Yugoslovenka
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Story
It was sunny morning. Man called Mixa got out of his bed, put his pants on, went to bathroom and shaved his beard. He had a nice breakfast: his mom made him serbian pie, with "sukane kore"*. He loved it! He put his boots on and took his car keys.
"Ah, one more beautiful morning in San Fierro."
He put the key into lock and started the engine. Stallion made that lovely sound, went to revert and went up the Stairs street, to his store. Mixa saw Frank Ancelloti how buying some goods for his "backyard farm". Frank gave him some money and went out. Suddenly, cop showed on door:
"Howdy! I'm from San Andreas County Service. We've heard that you here smuggle some stuff. Is that true young man?" said the officer.
"Sir, I hear that for first time. I'm clean like a tear! You can check everything, I say you, I'm clean."
"Oh, and what have you sold to that guy? What did he took in that bag? Some gums? Ha!"
"Well, it's some meds for his mom, I swear. One good friend of mine gave me them, from my homecountry. He got them for lower price then here."
"Yeah, yeah. Let's go to station an explain all to the FBI."
"Dodjavola, provalio me je"** Mixa thought in his mind.
Then he took a shotgun under the pult and started shooting. The cop hided behind the shelf and start yelling to Mixa:
"Put the gun down, I won't hurt you!"
"Ma jes', neces! Umri bre!"*** said Mixa.
"What? You... You speak Serbian?" yelled the cop.
"Yes, you can bet I do! I'm half Serb blood" said Mixa and started shooting.
"Oladi' co'ce, necu ti nista ako si nas!"**** said the cop.
Then they got up and had a little chat. The cop, Donald Salieri, he was half Croatian. His dad moved to U.S.A. when president Tito died. He was afraid for their life 'cause he was sworn communist and he could smell that revolution is in the air. He was right, in some way. Revolution in Yugoslavia happened in early 90's. After their talk, they thought about making some meeting with their friends whom Yugoslovens too. Thay had a meeting at Santiago's bar in Bayside... Everything after that is history.
Translation:
* - sukane kore are homemade "kore". I really can't translate this word.
** - "Damn, he bust me!"
*** - "Ha, right, you won't hurt me! Die!"
**** - "Cool it man, I won't hurt you if you're 'one of us'!"
Ranks
Leader: Mixa Tito Gvardia
Financial director (and one of the leaders): Donald menađer Salieri
Co-leaders:
Arch umjetnik Gvardia Aywar ged
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