Talk to strangers

[Pandalink]

The internet is an odd place.

[4512jth]

This guy asked if i was male or female, I said male, then he asked my orientation.... (he was male too)

Stranger:  good for you
Stranger: well this slut needs some cock
Stranger: so bai

No offence to anyone, but I am NOT gay.... lol

[xphatknightx]

stranger: marry me!
stranger:NOW!!!
you: umm.. ok
stranger:WHAT YOUR CHEATING ON ME?!
stranger:THIS RELATION SHIP IS OVER!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
you: hi
stranger: hello
you: how are you today
stranger: good, thank you for asking
stranger: are you a guy or girl?
you: does it matter?
stranger: yes....
you: im a dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: did you vote for obama ?
You: yup
Stranger: OMG YOU WIN

[Oliver]

You: loldongs
You: I like dickgirls.
Stranger: I am a hermaphrodite.
You have disconnected from the chat

[rJCaiG]

Stranger: Hi there
You: hi
Stranger: What's up on your end?
You: does pedo bear turn you on?
Stranger: More than you shall ever be capable of understanding
You: me too high five
Stranger: *hi5*
You: let's gang up on pedobear
You: and rape his intestines
Stranger: But I have a vagina
Stranger: and thus cannot rape
Stranger:
You: then we'll skip the pedobear part and go straight to the end
You: if you..catch my dift
You: drift*
Stranger: I'm barren, thanks to my mother's condition
You: I had sex with your mother
You:
Stranger: Hi daddy
You: Had to break it to you, son
You: How's school?
Stranger: Oh it's going well
Stranger: You know Mrs. Applebottom, that old English teacher?
You: Yeah
Stranger: She totally gave Christie and I a detention the other day
Stranger: I hate her
You: She taught me when I was a boy
You: Omg, what a biatch!
You: She was always like that.
Stranger: I know, right?
You: Did you give her a piece of your mind?
Stranger: Anyway, dad, I'm going to go get drunk and have unprotected sex thanks to mom's plauged ovaries
Stranger: okay I love you buh-bye!
You: Alright son. Hit me up on myspace some time <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


wat.

[smey]

Rp on Omegle 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I would like a BigMac and a large Diet Coke please
Stranger: okay, move to the nest window please, ma'am
You: Thank you
You: *moves to the window*
Stranger: hey babes... you're hot...
Stranger: want my Big Mac??
You: *winks*
You: Depends how big it is
You: *blushes*
Stranger: haha its upsize
Stranger: ;]
You: Euhm, can I speak to your manager?
You: Undercover FBI
Stranger: haha
You: *shows badge*
Stranger: *pulls out pistol*
Stranger: *fires*
You: *runs*
Stranger: BANG
Stranger: COME BACK YOU FBI SCUM

[Drix]

Stranger: Hi there
You: hi
Stranger: What's up on your end?
You: does pedo bear turn you on?
Stranger: More than you shall ever be capable of understanding
You: me too high five
Stranger: *hi5*
You: let's gang up on pedobear
You: and rape his intestines
Stranger: But I have a vagina
Stranger: and thus cannot rape
Stranger:
You: then we'll skip the pedobear part and go straight to the end
You: if you..catch my dift
You: drift*
Stranger: I'm barren, thanks to my mother's condition
You: I had sex with your mother
You:
Stranger: Hi daddy
You: Had to break it to you, son
You: How's school?
Stranger: Oh it's going well
Stranger: You know Mrs. Applebottom, that old English teacher?
You: Yeah
Stranger: She totally gave Christie and I a detention the other day
Stranger: I hate her
You: She taught me when I was a boy
You: Omg, what a biatch!
You: She was always like that.
Stranger: I know, right?
You: Did you give her a piece of your mind?
Stranger: Anyway, dad, I'm going to go get drunk and have unprotected sex thanks to mom's plauged ovaries
Stranger: okay I love you buh-bye!
You: Alright son. Hit me up on myspace some time <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


wat.

lol!!

LOOK At this giac

he couldent pronanuce your name :P

You: you know giac? hes a good guy
Stranger: I don't know for sure
Stranger: I didn't go it
You: listen
Stranger: giac?
You: yee
You: giac
You: hes your dad right?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: D:I don't know my dad
You: giac, is your DAD !!
You: congradz!!
Stranger: i don't get it
You: is giacjr your dad?
Stranger: maybe because it's in text
Stranger: how do you pronounce that?
You: do, you love him?
Stranger: GEE AK
You: wat?
Stranger: like COCK?
You: ye
Stranger: giac
You: like his ock?
You: haha
You: can you pronounce giac?
Stranger: I don't know
You: try
Stranger: like
Stranger: guh
You: hhaha
Stranger: guh gee ack
Stranger: or like jesus
Stranger: jee ack
You: hes my friend
Stranger: what the f**k kind of backwards as* retarded name is GIAC?

[Malcolm]

You: Hi
Stranger: yo
You: My mom tells me not to talk to strangers
Stranger: im not a stranger anymore, plus i have sweets in the back of my car. want some?
You: Yea!

And then I disconnect.

[Davey_Rose]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
You: do u liek cookiez
Stranger: i love to eat penneas
You: i liek pancakes
You: jummy
You: u like cheese?
Stranger: i , love to eat pennis u svinehunte arshlogh shiva
You: a pen - nis?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: rlkhb;kejbg
Stranger: do u like heroin
Stranger: i love it
You: hmm never had it
Stranger: i woud eat ur peanis if u et me
You: I hate penis
You: i luv pussy
Stranger: i ca do sex to u
You: naa
You: i want a girl D:
Stranger: im a hot chik i love to do sex and take drugs
Stranger: im a girl
You: lol u suck at being an internet girl :p
Stranger: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
You: Nah
Stranger: i will also give u drugs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: HI!
Stranger: hello
You: u like cheese?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[rJCaiG]

lol!!

LOOK At this giac

he couldent pronanuce your name :P

>_> lol

[Altair_Carter]

You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: Who are you?
Stranger: Suiseiseki.
You: um, what
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Japan.
Stranger:
You: oh
You: that explains it
You: My name is Nugget, i am from Siberia
Stranger: My name is very very rare.
Stranger:
You: What do you like to do?
Stranger: Gardening, baking, playing dress up
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: Male
You: Well, i like wanking on internet pornography. Did you ever do that?
Stranger: I do believe that I have nothing to wank on?


After her last message i disconnected for lulz.
Btw, to be honest, her name, if she tells true, sounds beautiful.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: from?
You: Makedonia
You: Male/Female/Shemale?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u have facebook?
You: no
You: where are you from? Whats your name?
Stranger: taiwan mt name is jane
Stranger: u? what ur name?
You: My name is James Alterlis
You: Wanna do webcam sex?
Stranger: haha my chinese name is Chen yean chen
Stranger: hoho you like sex?
You: i'm nimphomaniac
You: I'm not a rapist or anything, no no
You: Just i'm addicted to sex very much.
You: Cant hold longer than 40 minutes without erection blast.
Stranger: cool wowo haha
Disconnect
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl
Stranger: bored?
You: Male/Female?
Stranger: are u asian?
You: Thai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Who are you, stranger.
Stranger: heyyyy
Stranger: im michael
You: My mother told me not to talk to strangers
You: Unless they kidnapp me in the car, rape and then put chocolate in my ass deep.
Stranger: well i can do the second 1
You: no
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
Stranger: hi
You: Strange you didn't disconnect yet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi!
You: hello
You: i like rape
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i like bding raped
Stranger: being
You: cool
You: You're the first one who didn't disconnect after that sentance.
You: The 5 guys before you did it momentally.
You: Hello, who are you and where are you from?
Stranger: asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm looking for Koreans. she living in the USA.
You: um
You: did you ever got fucked by Korean Skinhead?
You: If no, then i advice you dropping that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: September 02, 2009, 06:15:18 amConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: From?
Stranger: Ireland
Stranger: and u
You: Fucking yes, no asians now
Stranger: lol
You: Finland
Stranger: cool
Stranger: is it nice there
You: 27 oC Degrees
You: how's in Ireland?
Stranger: over here the weather is poxy but the scenery is lovely
Stranger: always raining
You: I wish we ever had rains here at this time
Stranger: lol
You: Do you like cookies?
Stranger: kinda
You: which one?
Stranger: you
Post Merge: September 02, 2009, 04:22:24 pmConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: im 69 yars ild ok im a child molestter ok? i wiil give u 60 dolarsif u suk mi pennis
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am 19 years old
You: wer du u live?
Stranger: girl
Stranger: hongkong..do you know it?
You: is dat de cuntri with graat china wall?
You: ok, Enough rubbish talk, i have a serious question to you.
Stranger: nono~
Stranger: ok~
You: Can you explain me why most of people here i get connection with
You: ARE ASIANS?
Stranger: hmm....
Stranger: i am sorry what do you mean?
You: well
You: When i get new conversation
Stranger: ohh~
Stranger: i see
Stranger: i know what you mean!
You: The stranger is either korean, japaneese or chineese
Stranger: you meet a lot of asians,right?
You: yes
Stranger: ohhh,,,i am so sorry about that!
Stranger: i will stop playing this game later!
You: lol
Stranger: maybe i can give you another website!
You: which one?
Stranger: sharedtalk
Stranger: is very good!
Stranger: and you can meet more European
Stranger: and american
Stranger: or british
You: Oh, i see.
Stranger: hmm..
You have disconnected.

This one kinda creeped me.

[Freedom]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: m or f?
Stranger: m
You: cool me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[tiderman]

Stranger: i have a bump on my penis
You: What is 0/0?
You: Wow sorry I had no idea
Stranger: zero divided by zero does not exist
You: Oh yeah?
Stranger: because you cannot divide by zero
Stranger: fool
You: Thats definite?
You: You simply can not divide by zero?
Stranger: it converges to infinity
Stranger: but no you cant
You: So you can but you can't?
Stranger: no you absolutely cannot
You: No, not me, but some guy with a high IQ.. like above 100?
Stranger: there are tricks you can use though
You: Really?
Stranger: i forget about them though
You: oh..
Stranger: involves series and stuff
Stranger: why are you asking this anyways
You: Because.
You: That's why
Stranger: also what does this have to do with the bump on my penis
Stranger: its actually not on my penis, per se, more like my balls... not so noticeable but wtf
You: What? Is it like.. big?
Stranger: like a pimple but not really
You: If it looks like a pimple.. It probably is
You: I wouldn't worry about it
Stranger: how do you know
Stranger: you tried dividing by zero how can i trust you
You: I never actually tried dividing it
You: I came here to ask you
Stranger: just as i came here to tell you i had a fucking bump on my dick
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fml
You: well hey.. I'm sorry.. we stopped serving breakfast
Stranger: who is we
You: a duck
Stranger: wat



This guy didn't disconnect my ass!

[Defcon]

This is messed xD. I'm debating if I should do this  

EDIT: My first chat.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fail.



LOL

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from?
You: a place :|
Stranger: y
You: idk
Stranger: u male / female
You: male
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[(tr)Ollie]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: say hi!
Stranger: i said hi
Stranger: what next?
You: hmm
You: this thing is for pedos
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you one?
You: maybe *evil laugh*
Stranger: maybe i am too *sinister laugh*
You: give me your adress
You: then we'll say
You: see^
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: and your name
You: 78
Stranger:
Stranger: i am 35
You: I pray on young childred
Stranger: and i am a highschool teacher
Stranger: where do you work?
Stranger: are you a priest?
You: Ihm
You: shit
You: didn't think about that
You: I work as a profesional pedo
Stranger: :o
Stranger: you can be a pro?
You: Yea
You: 5+ rapes
Stranger: and i am still molesting school childern?
Stranger: damn
Stranger: where do i sign?
You: here ......
Stranger: here ..H. Johnster..
Stranger: i did it
You: Good
You: Welcome pack will come soon
Stranger: whats in it?
You: 3 condoms, some rope and a gag
Stranger: oh
Stranger: and when i yell surprise is it then considered rape?
You: Plus a handbook titled "Rape for dummies"
You: Yea it's all in the handbook
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: so
Stranger: *pedo high five*
You: Yea!
You: You English though?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: you are?
You: Hmm yea
Stranger: that explains why you speak english
You: lol FBI looking for Pedo's?
Stranger: :o
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: haha
Stranger: that just appeared
Stranger: when you type FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBI
You: FBI
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: rofl
Stranger: hahahahahha
Stranger: this is great
Stranger: imagine all the real FBI operators now...
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: yup
You: xD
Stranger: : hahaha you are not from the FBI, you asshole, you lie!
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Damn
Stranger: and then 20 minutes later, they are at his front door
You: xD
Stranger: god bless omegle
Stranger: oh sorry, and the queen
Stranger:
You: lol
You: 2348 users online
Stranger: 1459 FBI agents
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Thats alot of pedos
You: This is Pedo Heaven
Stranger: 2348 users - 1459 fbi agents= pedos
Stranger: the funny thing is that there are not children here
Stranger: then the pedos talk to themselves
Stranger:
You: lol
Stranger: zoom zoom zoom
You: Wait so you really are a pedo? :O
You: mg
Stranger: nah
You: good
Stranger: wait, are you?
You: rofl
You: YES
You: ROAR
Stranger: AAAAAAA
Stranger: FBI HELP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI HELP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBi
Stranger: FBI HELP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI HELP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBu
Stranger: FBI HELP
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBI
You: nah not 73 realy
Stranger: how old then?
You: 16
You: lol
Stranger: aaaah
Stranger: im 19
You: O.O
Stranger: that makes me a pedo
You: YES
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: then ill go, and tell the FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Tell the FBI
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: FBI help
Stranger: so
You: What is the point in this thing?
Stranger: are you a male of female pedo bait?
You: M4l3
Stranger: so when you see it, you know that you can continue to molest the kid
Stranger: and dont have to be afraid of the fbi
You: omg
You: I am going now
You: Bye bye Stranger
Stranger: bye stranger
You have disconnected.