Yugoslovenka - RP tagless group [under construction]

[Pritilender]

Yugoslovenka

Story

    It was sunny morning. Man called Mixa got out of his bed, put his pants on, went to bathroom and shaved his beard. He had a nice breakfast: his mom made him serbian pie, with "sukane kore"*. He loved it! He put his boots on and took his car keys.
"Ah, one more beautiful morning in San Fierro."
He put the key into lock and started the engine. Stallion made that lovely sound, went to revert and went up the Stairs street, to his store. Mixa saw Frank Ancelloti how buying some goods for his "backyard farm". Frank gave him some money and went out. Suddenly, cop showed on door:
"Howdy! I'm from San Andreas County Service. We've heard that you here smuggle some stuff. Is that true young man?" said the officer.
"Sir, I hear that for first time. I'm clean like a tear! You can check everything, I say you, I'm clean."
"Oh, and what have you sold to that guy? What did he took in that bag? Some gums? Ha!"
"Well, it's some meds for his mom, I swear. One good friend of mine gave me them, from my homecountry. He got them for lower price then here."
"Yeah, yeah. Let's go to station an explain all to the FBI."
"Dodjavola, provalio me je"** Mixa thought in his mind.
Then he took a shotgun under the pult and started shooting. The cop hided behind the shelf and start yelling to Mixa:
"Put the gun down, I won't hurt you!"
"Ma jes', neces! Umri bre!"*** said Mixa.
"What? You... You speak Serbian?" yelled the cop.
"Yes, you can bet I do! I'm half Serb blood" said Mixa and started shooting.
"Oladi' co'ce, necu ti nista ako si nas!"**** said the cop.
Then they got up and had a little chat. The cop, Donald Salieri, he was half Croatian. His dad moved to U.S.A. when president Tito died. He was afraid for their life 'cause he was sworn communist and he could smell that revolution is in the air. He was right, in some way. Revolution in Yugoslavia happened in early 90's. After their talk, they thought about making some meeting with their friends whom Yugoslovens too. Thay had a meeting at Santiago's bar in Bayside... Everything after that is history.

Translation:
* - sukane kore are homemade "kore". I really can't translate this word.
** - "Damn, he bust me!"
*** - "Ha, right, you won't hurt me! Die!"
**** - "Cool it man, I won't hurt you if you're 'one of us'!"


Ranks

Leader: Mixa Tito Gvardia
Financial director (and one of the leaders): Donald menađer Salieri


Co-leaders:
Arch umjetnik Gvardia    Aywar ged

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Your IG name:
When you started playing on Argonath? :
Do you have passport / driver licence? :
Do you know all Argonath rules? :
Do you have a house/car/bizz? (if you do, tell us more informations) :
Have you ever been banned? :
Are you good at RP? :
Which country you live in? :
Do you know Yugoslavian language? :

[Eugene]

is this the communist group you wanted to create a while ago?

[juni_09]

If you need any topic help... PM me...

[Eugene]

If you need any topic help... PM me...

if you still need your teeth, remove that avatar...  :devroll:

[Pritilender]

is this the communist group you wanted to create a while ago?

no, it's not. It's groupe to conect Ex-Yugoslavian republic players.

[Tanner]

if you still need your teeth, remove that avatar...  :devroll:

Lmfao i just saw you guys had the same avatar before reading this post :P

[don_salieri]

If you need any topic help... PM me...

hey...we would really appreciate if you have any Ideas for layouts for Yugoslovenka

[supermanmk]

good luck with this Yugoslavia

[Pritilender]

NOTICE: Applications will be opened when we make their forms. Everyone interseted in joining may come on our meetings at Santiago's bar in Bayside tomorrow betwean 19:00 and 20:00 CET

[don_salieri]

In this Group there is :  NO Unitarism
                                NO  Nazism
                                NO Fascism
                                 NO Communism

[Arch]

Part of topic updated, you can now join us.

[Petar]

When you started playing on Argonath? : ermmm been playing 1.6 Years
Do you got passport / driver licence? : Yes
Do you know all Argonath rules? : Yes
Do you got house/car/bizz? (if you do, tell us more informations) : no house Atm/ Sparrow/ cookie lab and I haz Cash
Have you ever been banned? : Yes
Are you good at RP? : Yes
Which country you live in? : Macedonia
Do you know Yugoslavian language? : Neznam , mozda. Ne sam siguran

I see ... Ex-Yu guys usualy are not  very good at English . It's Do you HAVE got( got not needed ) . Do you have a House/ Do you Have(got) a PAssport.

[Void]

You gotta be kidding me  :trust:

Mixa "Tito"

I guess ..... good luck 

[(tr)Ollie]

Why no communism?