i ?
Stranger: am a look alike of emma watson, this is true not exagaration
You: Good.
Stranger: hardly does ny one in net belives
Stranger: it is just irritatin
Stranger: and i disconnect them
Stranger: and they start to ask stupid questionsmakin fun of me
You: that's horrible.
Stranger: so i never had a chance 2 chat with any one who really trusts me
You: lets continue, shall we?
Stranger: so do u trust me!
You: I do.
You: Everything is possible in this world.
Stranger: thanks quint atlasti found one who trusts me
Stranger: so u can get good pctureof me right?
You: yeah, like http://gossipteen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/emma-watson1g.jpg (http://gossipteen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/emma-watson1g.jpg)
Stranger: yeah exactly
You: So.
You: You are sitting on a bed, glaring at me, while i sit next to you and erotically touch your legs.
Stranger: hmmm am feelin a bit shy, this is my first time but i must say i like 2 do this
You: And i start to kiss you in the cheek, then passionally kiss you in your lips.
You: While kissing i slowly go down and down, through your neck towards your breast.
Stranger: and quint.........wat r u wearin now
You: I'm wearing a t-shirt and trousers
You: what breast size do you have?
Stranger: !
Stranger: wel 29
You: I slowly start to take open your breast and lick around your tits. You feel wonderful and excited
Stranger: yeah thats thats it feels gud to imagine
Stranger: quint wat do guys like in girls
You: I like them being smart and pretty.
You: I dont like book worms and pretty dumbasses
You: So....I take clothes off you, while you do the same to me.
Stranger: am enjoyin this!
You: I kiss you passionally in the lips
You: And then i put my "thing" into you.
You: How do you feel?
Stranger: oh tel me wat should i do now 2 feel 'it'!
You: You should only relax
You: I start going up and down, up and down......
You: ....AND THEN A GIANT GORILLA SMASHES US WITH A RAKZOR LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This happens when I am bored.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: did i talk to u?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: who r u?
You: human
You: from Pluto
Stranger: right
Stranger: then you talked to me
Stranger: I am and alien from venus
You: Ah
You: Now I remember you!"
You: I just came from Mercury
Stranger: very good. how was it in mercury?
You: Went to relax there
You: Cool
You: and warm
Stranger: did u have a good time?
You: I recommend this.
You: Yes
Stranger: nice beaches?
You: I went with my son.
You: Nice beaches
You: And some nice bi**hes too
Stranger: ok
Stranger: did your sun like it?
Stranger: son
You: Indeed
You: He wanted to have sex with one bi**h
Stranger: right
You: He tried
Stranger: sorry man, have to go now
You: But she refused - no condom, no sex
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Im a alien
Stranger: hi how re u
Stranger: im a zombie
You: nice
Stranger: wooooohhhhhh
You: lets take over the world together
Stranger: yes lets
You: you start
Stranger: ok i'll take control over the middle east first as it's an easy target
You: okay
Stranger: and slowly advance throughout europe and moscow
Stranger: while you cover the entire usa
You: okay that shoudlnt be a problem
You: ill take australia too
Stranger: oh thanks
Stranger: and ill take canada
You: Ah okay
You: btw
Stranger: those damn canadians
You: we aliens have a nuke the size of australia
Stranger: oh really
You: yep
You: our space ship
Stranger: we zombies have a nuke the size of china
You: SHIT
You: peace okay?
You: no fightign bitween
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we'll have peave
You: yeah
Stranger: no worries
You: okay because im a bit scared for zombies
Stranger: oh dont be were great once you get to know us past our flesh eating
You: is it tasty?
Stranger: yes very
You: hmm
You: intresting
Stranger: we especially love eating small animals like cats and rabbits
You: what are that?
You: im an alien eh..
Stranger: a four legged creature with a tale
Stranger: very fury
You: Ahh
You: sounds amazing
Stranger: yeah
You: Anyways, how big is your empire?
Stranger: it adds alot of flavor it's as big as florida so it's pretty big
You: ahaaa
You: okay
You: sounds intresting
You: anyways my spaceship is about to depart to earth
Stranger: oh ok it was nice talking to you alien
You: yep same to you zombie
You: ill speak to you!
You: I'll send you an SMS when we'll take over the world
Stranger: yes email me at [email protected] and we shall speak again
Stranger: and discuss our plans
You: good idea, i will contat you
You: cya later zombie !
Stranger: bye bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: Shemale
Stranger: oke nice like boys ore girls
You: I prefer Dogs, but sometimes camels too
Stranger: oh dear
You: and im 76
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This is plain rude..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: sap
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This one was pretty funny
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sap
Stranger: wat sap?
You: Like.. wassap!
You: What's up?
Stranger: nthing my dick
You: Your dick?
You: Wassap with it?
Stranger: its straight up
You: That's good.
Stranger: wanna fuck it?
You: Nah, i'm not gay.
You: Like, sticking your cock up an asscrack..
You: Grose shit dude
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lmfao
Stranger: I'm looking for pussy
Me: Me to :D, Your mom there?
:rofl:
OMG
NEXT ONE WAS A GUY WITH A SMALL PENIS :lol:
Ok, next couple are the same as the guy with a small wang, after that a nude girl :S, I do not recommend this site at all.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: im gay
Stranger: I am trying to decide what site to use, so I am taking a vote, do you like yakkah.com or omegle?
You: i like your mom even better
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You could chat w/o camera in ChatRoulette, now you can't :D
I now put a paper on the cam that has a XD on it so people asks "Are you an emoticon??" and I say "Yeah everytime you write XD I get angreh" and they say "GTFO :(", "Your conversational partner has disconnected."
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FROST BOLT!
Stranger: State your question
You: Ok uuh...
You: Is GiacJr gay?
Stranger: Indeed
You: Thank you, bye.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey have you seen harry?
You: LOl
You: WE MET BEFORE
You: LEGOLAS AND GANDALF R CHEATING
Stranger: WE DID?!
You: LOLOL
Stranger: on Gimli?
You: yeah
You: indeed
Stranger: bastards
You: true dat
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
you:hi
stranger:hello
stranger:do you like pokemons
you:nope
stranger:i think pokemons are sexy
you: ummm ok
stranger:how old are you ?
you:why do you need to know ?
stranger:im a pornstar
you:umm dude you just said you like pokemons and think they are sexy-_-
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You: HEY
Stranger: hi
You: wassap?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: ur self?
You: yes
You: now I'm not asleep, am I?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey pick a number between 1-10 if u get it right i stay :)
You: sodjiogoooooooooosoaaaggghhhjjhhhgggghh ggh
Stranger: RACEIST BASTERD!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: im gay
Stranger: I am trying to decide what site to use, so I am taking a vote, do you like yakkah.com or omegle?
You: i like your mom even better
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Stranger: Where do you live?
Me: Iceland
Stranger: Do you like boobs?
Me: Yes, is your sister there?
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