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Title: 1000 ways to die
Post by: rJCaiG on December 31, 2009, 03:21:17 pm

Post one way to die.

1. Shotgun blast to the face

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Post by: Unmountable on December 31, 2009, 03:22:09 pm

2. Have sex till you die

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Post by: Oliver on December 31, 2009, 03:22:48 pm

3. See Twenty naked.

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Post by: Unmountable on December 31, 2009, 03:23:57 pm

Quote from: Oliver on December 31, 2009, 03:22:48 pm

3. See Twenty naked.

-_-

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Post by: Packs on December 31, 2009, 03:25:13 pm

4. Let a horse come inside you.. :)

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Post by: Swifter on December 31, 2009, 03:25:53 pm

Quote from: Packs on December 31, 2009, 03:25:13 pm

4. Let a horse come inside you.. :)

5. wank till you get exhausted

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Post by: DHR.Mike on December 31, 2009, 03:36:14 pm

6. Argonath quits to exist  :rofl:

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Post by: SavioR88 on December 31, 2009, 03:38:48 pm

Quote from: DHRmike on December 31, 2009, 03:36:14 pm

6. Argonath quits to exist  :rofl:

Agree  :D:DD:D:D : :rofl:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: rJCaiG on December 31, 2009, 03:39:33 pm

7. Nuclear winter

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Post by: SavioR88 on December 31, 2009, 03:41:15 pm

8. To burn you :D

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Post by: Unmountable on December 31, 2009, 03:43:29 pm

9. Kiss GiacJr

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Post by: Uninhibited on December 31, 2009, 03:44:38 pm

10. Watch Drix's face  :D

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Post by: rJCaiG on December 31, 2009, 03:44:50 pm

11. See a picture of Twenty

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Post by: Oliver on December 31, 2009, 03:48:00 pm

12. Hear Giac's aussie accent.

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Post by: rJCaiG on December 31, 2009, 03:48:51 pm

13. Have some /b/tard blow your UC cover IG, costing you 15k

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Post by: Oliver on December 31, 2009, 03:52:00 pm

14. Get pissed off by some guy who's undercover and then blow his cover as revenge.

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Post by: Drix on December 31, 2009, 04:16:41 pm

Quote from: Uninhibited on December 31, 2009, 03:44:38 pm

10. Watch Drix's face  :D

15 -Try to spell unins name

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Post by: Unmountable on December 31, 2009, 04:28:04 pm

16. Be in a conversation on MSN with Giac and Oliver

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Post by: rJCaiG on December 31, 2009, 04:29:01 pm

17. Post logs of Twenty saying she loves you

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Post by: CopSforza on December 31, 2009, 04:30:36 pm

18. Laughing about comments

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Post by: Proxan on December 31, 2009, 04:33:31 pm

19. Watching the movie "The Ring" in 3D.

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Post by: Tanner on December 31, 2009, 04:50:36 pm

20. Getting a horse dick in your ass.

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on December 31, 2009, 06:13:29 pm

21.Get killed by somone with a spoon.

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Post by: Exotic. on December 31, 2009, 07:39:17 pm

22. Show middle minger to GiacJr

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Post by: Aksel on December 31, 2009, 07:41:31 pm

23. Acid

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Post by: Romeo on December 31, 2009, 07:41:38 pm

22. Eat a poisonous lizard.

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Post by: Exotic. on December 31, 2009, 07:42:28 pm

Quote from: Mango on December 31, 2009, 07:41:38 pm

22. Eat a poisonous lizard.

23. Eat poisnous Mango

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Post by: Romeo on December 31, 2009, 07:44:08 pm

Quote from: Exotic. on December 31, 2009, 07:42:28 pm

23. Eat poisnous Mango

That would just cause you extreme constapation.

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Post by: Exotic. on December 31, 2009, 07:46:08 pm

Quote from: Mango on December 31, 2009, 07:44:08 pm

That would just cause you extreme constapation.

Lol, /fail !

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Post by: Void on December 31, 2009, 07:47:43 pm

24.Euthanasia

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Post by: Malcolm on December 31, 2009, 07:49:43 pm

25. Get run over by a train.

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Post by: Exotic. on December 31, 2009, 07:52:54 pm

25. /kill

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Post by: Jerry on December 31, 2009, 10:57:54 pm

Die in the living room.

Won't that be ironic.

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Post by: Amon Ra on December 31, 2009, 11:15:58 pm

26. Smell my breath in the morning.

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Post by: Jingle on December 31, 2009, 11:27:39 pm

27. Jump in a lava river

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 01, 2010, 01:31:43 am

29.See what i just saw.

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Post by: robibota on January 01, 2010, 01:34:49 am

30. See me and have sex with me (you would love me and want more till you die...i'll don't because i'm Chuck Norris "PWNeD" :D )

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Post by: robibota on January 01, 2010, 01:39:47 am

LOL Abovez! 32. doing nothing till you explode

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Post by: Lamar Diasso on January 01, 2010, 01:40:31 am

33. Take a act in "Itchy and Scratchy" from The Simpsons.

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Post by: Jenny_Adams on January 01, 2010, 02:45:37 am

34. Play Argonath till die of hunger and thirst

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Post by: Boozman on January 01, 2010, 02:54:47 am

35. Flaming Sauron

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Post by: Exotic. on January 01, 2010, 06:10:55 am

36. Died from ass exploded.

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Post by: Chase on January 01, 2010, 06:15:40 am

37. Try to rob an American gun store, and get riddled with .45 ACP holes.

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Post by: EliteTerm on January 01, 2010, 07:27:08 am

38. Getting bullet-riddled with Thompson 1928s after pissing off a Don of a powerful crime family.

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Post by: Uninhibited on January 01, 2010, 10:22:40 am

39. Get a gun and shoot yourself (the most simple thing :D)
<---------------Credits to my avatar

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Post by: Legitech on January 01, 2010, 10:29:58 am

piss on hitmans face

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Post by: Oliver on January 01, 2010, 12:17:21 pm

41. Be in a private room with Chase Greggor.

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Post by: iCrack on January 01, 2010, 12:30:00 pm

42. Pee on Giacs Banshee

43. Kill Josh_Araatus

44. Get on the Wrong side of my M4

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Post by: Estador on January 01, 2010, 01:18:18 pm

Pull Sauron finger  :cool:

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Post by: iCrack on January 01, 2010, 01:20:55 pm

46. Get Chased down By Dakwar in an infite rage of DM  :hurray:

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Post by: Estador on January 01, 2010, 01:42:17 pm

47. Get banned.

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Post by: Dexter on January 01, 2010, 02:06:00 pm

48. Holding your breath while pressing *x*

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Post by: TheRealStof on January 01, 2010, 02:07:32 pm

49. Mix Cocaine LSD Weed and Alcohol together

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Post by: Estador on January 01, 2010, 02:08:36 pm

50. Mix Cocaine LSD Weed and Alcohol together and drink it :D

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Post by: Eminem. on January 01, 2010, 02:23:10 pm

51.Get sick of your miserable life in front of a monitor and suicide.

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Post by: Malcolm on January 01, 2010, 02:29:28 pm

52. Drown

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Post by: DHR.Mike on January 01, 2010, 02:41:01 pm

53. Tell CBFrasi that his Scripts sucks

you wil die hard then  :lol:

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Post by: CopSforza on January 01, 2010, 03:58:30 pm

54. By Helicopter blades

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Post by: iCrack on January 01, 2010, 04:12:46 pm

55. Say CBF has no brain

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Post by: Estador on January 01, 2010, 04:16:36 pm

56. Say: Argonath suck

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Post by: iCrack on January 01, 2010, 04:26:03 pm

57. Hack argonath and ban evade 50 times

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Post by: CopSforza on January 01, 2010, 06:27:21 pm

58. War

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Post by: MrDei on January 01, 2010, 06:45:33 pm

59. Fuck me!

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Post by: iCrack on January 02, 2010, 12:39:20 am

60. do a Horatio and jump of city hall

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Post by: Raykaza on January 02, 2010, 12:45:08 am

61-try to kiss baby bear...

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Post by: iCrack on January 02, 2010, 09:20:41 am

62. Get pwned by the SACS crime Unit and there Dm buddies

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Post by: Allison on January 02, 2010, 09:30:06 am

63. Get shot twice one year, then shot and killed the next. : (

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Post by: Pablo on January 02, 2010, 09:35:45 am

64. /kill

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Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 02, 2010, 12:59:11 pm

65. mess with chuck norris and doubt his authority

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Post by: Lamar Diasso on January 02, 2010, 01:02:52 pm

66. Professional boxing.

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Post by: Kitsune on January 02, 2010, 01:23:22 pm

67. Seppuku

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Post by: Eagle on January 02, 2010, 01:26:16 pm

68. Talk with my parents.

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 02, 2010, 02:28:19 pm

69.Try to kiss a wale.

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Post by: newton_alex on January 02, 2010, 02:46:14 pm

70) Abuse /g in Christmas scripting

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Post by: CopSforza on January 02, 2010, 04:02:53 pm

Flaming to grandma of sniper

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Post by: Niitro on January 02, 2010, 04:05:56 pm

[72]  Jump off a bridge ...

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Post by: [Rstar]Razor on January 02, 2010, 04:07:36 pm

Watch Teletubies and get bored to dead.

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Post by: CopSforza on January 02, 2010, 04:09:46 pm

loosing electricity

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Post by: Niitro on January 02, 2010, 04:11:48 pm

[75] Stick a knife in your heart ...

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Post by: Amon Ra on January 02, 2010, 04:14:11 pm

eating poo

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Post by: Eagle on January 02, 2010, 04:15:40 pm

77. Let your friend tie you and your girlfriend to a tree and ask him to leave and come back after a year and then kiss your girlfriend till you die.

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Post by: Altair_Carter on January 02, 2010, 04:16:43 pm

Quote from: Tanner on December 31, 2009, 04:50:36 pm

20. Getting a horse dick in your ass.

don't post that shit

 :lol:

78. Start playing World of World of Warcraft forever.

And, guys, don't forget the numbers !!!

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Post by: Legitech on January 02, 2010, 04:43:03 pm

79.to piss on a police officer
80. to get carkilled by Gimili
81. to see twenty
82.to get banned of Argonath RPG

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: robibota on January 02, 2010, 11:33:53 pm

83. to play GTA IV in real life

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Post by: BlueFox on January 03, 2010, 07:40:32 am

Quote from: Twenty on December 31, 2009, 03:22:09 pm

2. Have sex till you die

that sounds more HOT than punishing :\
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84. fall into a deep fryer

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Post by: Boozman on January 03, 2010, 08:07:00 am

85. Attempting to Fuck with Chuck (Norris)

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Post by: EliteTerm on January 03, 2010, 05:09:05 pm

86. Argonath Overdose

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Post by: CopSforza on January 03, 2010, 05:22:46 pm

87. Radiation from PC screen

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Post by: robibota on January 03, 2010, 05:38:28 pm

Quote from: CopSforza on January 03, 2010, 05:22:46 pm

87. Radiation from PC screen

Hey, I'm at my PC From 3 years old (now I have 21) so...this mean i have no life

88. Have a relationship with BlueFox

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Post by: Webster on January 03, 2010, 07:06:05 pm

89.Have webcam sex with Nexxt  :rofl:

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Post by: Eagle on January 03, 2010, 07:52:45 pm

90. See Robibot in real life.

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Post by: BlueFox on January 03, 2010, 08:17:15 pm

Quote from: robibota on January 03, 2010, 05:38:28 pm

88. Have a relationship with BlueFox

...

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 03, 2010, 08:48:12 pm

Quote from: Proxan on December 31, 2009, 04:33:31 pm

19. Watching the movie "The Ring" in 3D.

Im affraid to watch TV Now D:.

91. Jump in my bed while im in it. ^.^

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Post by: Janar on January 03, 2010, 09:18:28 pm

92. Get busted, while looking porn.

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 03, 2010, 09:19:41 pm

93. Watch porn, while being busted

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Post by: Oliver on January 03, 2010, 10:37:13 pm

94. Bust Bluefox while he's looking at porn

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Post by: robibota on January 03, 2010, 10:42:06 pm

95. call Oliver a Stupid FU**ING Nazi

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Post by: Ritz on January 03, 2010, 11:57:26 pm

96. /die [your ID]

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Post by: Flash on January 04, 2010, 12:01:37 am

97. Grenade in hand.

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Post by: BlueFox on January 04, 2010, 01:40:24 am

98 watch what I watch to arouse myself if you are a human

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 04, 2010, 01:47:37 pm

99.Poke Giac with a stick for a hour. :poke:

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Post by: Pritilender on January 04, 2010, 02:04:58 pm

100. Crossing the street while you're drunk.

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Post by: iCrack on January 04, 2010, 02:14:46 pm

101. Run from DPD for growwing weed then go hide up a cliff in Teira rboada then ask for a hunter in mainchat

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 04, 2010, 02:25:14 pm

102.Step on a ball.

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 04, 2010, 02:55:12 pm

103. Let someone step on your balls :D

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Post by: Void on January 04, 2010, 06:43:03 pm

104.Paragliding accident

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 04, 2010, 07:06:20 pm

105.Drive off a bigass cliff.

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Post by: Void on January 04, 2010, 07:08:25 pm

106. Shark Attack

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 04, 2010, 07:09:18 pm

107.Ask a terrorist for a hookers job.

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Post by: newton_alex on January 04, 2010, 07:21:48 pm

108) Dildo yourself to death

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 04, 2010, 07:24:09 pm

109.Piss of the Argonath Army.

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Post by: Wayne on January 04, 2010, 07:31:56 pm

110) Talking on a exploding cellphone

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Post by: Ritz on January 04, 2010, 08:27:40 pm

111. Jump from a bridge and fall in a chopper's propeller.

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 04, 2010, 08:29:45 pm

112.Prank call the number 112.(Try it out guys.It's so funn)

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Post by: Void on January 04, 2010, 09:11:54 pm

113. Piss of /b/tards  :lol:

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Post by: Fuzzy on January 04, 2010, 09:13:33 pm

114. Fall to the rail on your balls while trying to do grind on skateboard.

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Post by: Void on January 04, 2010, 09:15:39 pm

115. Get a HEAD SHOT cod4 +1500 points  :lol:

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Post by: Romeo on January 04, 2010, 09:19:49 pm

116. Get aids.

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 04, 2010, 09:42:00 pm

117. Marry with aids.

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Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 04, 2010, 09:45:22 pm

118. drink acid

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 04, 2010, 09:48:26 pm

Quote from: Trunks on January 04, 2010, 09:45:22 pm

118. drink acid

Chuck norris' has a weakness :D

119. Call a chuck norris movie bad.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: robibota on January 05, 2010, 10:14:44 am

120. Kiss Marouan97

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 05, 2010, 05:45:41 pm

121. Make a joke about Marouan97 :P

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Post by: Challenger on January 05, 2010, 05:53:15 pm

122.eat a banana and die  :banana: :pop:

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Post by: R.Rivens on January 05, 2010, 06:30:51 pm

123. Die in a car accident.
(Not suppose to be funny, but it is also a way).

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 05, 2010, 06:42:44 pm

124. Kill your dad's car in an accident.

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 05, 2010, 07:06:21 pm

125.Look a nuclear blast blast from very,very,very,very close.

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Post by: Void on January 05, 2010, 07:24:41 pm

126. Misspell Chuck Norris

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Post by: [Rstar]Razor on January 05, 2010, 07:28:21 pm

127. Eat a snake alive and choke to death.

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Post by: Void on January 05, 2010, 07:34:44 pm

128.Get wasted and fall from 50m upside down

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 05, 2010, 07:46:12 pm

129. Think your superman

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Post by: Void on January 05, 2010, 07:48:09 pm

130.Heart Failure

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 05, 2010, 07:50:29 pm

131. Replying on a topic saying: You will die if you reply while you just read that people who replied actually DID die.
:)

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Post by: Freedom on January 05, 2010, 07:51:48 pm

132. drown in snow

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Post by: Void on January 05, 2010, 07:55:07 pm

132.Drink cyanochloride

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Post by: Uninhibited on January 05, 2010, 08:06:09 pm

133.Put a chairleg at your eye  :gd:

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Post by: Void on January 05, 2010, 08:32:18 pm

134.mudkipz rapes you till death

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Post by: Ritz on January 05, 2010, 11:23:00 pm

135. /g 100  :lol:

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Post by: Dakota_11 on January 05, 2010, 11:40:02 pm

#136 Choke on a Penis
Location : Argonath
Date : January 16, 2010

Nick of Death : Choke - A - Penis

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 06, 2010, 01:49:11 pm

137. Smell my ass.

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Post by: iCrack on January 06, 2010, 03:57:40 pm

138 . Make a Car mod in San andreas and find out that it dont WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: HiddenSniper on January 06, 2010, 10:33:15 pm

Walk inside Gvardia HQ.

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Post by: Orlando on January 07, 2010, 12:07:07 am

140. Shove a banana up your ass

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Post by: BKP on January 07, 2010, 12:20:07 am

Quote from: HiddenSniper on January 06, 2010, 10:33:15 pm

Walk inside Gvardia HQ.

141. Walk alone as a cop inside Gvardia HQ while all of them are suspects ;)

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Post by: Orlando on January 07, 2010, 12:27:12 am

142. Raping a admin

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Post by: Pancake on January 07, 2010, 01:25:49 am

143. RP with a Gvardia.

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Post by: Flash on January 07, 2010, 01:27:24 am

144. Fuck with Flash and die.

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Post by: TheRock on January 07, 2010, 01:27:33 am

145. Visit GS9 and meet i9.

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Post by: iCrack on January 07, 2010, 02:34:59 pm

146. Get Pulled over by a freecop

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Post by: Void on January 07, 2010, 02:56:29 pm

147.Get suspected while IG

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Post by: TheRock on January 07, 2010, 03:12:15 pm

148. Be found on =AV=Louis_Keyl's way.... Rambo :o

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Post by: Void on January 07, 2010, 05:48:33 pm

149. Ask SWAT for help as a suspect  :roll:

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Post by: Webster on January 07, 2010, 07:13:42 pm

150.Eat a monkeys dick for dinner...  :conf:

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Post by: Void on January 07, 2010, 07:21:52 pm

That is a stupid reason Dexter....

151. marching through enemy lines

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Post by: Dakota_11 on January 08, 2010, 01:41:25 am

152. Get Hit by a Jet

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 08, 2010, 06:13:38 pm

153. Roflolmao for 2 minutes.

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Post by: Squeak on January 08, 2010, 07:02:05 pm

154. Realizing nobody cares.

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Post by: Eminem. on January 08, 2010, 08:14:29 pm

155.Attack S.W.A.T Headquarters and federal buildings..
PS:I had personal experience))

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Post by: Emre on January 08, 2010, 11:42:28 pm

156.
Make trouble with professional fighters

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Post by: Nighteyes on January 09, 2010, 08:32:05 am

156. Mess with Aragorn.

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Post by: EliteTerm on January 09, 2010, 09:48:05 am

157. Getting shot in the balls with the chicken cannon.

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Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 09, 2010, 11:02:55 am

158.Piss off every 1337 admin in Argonath RPG.

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 09, 2010, 12:31:42 pm

159. Do the makarena (or whatever its spelled)
160. Try to pronounce my name (Marouan MWUAHAHA)

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Post by: Nighteyes on January 09, 2010, 02:07:08 pm

161. Drink beer until exploded.

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Post by: BlueFox on January 09, 2010, 06:23:22 pm

162. Play games with me, like the game in my sig.

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Post by: Jenny_Adams on January 09, 2010, 07:06:02 pm

163.
Tell a joke about Chuck Norris.

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Post by: BKP on January 09, 2010, 07:54:50 pm

164. Leave an interior with a parachute.

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Post by: Nighteyes on January 09, 2010, 09:07:23 pm

165. Kiss Chuck Norris may cause Cancer.

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Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 09, 2010, 09:33:44 pm

Quote from: Agolk on January 09, 2010, 09:07:23 pm

165. Kiss Chuck Norris may cause Cancer.

166. Meet Agolk's avatar.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Nighteyes on January 10, 2010, 02:10:15 am

167. Throw "Ma rou an" a big rock.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheRock on January 10, 2010, 03:43:09 am

168. Remain underwater water for 10 minutes without breathing.

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Post by: Gerrie = Banned (Daco) on January 10, 2010, 03:49:10 am

169. Wank hard 24/7 for 2 weeks non stop.

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Post by: BlueFox on January 10, 2010, 08:29:28 am

170. Let me eat your heart.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Eminem. on January 10, 2010, 10:18:56 am

171.Get hit by frozen potatoes.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: WorldLife on January 10, 2010, 10:54:16 am

172. Killed by a helicopter blade

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 10, 2010, 11:50:55 am

173. Im not ''Mar ou an''

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MrFuture on January 10, 2010, 09:25:59 pm

173:Die from fucked up pinch

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: WorldLife on January 10, 2010, 09:32:46 pm

174. Get Blood Sucked Out By The 2 Foxes In Bluefox's Sig

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: BlueFox on January 10, 2010, 09:36:15 pm

Quote from: WorldLife on January 10, 2010, 09:32:46 pm

174. Get Blood Sucked Out By The 2 Foxes In Bluefox's Sig

they arent vamps... they are just diffurent...

175. A human attempt at my Avatar

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Nighteyes on January 11, 2010, 09:55:40 am

175. Mess with Ma rou an.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Whiteman on January 11, 2010, 10:05:33 am

176. Get sliced with knife and then thrown down from Mountain chilliad when someone is burning your face, if you landed a huntley will drive over you and hobo will eat you alive.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Freedom on January 11, 2010, 01:48:15 pm

177. Get farted to your face

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Webster on January 11, 2010, 01:58:44 pm

178.Meet Captain Jack Sparrow

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 11, 2010, 09:16:39 pm

179. Alienware computer haz alien softwarez and doez haz kill function.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Packs on January 11, 2010, 10:38:00 pm

180. Throw a Rock on a Bear

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Void on January 11, 2010, 10:41:34 pm

181.Get a lightning struck

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: WorldLife on January 12, 2010, 12:07:45 am

182. Try to mess with an angry lion

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Nighteyes on January 12, 2010, 02:29:08 pm

182. Pronounce Ma rou an in 0.1 second.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Eminem. on January 12, 2010, 03:52:00 pm

183.Mess with the Corleones.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 12, 2010, 04:41:33 pm

184. Golk a geek into an anim.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: dtlove on January 12, 2010, 09:17:09 pm

185. Get run over by an Elephant in a Tank.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 12, 2010, 09:34:33 pm

186. Go smoke while you get abducted by weed that gives you an overdose of air and then drink out of a chocolate fountain called super and then go to the bathroom and flush.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Nighteyes on January 13, 2010, 03:33:19 am

187. Kiss and then Flaming Ma rou an.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pablo on January 13, 2010, 11:17:05 am

188. meet these retards from golk's avatar

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Webster on January 13, 2010, 11:49:50 am

189.See a 300 years old granny next to you in your bed

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Nighteyes on January 13, 2010, 01:08:10 pm

190. Count 1 till 1337 in 1 seconds.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 13, 2010, 03:50:46 pm

191. Get old (Soo saad D:)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Spikmun on January 13, 2010, 06:39:55 pm

192: Get run over by a bus on your way home from buying a knife to kill yourself

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Alarba on January 13, 2010, 06:42:32 pm

193: Jump off a big bridge while hearing "I will survive"

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Spikmun on January 13, 2010, 06:47:08 pm

194

LOL Read this one somewhere -
1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 meters short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!

The result: at 10 meters from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 meters from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

A truly great way to die.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Gerrie = Banned (Daco) on January 13, 2010, 06:54:16 pm

195: Marry ElMartu. :roll:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 13, 2010, 07:00:39 pm

196. Meet Mr. Gun and his kids, the Bullets.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Void on January 13, 2010, 08:18:38 pm

197. Parkour

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Altair_Carter on January 13, 2010, 08:28:15 pm

Quote from: Boozman on January 03, 2010, 08:07:00 am

85. Attempting to f**k with Chuck (Norris)

I read first:

Attempting to fuck with Chase (Norris)

198: Shout "Ansip loh" 10 times in the Estonian Government

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Janar on January 13, 2010, 08:31:49 pm

Quote from: Altair_Carter on January 13, 2010, 08:28:15 pm

198: Shout "Ansip loh" 10 times in the Estonian Government

Lol

199: Take a sleep on railroad.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 13, 2010, 08:56:07 pm

200. C-c-c-combo BREAKER!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Void on January 15, 2010, 11:33:29 pm

201. Failing a Kong Vault of an 4 store building

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Salmonella on January 16, 2010, 01:35:12 am

202. Buy yourself too much guitars, get arrested for scamming the government by not paying rents, end up in jail and get killed by a Neo nazi who previously kidnapped 2 kids.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on January 16, 2010, 01:37:58 am

2003: Typing "kill" at console, then getting assraped by abusive admins.
WIN!!!!!111111

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Estador on January 18, 2010, 03:13:20 pm

204: Make a headlock and shit on face.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Nighteyes on January 18, 2010, 03:46:32 pm

Duh, why you guys keep thinking devils way?

205. /sethp (id) 0

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: BlankTheGod on January 18, 2010, 05:15:41 pm

206 /kill

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Nighteyes on January 18, 2010, 07:02:35 pm

Quote from: BlankTheGod on January 18, 2010, 05:15:41 pm

206 /kill

People already did it.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pandalink on January 18, 2010, 07:07:28 pm

207: Death by loneliness.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ritz on January 18, 2010, 07:11:31 pm

208: Flame an hacker, he'll probably take a Minigun out of nowhere and kill you

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Leo on January 18, 2010, 11:50:04 pm

209: Call a new player a black...

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Louis_Keyl on January 19, 2010, 10:48:10 am

210: Run to the Mystical eye in the sky and show him your middle finger  :D

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Nighteyes on January 19, 2010, 04:26:12 pm

211. Guess what? Messing with LV Mafia.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Eminem. on January 19, 2010, 05:41:30 pm

Quote from: Agolk on January 19, 2010, 04:26:12 pm

211. Guess what? Messing with LV Mafia.

Laughed on this one  :lol:

212.Get shot by a whale.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Leo on January 19, 2010, 05:50:54 pm

213: Messing with a Gvardia.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Louis_Keyl on January 19, 2010, 11:44:42 pm

214: Watch the movie "The Ring" Then do not pick up the phone :O

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: SkyHawk on January 20, 2010, 05:15:36 am

215: Steal CBFasi's Hunter and get caught.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Andros on January 20, 2010, 01:52:44 pm

216: Lagram freecops car...

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 20, 2010, 04:23:11 pm

217. Put your dick in a blender...

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Louis_Keyl on January 21, 2010, 04:21:17 am

218. Press at the Button "Insert Quote" until you die.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: SkyHawk on January 21, 2010, 04:39:08 am

219. Get your nuts stepped on by a bull

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Louis_Keyl on January 21, 2010, 10:25:59 am

220. Walking into these smileys   :m4: :sig:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Zorenic on January 21, 2010, 12:03:26 pm

221. Stand upside down for 60 minutes.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MusTaF on January 21, 2010, 03:49:05 pm

222. get smashed by a falling tree...

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Eagle on January 21, 2010, 04:49:56 pm

223. Ruin my life.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 21, 2010, 06:12:40 pm

224. Lol at Niko's accent

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Eminem. on January 21, 2010, 06:14:44 pm

225.Hear 24/7 Nexxt on radio.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: supermanmk on January 21, 2010, 06:33:16 pm

226. Natural death

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Zesse on January 21, 2010, 07:51:03 pm

Get raped by a monkey.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Void on January 21, 2010, 08:18:45 pm

227.Recruit at the nearest American army recruit center ( "Help uncle Sam" )

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MusTaF on January 21, 2010, 08:38:47 pm

228. Fall from a plane without a parachute.. nasty..

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Estador on January 21, 2010, 09:26:03 pm

say to nico_diablos. YOU are stupid and you are dumbass!! (in IRL) you are dead in 2 sec

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: BlankTheGod on January 22, 2010, 12:42:26 am

Quote from: Estador on January 21, 2010, 09:26:03 pm

say to nico_diablos. YOU are stupid and you are dumbass!! (in IRL) you are dead in 2 sec

Thats number 229

230. Getting Rick ROlled.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Rick. on January 22, 2010, 12:59:13 am

Quote from: Oliver on December 31, 2009, 03:48:00 pm

12. Hear Giac's aussie accent.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: SkyHawk on January 22, 2010, 07:57:46 am

Quote from: Void on January 21, 2010, 08:18:45 pm

227.Recruit at the nearest American army recruit center ( "Help uncle Sam" )

I take that offensive to be quite honest. Considering I do plan to go to a recruiter when old enough, basically your saying its guaranteed death if I enlist in the military. I know plenty of people in the military, take Jenn for example. Shes doing just fine.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Daco on January 22, 2010, 08:22:52 pm

231. Type /kill. :D

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Amon Ra on January 22, 2010, 08:25:34 pm

231. Tell paris hilton shes talented

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Louis_Keyl on January 23, 2010, 07:01:37 am

232. Mess with the illuminattis

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Merсutio on January 24, 2010, 03:16:30 pm

233. Mess with a montana on VC:MP

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Clone on February 02, 2010, 09:29:47 pm

234. cry yourself to death

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Void on February 02, 2010, 09:36:50 pm

235.Overdose

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Zesse on February 02, 2010, 10:06:59 pm

236. Jump in the sewers on the smelly shit and die from the smell, get drowned or be eated by rats.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pablo on February 02, 2010, 10:08:27 pm

237. put his head to nightlamp and stick it there for 6hours

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Legend on February 03, 2010, 10:06:18 pm

238. Burn your self with a lighter.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Seskom on February 03, 2010, 11:29:36 pm

239. Join a group of nerds who are fat weigh over 500kg and eat their nose monsters.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Legend on February 03, 2010, 11:39:25 pm

Fuck with a nigga who is armed.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Thrush on February 03, 2010, 11:48:52 pm

Eat "gas" ?

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Legend on February 04, 2010, 12:21:20 am

Eat shit?

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Cream on February 04, 2010, 06:59:52 am

242. stop playing Argonath

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pablo on February 04, 2010, 07:14:02 am

243. "you can kill me Ig, hate me on forums.... buy you can do nothing to me irl ;] give me 30 seconds.... and i'll give you a fight of your life...." in short way: Just meet VANCEPLAYER.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: YS_JAPAN on February 04, 2010, 03:21:19 pm

244. Vaporized by A-10 Plane's Gun

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Cream on February 04, 2010, 06:44:21 pm

245. thinking the poster before me is normal

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Driggz on February 04, 2010, 07:03:38 pm

246. Having molten lava slowly poured on you while you are getting your feet sawed off with a rusty saw and you eyes bieng cut out with a cookie cutter

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Legend on February 04, 2010, 07:41:34 pm

247. Flame me.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on February 06, 2010, 10:44:44 pm

248. Get an anonymous call from Rusty and MrNeo D:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Uninhibited on February 07, 2010, 01:04:36 am

249. kidnaps and tortures you [WS]Brokman,let him tortures you,he will burn your eye with a stick !

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ziad on February 07, 2010, 01:33:22 am

 :poke: until death  :bye:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Fred on February 07, 2010, 01:39:06 am

shot gun at ppl  :m4: :m4: :m4: :sig: :sig: :sig:  :mad:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Void on February 07, 2010, 11:51:33 am

Quote from: SkyHawk on January 22, 2010, 07:57:46 am

I take that offensive to be quite honest. Considering I do plan to go to a recruiter when old enough, basically your saying its guaranteed death if I enlist in the military. I know plenty of people in the military, take Jenn for example. Shes doing just fine.

You take that offensive?Find a citation where is said there is something wrong with people in the army.
If you know enough records of your country you would pack your bags and leave international,believe me.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Matthew_Green on February 09, 2010, 12:23:40 am

250. Pwned by my bus or train

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Maxy on February 09, 2010, 12:33:54 am

251. Fight Araatus.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: David_Omid on February 09, 2010, 01:30:26 am

252. do so much script work that you forget to eat, drink or sleep and eventually die

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Squeak on February 09, 2010, 04:17:52 am

Quote from: Maxy on February 09, 2010, 12:33:54 am

251. Fight Araatus.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: rJCaiG on February 09, 2010, 04:44:59 am

253. be in science learning about physics....boring!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pandalink on February 09, 2010, 05:16:15 pm

254.  Fight Maxy.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Todor on February 09, 2010, 11:18:36 pm

Quote from: Pandalink on February 09, 2010, 05:16:15 pm

254.  Fight Maxy.

255. Slit your wrists.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Louis_Keyl on February 10, 2010, 06:48:29 am

256. /q /q /q /q /q /q /q

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Uninhibited on February 10, 2010, 04:55:29 pm

257. /kill

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: EliteTerm on February 10, 2010, 11:26:29 pm

#258 Trying to prank the bomb squad with a inflated bag

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Wayne on February 10, 2010, 11:28:15 pm

#259 Being be shot down by Tommy with scarface style while looking to his shadows.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Rory on February 10, 2010, 11:40:14 pm

#260

Going to your house to post about ways to die on your addiction website regarding a video game but on your way to your house to use the computer a pigeon flew over your head, running into a stoplight 3 blocks away that collapsed on top of a vehicle, where that vehicle exploded as the driver leaped out, but he leaped onto a Police Officer who's gun discharged into the fire hydrant, making the fire hydrant explode, launching high powered water into a chemical truck that tipped over from the pressure from the water, causing it to break open and leak out liquid nitrous that froze everything it touched, causing a nearby chemical plant to react to the liquid nitrous, that made it explode and smoke a bird that happened to be sitting on a pole, of which that bird was sent into the air, and landed on top of your head, knocking you down in front of a fire truck that was running to the original car exploding, killing you instantly upon impact.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: DRCharlie on February 10, 2010, 11:53:13 pm

#261

Meet Charlie the freecop who is coming back soon :P

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: NesQuicK on February 11, 2010, 11:49:31 am

#262

Diying with Aids, for fucking a hooker

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Lamar Diasso on February 14, 2010, 01:57:54 pm

#263

Put a screwdriver into your heart and tear the heart totally apart.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ang3lo on February 15, 2010, 01:07:15 pm

#264

Fuck with a cems  :lol:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Wayne on February 15, 2010, 01:18:28 pm

#265

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Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on February 17, 2010, 02:50:28 pm

Quote from: Rory on February 10, 2010, 11:40:14 pm

#260

Going to your house to post about ways to die on your addiction website regarding a video game but on your way to your house to use the computer a pigeon flew over your head, running into a stoplight 3 blocks away that collapsed on top of a vehicle, where that vehicle exploded as the driver leaped out, but he leaped onto a Police Officer who's gun discharged into the fire hydrant, making the fire hydrant explode, launching high powered water into a chemical truck that tipped over from the pressure from the water, causing it to break open and leak out liquid nitrous that froze everything it touched, causing a nearby chemical plant to react to the liquid nitrous, that made it explode and smoke a bird that happened to be sitting on a pole, of which that bird was sent into the air, and landed on top of your head, knocking you down in front of a fire truck that was running to the original car exploding, killing you instantly upon impact.

Shall i call the doctor for you? :P

266. Compete in a diving contest in VC

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: [NP]Monte Montague on February 18, 2010, 05:08:22 am

267.  Whilst butt nekked doing what you shouldn't be, suffering a heart attack of your family walking in on you.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jingle on February 18, 2010, 09:46:59 am

268. Drowning in a kiddie pool.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: NesQuicK on February 18, 2010, 12:01:14 pm

269. watching porno -.-

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: SG_Baker on February 18, 2010, 08:44:08 pm

270, Twinks

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Free_Rover on February 18, 2010, 10:46:30 pm

271. Suffocate with a condom over your head

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Todor on February 19, 2010, 05:31:20 pm

272. Shag a horse on tranquilants

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on February 19, 2010, 05:34:27 pm

273. Eating a dog, then a cat, both alive.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Todor on February 21, 2010, 12:45:05 am

274. Meeting yourself after you've traveled up in time using a DMC Delorean.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: NesQuicK on February 23, 2010, 12:53:18 am

275. looking to yourself on a mirror O_O

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Dakota_11 on February 23, 2010, 09:10:46 pm

[276] Get Stabbed in Face

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Clone on February 24, 2010, 06:16:33 pm

278. meet Vinny_Marqus

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Dexx on March 06, 2010, 10:35:53 am

Killing Luigi.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Trobby888 on March 06, 2010, 11:00:59 am

279. Travel into a black hole.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Dexx on March 06, 2010, 11:03:39 am

280. Grab a chainshaw and cut your stomach.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MrFrancis on March 06, 2010, 12:13:06 pm

281. Spam "TheCowSaysMoo" until you get banned and jump off a cliff.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Fuzzy on March 06, 2010, 12:14:57 pm

281. Go back to the 80's

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Drastic on March 06, 2010, 10:06:09 pm

282.Get banned on Argo and you blow your head

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Todor on March 06, 2010, 10:44:42 pm

283. 45 cal bullet to the brain.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on March 07, 2010, 01:15:18 am

284. Eating diseased babies that were wearing tactical poison thingies

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Antonio. on March 08, 2010, 10:13:37 am

285. Try to jack off so hard you explode

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: iCrack on March 08, 2010, 11:07:38 am

286. Listen to ShutUpWonamnGetOnMyHorse(Techno\Hardstyle Remix)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Drastic on March 08, 2010, 12:14:45 pm

287.Fall from your bed and break your head.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Rafael on March 08, 2010, 05:43:58 pm

288 - Earth Quake

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on March 08, 2010, 06:28:51 pm

289 - Fapping to Arijanit's current avatar for 2 hours straight, after realizing you ate all of your cum and you got poisoned by...
(http://mob228.photobucket.com/albums/ee32/lookfreegrenade/scoutsmomclassified.png?t=1243957948)
YOUR MOTHER
(Watch Meet the Spy to understand the joke)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: rJCaiG on March 08, 2010, 11:09:18 pm

290 be in an uber boring maths lesson :(

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Wolfe on March 08, 2010, 11:11:04 pm

291- Teaching Giac How Much is 2+2..


Fail I made it 300 D;

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Drastic on March 09, 2010, 02:02:31 pm

292.Dieing from eating  chocolate :D

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on March 09, 2010, 02:30:38 pm

293. Dying from puking so much that you dont get the chance to bread making you faint and fall in the toilet while its getting flushed and get flushed with your poo and drown in the sewers.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on March 09, 2010, 06:39:55 pm

294. Getting eaten by 2 itchyosaurs while you tried to teleport to Xen by milking into your computer... success teleportation!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pandalink on March 09, 2010, 07:39:30 pm

295. Send Mordin to lead the fire squad.

:3

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Drastic on March 09, 2010, 07:41:03 pm

296.Huge fat panda falls on you. :D

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: rJCaiG on March 09, 2010, 11:34:44 pm

297. be on a bus on the way to a gay religion presentation. Kill me! >_<

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on March 11, 2010, 07:32:14 pm

298. Falling on a fat panda

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: newton_alex on March 13, 2010, 03:09:13 pm

299. A wild snorlax eats you
300. A wild pokemon attacks you in the grass and your pokemon become injured you must retreat to the nearest PokeCentre Nurse Joy says it's too late you die  :rofl:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Rafael on March 13, 2010, 04:07:22 pm

301. kicking a dog

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Fido Dido on March 13, 2010, 07:09:26 pm

302 /kill

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Julio. on March 13, 2010, 07:16:58 pm

303. choking on your computers new RAM upgrade

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Fuzzy on March 13, 2010, 07:28:52 pm

Quote from: Pandalink on March 09, 2010, 07:39:30 pm

295. Send Mordin to lead the fire squad.

:3

Sorry for off-topic, but I fucking laughed my ass of right there.  :lol:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pablo on March 13, 2010, 07:55:56 pm

304. Invite chase greggor for a dinner.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Rafael on March 13, 2010, 08:42:45 pm

305. /call 911 I kill u

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Eagle on March 15, 2010, 07:55:33 pm

Do not call 911.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on March 15, 2010, 10:36:37 pm

307. BBQ'd

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Zee on March 16, 2010, 12:30:18 am

308 . Provoking curse on paruni

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Squeak on March 16, 2010, 03:37:25 am

Quote from: Pandalink on March 09, 2010, 07:39:30 pm

295. Send Mordin to lead the fire squad.

:3

You didn't do the upgrades? noob.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pandalink on March 16, 2010, 03:38:18 am

Quote from: Squeak on March 16, 2010, 03:37:25 am

You didn't do the upgrades? noob.

If you send him to lead the fire squad its irrelevant what upgrades you've got. o-o

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: YS_JAPAN on March 16, 2010, 05:31:37 am

310. killed by minigun hax0r

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: newton_alex on March 16, 2010, 08:42:09 am

311. Ban Pancher with admin hacks and make you the Chief of ARPD and sack everyone and promote all hax0rz

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on March 16, 2010, 10:19:26 pm

312. Play E.T. for the Atari for 24 hours straight. Meanwhile, at the 12th hour, you banged the Atari system in your head and ate the wires, causing a massive elctric shock. You had 10 more seconds to survive, so you get the E.T. cartridge and choke on it.

EDIT: I've re-readed the topic, the WHOLE OF IT, and I ROFLd so much  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Rafael on March 16, 2010, 10:47:45 pm

Chasing CBFasi with minigun

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: NesQuicK on March 19, 2010, 12:01:46 am

312. Having a fucking error on pc  that cant play samp like me.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on March 19, 2010, 07:53:28 am

313. Get your Cannibal Corpse CDs, replaces with emo shit music :X

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TinMan on March 19, 2010, 09:22:25 am

314:
In main chat:
/me is in CBF's tank 
You have died. ((CBF killed me xD!))

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Julian on March 19, 2010, 11:39:05 am

315: Get 1337 spammed by SeanC on msn - I was lucky I survived. D:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Webster on March 19, 2010, 12:17:08 pm

Quote from: big_dog_18 on March 19, 2010, 07:53:28 am

313. Get your Cannibal Corpse CDs, replaces with emo shit music :X

Hey don't insult Emo's they are people too you turdcake!!
316.Get chased by CBFasi with his Nitestick !!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Drastic on March 19, 2010, 01:54:33 pm

316. Dye of fucking  :lol:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: bamf on March 19, 2010, 04:44:19 pm

317. give Gimli a dildo :hit:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Zee on March 19, 2010, 11:35:28 pm

318.Telling Sammir He Sucks  :m4:  :hit:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: BlackEagle on March 19, 2010, 11:43:29 pm

319. Listening heavy metal.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Julio. on March 20, 2010, 06:43:08 pm

321. threatening to shoot yourself, bursting into tears, forget safety catch, throw your gun on the floor, baby picks it up, fires, shoots light above your head, it drops on you. you die because the 'light' is a chandelier

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: lol_swe on March 20, 2010, 06:56:11 pm

322. accidently dropping a piano ontop of yourself from a 3 story high building.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Fabio on March 20, 2010, 07:09:03 pm

324: Get ponked by me.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: bamf on March 20, 2010, 10:15:06 pm

325. Sitting inside CBFasi's Gravity tank  :lol:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Chuck_Norris on March 20, 2010, 10:34:00 pm

326. moaning to chuck

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: AlexStruck on March 20, 2010, 10:59:53 pm

327. Watching all episodes of M*A*S*H

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TinMan on March 21, 2010, 06:36:21 am

328: Do drugs.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Julio. on March 21, 2010, 11:14:23 am

330. Eat one of WS's cookies

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: EliteTerm on March 21, 2010, 12:07:36 pm

331: Getting your organ repo'd by one of the legal assassins in a post-apocalypse future.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: iCrack on March 21, 2010, 12:12:13 pm

332. /goto 81 (ME)
/l Ohai wassup?
/l drifting u?
/l Drifting is Gay

BANG! BANG BANG

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Julio. on March 21, 2010, 01:23:11 pm

333. Doing the cancan in front of chuck norris when he's in a bad mood

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TinMan on March 21, 2010, 09:39:26 pm

334: Winning the lottery.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Bubba on March 21, 2010, 09:44:57 pm

Flaming CBF ?

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TinMan on March 21, 2010, 09:58:02 pm

336: Being a corrupt cop.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Andros on March 21, 2010, 10:05:29 pm

337: start thinking who you will shoot first middle of shootout.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TinMan on March 21, 2010, 10:06:42 pm

500: Have Aids

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Freedom on March 21, 2010, 10:24:58 pm

339. get SQUAIDS!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Zee on March 21, 2010, 11:07:48 pm

339. Confronting Juni And Calling Him a Bad name

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TinMan on March 22, 2010, 02:18:11 am

340: Losing count

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: newton_alex on March 22, 2010, 07:54:23 am

341) Junaid stop ban evading

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on March 22, 2010, 06:48:09 pm

342: Using this little funz game to say bad stuff about someone else, then eating Janek. :pop:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 23, 2010, 09:59:51 am

343: Flame Aragorn

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on March 23, 2010, 06:39:10 pm

344: Dividing by 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000001
Until you die

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Terox on March 23, 2010, 07:41:11 pm

345. seeing my sig

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joosty on March 23, 2010, 07:45:17 pm

346) wait till your day comes.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Terox on March 23, 2010, 07:45:53 pm

347. VISIT /B/

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joosty on March 23, 2010, 07:58:08 pm

348)Hug a speeding train

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 23, 2010, 08:57:17 pm

349. Become a hooker and finally get AIDS.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Lamar Diasso on March 23, 2010, 09:38:58 pm

350. Listen to music with the speakers next to your ears with the highest volume possible in the world, spray perfume in your eyes, mouth and nose and then smash your head into pieces by pounding a brick wall.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on March 25, 2010, 11:57:21 pm

351. Imitating whatever he did by jumping from a cliff naked and with a saw cutting your arm

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TinMan on March 26, 2010, 02:54:11 am

400: Getting the wrong number.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 26, 2010, 12:08:39 pm

Quote from: iMunna on March 26, 2010, 05:40:14 am

401. /q

Old shit is OLD

402. Go on a date with a black widow.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: bamf on March 26, 2010, 02:10:52 pm

403. forgetting the number to 911, instead calling the Suicide company  :hit:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Kizzu on March 26, 2010, 09:42:37 pm

404. Going on a Ambulance Having and Accident on an Ambulance...Still survived Walking on the Road and being runned by a big ass truck

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on March 27, 2010, 11:52:07 pm

405. Unprotected Wanking
what?

406. Seeing Mr. Burns's vest
407. Watching Suicide Mouse at full volume and fullscreen (Don't ever do this)
408. Running out of ideas while it's very late and have to go to sleep

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jingle on March 28, 2010, 08:56:18 am

409. Attempting to eat glass.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joosty on March 28, 2010, 11:08:32 am

410: go to osama bin laden and tell him gtfo

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 28, 2010, 11:13:42 am

Quote from: Grovyle on March 27, 2010, 11:52:07 pm

407. Watching Suicide Mouse at full volume and fullscreen (Don't ever do this)

Grrr, how come i didn't remember that!
411) Watch my cat not twitching it's foot!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Dedrick on March 28, 2010, 12:20:59 pm

412. Smoking 10 blunts each hour.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joosty on March 28, 2010, 12:23:37 pm

413- eat a sweet poison meal

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Dedrick on March 28, 2010, 01:30:52 pm

414. Eat dog shit.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jingle on March 28, 2010, 01:36:15 pm

415. Drink melted plutonium.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pablo on March 29, 2010, 06:33:07 am

Quote from: Dedrick on March 28, 2010, 01:30:52 pm

414. Eat dog shit.

Wow junaid...

416. Lick a lit lamp in your room.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Leon_Mokomaki on April 01, 2010, 08:31:12 am

1 guy 1 horse

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Clone on April 01, 2010, 01:33:34 pm

:alert" :alert" :alert" :alert" :alert" :alert" :alert" :alert" :alert" :alert" :alert"
 :war:      :sig:
 :m4:        :IQ:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Warlock on April 01, 2010, 03:48:40 pm

417: Participating in competition saying "The one who holds his breath longer, wins the game"..  :rules:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joosty on April 01, 2010, 08:36:45 pm

418: jump in the middle of an ocean while you can not swimming

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Pazzo on April 02, 2010, 10:58:56 am

410. Pull the trigger on your head

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Catzu on April 02, 2010, 02:56:18 pm

411.Entering in a romanian hood (full of gipsy)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joosty on April 02, 2010, 03:00:28 pm

412- Jump from 100th floor.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on April 04, 2010, 12:32:41 am

413 Drink poisoned water from your dead pet skull.
WHAT

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TonyR on April 04, 2010, 01:28:20 pm

414. Looking at me in the eye  :rofl:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jingle on April 04, 2010, 01:29:51 pm

415. Eating McDonalds all the time

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Hidduh on April 05, 2010, 12:14:29 am

416. Frying your head in a frying pan while listening to Paris Hilton's new album.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on April 05, 2010, 05:21:52 pm

417. Staring at Hidduh's avatar for 5 hours straight, without knowing who the guy is, when you realize it's Barney Calhoun from Half Life.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Mike_Corona on April 07, 2010, 12:30:02 am

418. eat a potato

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Todor on April 07, 2010, 12:30:25 am

C-c-c-combo breaker.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: EliteTerm on April 07, 2010, 01:11:47 am

419. Laughing at Todor who has died from overdose on bananas.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: AmyV on April 08, 2010, 12:38:48 am

420- Looking up Susan Boyle's skirt.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Flash on April 08, 2010, 12:39:25 am

421 - Fuck with Flash.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Webster on April 08, 2010, 03:57:31 pm

422.Have webcamsex with Nexxt  :conf:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Clone on April 08, 2010, 05:17:18 pm

423. Drink petrol then swallow a match .

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Julio. on April 08, 2010, 05:20:42 pm

Quote from: Dario on April 08, 2010, 05:17:18 pm

423. Drink petrol then swallow a match .

lol

424. While swallowing the match it gets caught in your throat, you cough it up, and the match hits a domino, which hits a bigger domino, which hits a off balance guitar, which hits a wonkly made wardrobe, which knocks over a massive candle which sets alight to a fuse to a stick of dynamite which blows up a nuclear bomb.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Lynch on April 08, 2010, 09:45:22 pm

Quote from: Fixy on April 08, 2010, 03:57:31 pm

422.Have webcamsex with Nexxt  :conf:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: PulisPatola on April 09, 2010, 01:31:54 pm

424: Staring at Chuck Norris

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Eagle on April 09, 2010, 04:06:31 pm

425: Get attacked by a maggot.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on April 09, 2010, 08:54:02 pm

500. Woops, wrong button!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Leon. on April 10, 2010, 05:53:30 am

426
Someone cups their hands and claps your ears for lulz, not realizing the extreme air pressure imbalance is going to destroy your brain.

427
Someone throws a baseball at you, and you just HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING AT THE COCK IN THE SKY, so it hits you in the nose and drives your nose bone into your brain.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Sago on April 10, 2010, 08:17:55 am

Kirby sets you on fucking fire.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on April 10, 2010, 06:08:09 pm

429. Getting infected by internet fever because of Leon Gvardia.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: RafaDK on April 10, 2010, 06:15:24 pm

429 - hear CBFasi singing on TS.  D:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Catzu on April 10, 2010, 06:34:56 pm

Quote from: RafaDK on April 10, 2010, 06:15:24 pm

429 - hear CBFasi singing on TS.  D:

ROOOOOOFL  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

430.Get scared by CBF laugh and jump over window

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: MisterSjeiks on April 11, 2010, 08:05:03 pm

431. Boobs.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Voodoo on April 11, 2010, 08:05:37 pm

432. Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Eminem. on April 11, 2010, 08:16:02 pm

Wear a fake bulletproof vest and kaboom uslf  :roll:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Catzu on April 11, 2010, 11:25:03 pm

434. Blow up GS9 and meet Nazgul aka Frank_Hawk

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Bubba on April 14, 2010, 02:29:47 pm

make Bubba angry :)) lol

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Marius on April 19, 2010, 09:41:49 pm

anyone mentioned just see Chuck Norris :D?

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Argoplayer on April 19, 2010, 09:45:17 pm

Pissing off Gvardia.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: RafaDK on April 20, 2010, 12:57:49 am

Piss off Stracci !! :P

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Aksel on April 20, 2010, 01:04:01 am

Attempting to create a successful mole event, but cancel it.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Argoplayer on April 22, 2010, 10:23:15 am

Piss on Hank_Rafferty's PD car while his in it and eating his donut. :P  :lol:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Kizzu on April 23, 2010, 10:57:48 pm

Annoy Jeffrey

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Allison on April 23, 2010, 11:01:36 pm

Playing with a molotov.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Bubba on April 24, 2010, 05:36:31 am

when you slip on a banana.lol :lol:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Eagle on April 24, 2010, 09:24:32 am

445. When car will run you over. ( Maybe. )

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Grovyle on May 01, 2010, 12:48:13 pm

446. When you're a videogame in the hands of the AVGN

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: EliteTerm on May 01, 2010, 01:38:41 pm

447. Drowning in a small bowl of cereal.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Chuck_Norris on May 01, 2010, 06:19:06 pm

448. Being hit by dwarfs shooting pees with their spoon.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Spikmun on May 01, 2010, 09:54:43 pm

449. Lock yourself in a room and listen to nothing but Rick Astley (Rick Roll) untill you rip out your own skull.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: NesQuicK on May 01, 2010, 10:01:25 pm

Overdose, too much weed

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Spikmun on May 06, 2010, 10:26:50 pm

451. Join the K.K.K. and dress up as a black man for one of the meetings.

LOL

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Aksel on May 07, 2010, 01:04:01 am

452. Beat up a black guy as white.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on October 07, 2010, 11:45:10 pm

Bumpie ^,...,^

453. Shout "Mongols Forever,Forever Mongols" in a Hells Angels clubhouse.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Sweeper on October 07, 2010, 11:57:25 pm

454. Jump off a cliff.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Biggo2 on October 08, 2010, 12:12:53 am

455. Spontanious combustion

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Leon. on October 08, 2010, 01:31:42 am

456. Fecal intoxication

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: ElMartu on October 08, 2010, 01:53:20 am

457 entering this thread

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Catzu on October 08, 2010, 10:25:57 am

458. Entering after the chemistry teacher in my class

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joe_Areli on October 08, 2010, 10:48:14 am

459. Spraying "PAWNO SUCKS" on wall of CBFs house and getting caught.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on October 08, 2010, 11:35:47 am

460. Rule 33. There are no women on the internet!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: CoolGuy295 on October 08, 2010, 12:33:57 pm

461. Lighting rocket fuel in front of you without any protection.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Tanker on October 10, 2010, 03:00:02 pm

462 Patroling with [WS]Frank

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Aksel on October 10, 2010, 03:07:53 pm

463. Cancer  :neutral:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: CoolGuy295 on October 11, 2010, 08:36:38 am

464. Eaten by a ZOMBIE!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: speedboy on October 11, 2010, 10:20:25 am

465: Try  to make a comeback but then die on pills because your doctor was too dumb to watch you ! (not joking)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on October 11, 2010, 04:27:58 pm

466. Death by boobies!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Meepy on October 11, 2010, 04:29:06 pm

466. Jump off a building and land on a chopper.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Biggo2 on October 11, 2010, 06:51:52 pm

467. Fall off of your front door step and get a rock through your head, or even a nail from a board

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: newton_alex on October 11, 2010, 07:19:20 pm

467. be shot in the ear and stabbed in the heart 400 times

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: AlexStruck on October 11, 2010, 07:39:29 pm

468. Walk outside your door then suddenly fall from the sky. (trust me, i tried it a couple of times already)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on October 11, 2010, 08:24:17 pm

469. "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Romeo on October 11, 2010, 08:30:45 pm

Get DM'ed by Gulucan.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on October 11, 2010, 08:57:04 pm

471. Stand on the middle of the road infront of Los Santos Police Department.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Catzu on October 11, 2010, 08:58:12 pm

472. Wearing a bling-bling in Targoviste, Romania

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on October 11, 2010, 09:44:30 pm

473. Watch Malory Archer's sex tape (People who have watched the Animated series "Archer" should know what Im talking about)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Biggo2 on October 12, 2010, 12:01:26 am

475. Get AIDS

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: CoolGuy295 on October 12, 2010, 06:17:21 am

476. Falcon-punched by the Chuck Norris. (Instant death)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheRealStof on October 16, 2010, 03:22:04 pm

477. Getting your ass cheeks shaved off and sewed onto your face then putting salt on your wounds then cutting your dick ears arms legs and nose off, getting bolt cutters and chopping all your toes and fingers off, jam forks in your eyes, bash your spine with a sledge hammer and break your legs with a crowbar. Once you have done all this shoot yourself in the head 7 times and the deed might be done.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: CoolGuy295 on October 16, 2010, 03:31:13 pm

Quote from: TheRealStof on October 16, 2010, 03:22:04 pm

477. Getting your ass cheeks shaved off and sewed onto your face then putting salt on your wounds then cutting your dick ears arms legs and nose off, getting bolt cutters and chopping all your toes and fingers off, jam forks in your eyes, bash your spine with a sledge hammer and break your legs with a crowbar. Once you have done all this shoot yourself in the head 7 times and the deed might be done.

That's one long and bloody hell pain death, but cool nonetheless.

478. Torn apart into halves.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Driggz on October 16, 2010, 08:20:57 pm

479. Headbutting a nail until you die.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: dtlove on October 16, 2010, 08:25:26 pm

480:  Chocking on a gun while attempting suicide.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: ThomasJ on October 16, 2010, 11:12:15 pm

481: Roleplaying as Nico in Real Life.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Dorg on October 16, 2010, 11:21:04 pm

Meet Thomas IRL :redface:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on October 17, 2010, 01:13:38 am

483. Be so addicted to GTA that you go out with an AK47 in your hands start killing random civilans/officers so you can see if you actually get the military on your ass with tanks and army trucks.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: CoolGuy295 on October 17, 2010, 05:46:28 am

484. Smashing your computer onto your head repeatedly until you can't do it anymore.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: [Rstar]Razor on October 17, 2010, 05:47:49 am

485. Unleashing hell on Argonath.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: [SE]Dr_Pepper27 on October 17, 2010, 05:50:12 am

Quote from: TheGreasyChopper on October 17, 2010, 01:13:38 am

483. Be so addicted to GTA that you go out with an AK47 in your hands start killing random civilans/officers so you can see if you actually get the military on your ass with tanks and army trucks.

been there, done that.


486. Go to LA and wear the wrong colors.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: ThomasJ on October 17, 2010, 11:40:40 am

486. Smoke for 60 years.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on October 17, 2010, 06:35:56 pm

488. 42(The answer of everything)

489. Take away Gandalf's cat's |+| button

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Todor on October 17, 2010, 06:44:53 pm

Quote from: TheRealStof on October 16, 2010, 03:22:04 pm

477. Getting your ass cheeks shaved off and sewed onto your face then putting salt on your wounds then cutting your dick ears arms legs and nose off, getting bolt cutters and chopping all your toes and fingers off, jam forks in your eyes, bash your spine with a sledge hammer and break your legs with a crowbar. Once you have done all this shoot yourself in the head 7 times and the deed might be done.

Sucks to be you bro.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Void on October 17, 2010, 07:23:16 pm

490. Wear a T-shirt named "White Pride" in the middle of the Bronx

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: CoolGuy295 on October 18, 2010, 06:47:25 am

491. Staring right in the eye of Sauron.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Mr.DocMan on October 18, 2010, 06:51:54 am

Easiest way to die is by doing all us a favor and really jumping off the Skyline..

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: CoolGuy295 on October 20, 2010, 07:09:18 am

493. Climb up Sauron's Tower and jump into his/its eye.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Thomas 'Leroy' Crof on October 20, 2010, 08:09:22 am

494. Metal poisining

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Lorenzo. on October 20, 2010, 12:08:52 pm

496. Shop till you drop

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TonyR on October 20, 2010, 12:37:08 pm

497. Reading #500

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jelle_Snijder on October 20, 2010, 12:42:06 pm

498. Poke me in the side (( :poke:))

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Avantee on October 20, 2010, 06:55:14 pm

Quote from: Tanner on December 31, 2009, 04:50:36 pm

20. Getting a horse dick in your ass.

LMFAO

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Avantee on October 20, 2010, 06:57:05 pm

Quote from: Void on October 17, 2010, 07:23:16 pm

490. Wear a T-shirt named "White Pride" in the middle of the Bronx

lol that gr8 idea

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Dorg on October 20, 2010, 08:03:03 pm

499: Argonath end :(

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on October 20, 2010, 08:47:59 pm

500. Steal my bike!

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Void on October 20, 2010, 11:24:37 pm

501. Come to IV:MP Argonath server  :lol:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Matthew_Green on October 21, 2010, 05:49:32 am

502. Clawed to death by my deathclaw skin(ped model mod)

(still in beta, SAMP doesn't want to save my pics of it)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Void on October 21, 2010, 08:20:23 pm

503. Encounter on "yo momma so fat "joke mother.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jerry on November 12, 2010, 03:09:54 pm

504. Sit at your PC untill you rot.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Leon. on November 12, 2010, 09:08:36 pm

506. Niggerfied.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Webster on November 12, 2010, 10:44:36 pm

507.
Talk on the phone for 1 day without inhaling. :>

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Wertysd on November 14, 2010, 12:42:13 am

508. Listen Justin Biebers songs. (maybe the most terrible way)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Volcom on November 16, 2010, 08:36:21 pm

509-Playing Gta San Andreas with Brigantes (they go dm you)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jserg on November 16, 2010, 10:39:40 pm

510th. Get eaten by your own dog

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Packs on November 17, 2010, 09:44:04 am

512. falling down the stairs

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Petar on November 17, 2010, 10:20:48 pm

Get in an over, and ask a friend to set it to cook , slowly :):

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on November 17, 2010, 10:32:29 pm

513. Death by Aushwitz.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: dtlove on November 17, 2010, 10:36:06 pm

514:
Talk on your Mobile Phone for over a year and your brain should (in theory) end up getting cooked by the microwaves.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: SavioR88 on November 18, 2010, 02:05:11 am

516 just die ?  :trust:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: JDC on November 18, 2010, 03:51:16 am

517. Argue with people who have absolutely no common sense.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on November 18, 2010, 01:05:01 pm

518. Human Centipade

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jserg on November 18, 2010, 01:38:37 pm

Eat a nuclear bomb

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: WaKa on November 19, 2010, 03:21:54 am

520: Die of confusion.  :roll:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jerry on November 19, 2010, 01:21:38 pm

521: Get hit by  James May.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Todor on November 19, 2010, 10:50:02 pm

522. Due to blood loss when getting an erection cos you have a schlong.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: JDC on November 20, 2010, 04:22:14 pm

518. Go AFK in the park overnight.

(Stand there the entire cold night, without moving a single inch... in the winter season)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Spikmun on November 28, 2010, 12:01:00 am

520.

Strap 100 toasters to yourself and five into a pool of sharks.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Christiano on April 12, 2011, 09:07:45 am

522. Jump from 20 metres hight

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Cream on April 12, 2011, 12:55:27 pm

523. say bad words to admins...

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: JDC on April 12, 2011, 06:32:20 pm

524. Play 'Friday' by Rebecca Black on your MP3 Player and listen to it while you sleep overnight.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: wolŦ. on April 15, 2011, 04:25:54 pm

525. Go in forest when its night with meat .

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Garfield on April 25, 2011, 11:13:16 am

526. burn your house and lock you in it.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ratko Gavrilovic on April 25, 2011, 12:11:07 pm

527. Play SAW IRL

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: EliteTerm on April 25, 2011, 12:18:41 pm

528. Stealing a Police Chief's donut.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Trey_Johnson on April 25, 2011, 02:14:02 pm

529. Attemp to fly with a costume.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Marauder on April 25, 2011, 02:55:45 pm

530. Nailer impalement.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Garfield on April 25, 2011, 03:02:13 pm

531. Jump from a building

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ragdoll on April 25, 2011, 03:23:21 pm

532. Ask a girl to make you a sandwich... then to play COD with ya.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Samina on April 26, 2011, 03:36:38 am

533.Jump from a heli .... without your chute

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: [SE]Dr_Pepper27 on April 26, 2011, 03:43:08 am

534: old age

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheRoleplayLover on April 26, 2011, 09:16:49 am

535: Eating lot's of bull and deer testicles

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ntinos on April 26, 2011, 09:17:29 am

536: stop breathing

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Garfield on April 26, 2011, 02:13:02 pm

537. Fight with a lion

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Trey_Johnson on April 26, 2011, 03:09:47 pm

Go bungee jumping with no rope.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Alsatian on April 26, 2011, 06:45:09 pm

539: Punch a Rottweiler in the face.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Trey_Johnson on April 26, 2011, 06:58:40 pm

Eat your own heart.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Garfield on April 26, 2011, 07:32:24 pm

541 . Eat your brain :D

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jellyfish on May 03, 2011, 05:57:48 am

542 . Hug a polar bear.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Torero on May 04, 2011, 11:01:24 pm

543.Walk at 'Eksarxia' at Greece. All greek people will understand. And all those people that read news and know what happend at Greece with the police force killing innocent people.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Steve. on May 04, 2011, 11:02:53 pm

Quote from: torero on May 04, 2011, 11:01:24 pm

543.Walk at 'Eksarxia' at Greece. All greek people will understand. And all those people that read news and know what happend at Greece with the police force killing innocent people.

Yeah, Torero that's an easy way to die.. :(

544.Walk in the middle of a street and wait for a truck to pass you over.  :lol:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jellyfish on May 05, 2011, 10:12:51 am

545. Skinny-dip in a crocodile infested lake.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: JDC on June 20, 2011, 06:56:19 am

555. Eat your own body parts. All of them... at least the ones you can eat before you die from blood loss or asphyxiation.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: XSniper on June 20, 2011, 03:18:58 pm

556. Roleplay a /kill command.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Clone on June 20, 2011, 04:56:29 pm

557: Walk on Gulucan turf with a triads skin.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Clone on June 20, 2011, 06:39:00 pm

559: Smell Remo_Gulucan's armpits.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Vincent_D on June 20, 2011, 10:24:45 pm

560: Jump of mount.chilld

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Laurens on June 20, 2011, 11:34:29 pm

561: Mess with Corleone these days..

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: XSniper on June 21, 2011, 03:40:00 am

562. Hack a minigun get banned for life.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on September 22, 2011, 07:05:01 pm

563. Touch my bike.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: .Tony on September 22, 2011, 07:06:20 pm

564. Steal my Weed

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: sandisk125 on September 22, 2011, 10:58:53 pm

565. Smash your head in the wall.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: XSniper on September 23, 2011, 01:46:45 am

566. Masturbate yourself to death.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Power on September 23, 2011, 08:27:37 am

567 Steal my Car..

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: fuzzball69 on September 23, 2011, 08:56:03 am

568. Sexual disease from a prostitute

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Power on September 23, 2011, 04:36:57 pm

569

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: .Tony on September 23, 2011, 05:49:45 pm

570. Drink someones  piss :s

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: duffman on September 24, 2011, 02:10:51 am

571 - Taking a shit.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ricardo. on September 24, 2011, 11:04:15 am

572 looking to Tony's face :D

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Reece on September 24, 2011, 11:24:43 am

573 - Drink Hydrogen-nitrate

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Kostich on October 08, 2011, 04:31:59 pm

574 - Drive your Ferrari 380 km/h in city

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: .Tony on October 08, 2011, 07:24:50 pm

575 - Knife yourself.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: newton_alex on October 08, 2011, 11:06:05 pm

576 - run into a US Mortar teams firing range whilst they're firing

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Emre on October 08, 2011, 11:11:20 pm

577 - Eat plastic for 2 weeks straight without anything else.  :conf:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: tsixlofuska on October 08, 2011, 11:55:54 pm

578-
Roll a knoll to the city lights ( road ).

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: steveday50 on October 09, 2011, 02:13:03 pm

579 -

Go to the street, Take a ladder and climb on an electricity pole, tie yourself to the pole top and lay on the electricity strings.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Gird3r on October 09, 2011, 02:16:03 pm

580 -

"The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim" get's released and when you start playing it you have a heartattack from the fact there actually was spears in the game.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: battle on October 09, 2011, 02:23:18 pm

581 - stand next to a supervulcanoe as it erupts.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: tsixlofuska on October 09, 2011, 02:39:56 pm

582 -

Be a civlian next to enraged cops in Greece.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: speedboy on October 09, 2011, 04:18:00 pm

583 - /kill  :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: IronHiDe on October 10, 2011, 07:14:26 pm

584 - Jump off the table

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joaoseinha on October 10, 2011, 07:19:08 pm

 585 - Swim all the way to Antarctica(you'd die along the way though :9) 

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 10, 2011, 07:46:30 pm

586 - Cum till max limit per day and die...(limit is 25,000 a day)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Jimmylicious on October 11, 2011, 10:35:19 am

587-
Listen to Justin Bieber.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: newguy on October 11, 2011, 10:59:04 am

588 - Resurrect and hear Rebecca Black singing.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 11, 2011, 01:23:11 pm

589 - bite by mosquiter

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Trey_Johnson on October 11, 2011, 07:11:39 pm

590- Try to win chuck norris in a gun fight.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joaoseinha on October 11, 2011, 07:18:47 pm

591 - Being slapped by me,then kicked in the balls,then being spanked against a wall 'till bleeding and finally looking at this huge way of dying before dying.  :redface:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 11, 2011, 10:19:40 pm

592 - eat toxic shit

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: steveday50 on October 12, 2011, 09:28:42 am

593 - Dress like meat near a hungry bear

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 12, 2011, 09:47:08 am

594 -  :skull: SEX  :skull:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 12, 2011, 09:48:45 am

595 - Grow weed and Order heroin

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 12, 2011, 09:57:57 am

596 - playing Russian Roulette

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 12, 2011, 09:58:39 am

597 - Say hi to Gandalf

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: SnoopDogg on October 12, 2011, 10:23:44 am

fuck with gandalf

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 12, 2011, 10:28:40 am

599 - try to kill me xD

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 12, 2011, 10:37:20 am

600 - Chat on Facebook

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 12, 2011, 10:41:37 am

601 - Go with a grove skin at Murt Rogers or Frank Hawk.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 12, 2011, 10:52:40 am

602 - say yo to murt rogers

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Karmps. on October 12, 2011, 10:54:23 am

603 - Steal Frank hawk's Password, you're pretty much dead then :)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 12, 2011, 10:55:46 am

604 - Get on the floor by Jennifer Lopez

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: .Tony on October 12, 2011, 09:21:36 pm

605 - Tell some dude that you fucked his wife.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 13, 2011, 09:57:42 am

606 - Driving Plot plant

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 13, 2011, 10:02:01 am

607 - Insult me

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 13, 2011, 10:04:57 am

608 - Order Pizza

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 13, 2011, 10:07:24 am

How can you die by ordering pizza? Be more funny please...

btw:
609 - Go in the Balla' Hood and shout: "GROVE RULES"

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 13, 2011, 10:13:09 am

Am i funny?

btw:
610 - Step Grass

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: steveday50 on October 13, 2011, 10:33:08 am

611 - Inject Steroids into a crazy aggresive man

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 13, 2011, 11:16:38 am

612 - /dance 4 and get shoot

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Dwight. on October 13, 2011, 01:15:43 pm

613.Get eaten by Frank Hawk.  :trust:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: steveday50 on October 13, 2011, 01:58:53 pm

614 -Dance infront of a Corrupt cop

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 13, 2011, 05:25:07 pm

615 - listen Rebecca Black - Friday - Official Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0#ws)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on October 13, 2011, 05:42:58 pm

616. Take a shower...

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 13, 2011, 05:48:13 pm

616 - first kiss

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: steveday50 on October 13, 2011, 06:03:22 pm

NastyOne, 617 - Turn on a Chinsaw, Set it up vertically, Go on a stracture on top of it, lay on your back, get pushed forward and fall with your ass on the working chinsaw, ask someone to push you while you are on the chinsaw

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 14, 2011, 09:14:22 am

618 - pick up the phone and heard "ring ring ring ring ring ring the banana phone" then die

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 14, 2011, 04:13:49 pm

Quote from: games727 on October 14, 2011, 09:14:22 am

618 - pick up the phone and heard "ring ring ring ring ring ring the banana phone" then die

omg you always say idiotic deaths... -_-"

619 - Do this  :poke: near e bear... ( shitty death )

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 14, 2011, 04:39:44 pm

oh,you want realistic? okay fine

620 - playing light switch till get shock and die BUT wake up continue play light switch and KABOOM and DEATH

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: steveday50 on October 14, 2011, 05:51:13 pm

621 - Create a stupid topic on forums about someone, Make sure to send that guy flying tickets to your country, give him your address, give him an axe.

He'll do the rest...

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Dwight. on October 14, 2011, 07:16:37 pm

622-Get blown by ballas  :roll:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: games727 on October 14, 2011, 07:57:40 pm

623 - Touch nigga and you dead

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Joaoseinha on October 14, 2011, 09:45:07 pm

Be more creative please. ^

624 - Fall off empire state onto a pillow truck,and then see that the pillow truck is going on a ferry to Africa(no racism)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 15, 2011, 01:35:36 am

625 - Listen Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4#ws)

 :rofl:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: SnoopDogg on October 15, 2011, 08:37:36 am

Quote from: Madeye.Dogg on October 15, 2011, 01:35:36 am

625 - Listen Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4#ws)

 :rofl:

Fuack ....1 Poster is Dead X.X

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Kostich on October 15, 2011, 03:52:59 pm

Kiss JBieber in mouth.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Marko on October 15, 2011, 05:20:33 pm

Jump from your balcony  :evil:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Kerbe on October 15, 2011, 11:17:56 pm

Try to drive :/

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Kostich on October 15, 2011, 11:25:09 pm

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190658_197409853627052_100000741156107_555213_5319724_n.jpg)
Meet my doberman?

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Kerbe on October 15, 2011, 11:42:12 pm

Quote from: Kostich on October 15, 2011, 11:25:09 pm

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/190658_197409853627052_100000741156107_555213_5319724_n.jpg)
Meet my doberman?

Meet this? :D

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/63289_148532025187198_100000912044344_240215_1973666_n.jpg)

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Marko on October 16, 2011, 10:56:14 am

get him by this?  :rofl:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Kostich on October 16, 2011, 03:24:34 pm

Quote from: KerbeRiko on October 15, 2011, 11:42:12 pm

Meet this? :D

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/63289_148532025187198_100000912044344_240215_1973666_n.jpg)

LOLD :rofl:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: steveday50 on October 16, 2011, 03:49:14 pm

626 - Inject air into your venom :D

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Madeye.Dogg on October 16, 2011, 10:10:16 pm

Quote from: steveday50 on October 16, 2011, 03:49:14 pm

626 - Inject air into your venom :D

 :trust: :trust: :trust: lolz

627 - Try to kill Chuck Norris -  :skull:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Clone on October 28, 2011, 01:01:52 am

628 - Eat your PC.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Kerbe on October 28, 2011, 09:52:45 am

629 - Let you PC eat you

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Clone on October 28, 2011, 02:39:04 pm

630 - Beg Dario for money.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Clone on October 30, 2011, 05:02:42 pm

631 - Beg Dario for more money.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: .Tony on October 30, 2011, 05:18:06 pm

632 - Tell ur wife that u slept with someone else

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: aleksandar_gojkovic on November 27, 2011, 09:00:44 pm

633- flame  2pac on westcoast

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ricardo. on November 27, 2011, 10:30:40 pm

634 - fuck with Tony.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: .Tony on November 27, 2011, 10:31:35 pm

645 - See Ricardo's small dick, and die of laughter.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ricardo. on November 27, 2011, 10:33:59 pm

LOL. It's bigger than yours, atleast, it was what you told me yesterday, ah you know, when we're on your sister bed

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: .Tony on November 27, 2011, 10:36:49 pm

B*tch please, I were drunk >.>

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ricardo. on November 27, 2011, 10:38:53 pm

Quote from: .Tony on November 27, 2011, 10:36:49 pm

B*tch please, I were drunk >.>

Na na, you were sober

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: aleksandar_gojkovic on November 28, 2011, 01:59:39 pm

stop arguing when you know that i got bigger dick than both of you   :cool:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: JDC on March 23, 2012, 12:18:47 pm

646. Attempt to drink a 2-liter bottle of cola right after dropping a tube of mentos inside.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: S7ab_Tns on March 23, 2012, 04:59:19 pm

647- Eat a pig's poop.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: [WS]Jacob on April 10, 2012, 12:15:07 am

648. Choke on a Toblerone

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: ɹǝʇsuoɯ on April 10, 2012, 02:20:06 am

649.

-Super exploding boner
Girl was to hot for you.

Boner>super boner>KaaBoom

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: JDC on April 12, 2012, 07:57:03 am

650. Get a heart attack after spending 72 hours thinking why this post is reply # 631 even though this is the 650th way to die.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ptown on April 19, 2012, 08:40:13 am

651. watch the movie The Ring

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Andeey on April 19, 2012, 09:57:52 am

652.

watch paranormal activity 60 times in 3D

 

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: sandisk125 on April 19, 2012, 07:17:48 pm

653. go near a freecop

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Andeey on April 20, 2012, 06:15:31 am

654.

Beome friends with a hacker

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Stefanrsb on April 20, 2012, 12:19:10 pm

655.

Don't drink anything for 5 days.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Ptown on April 20, 2012, 01:09:13 pm

656. light your friend on fire then hug them

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: fuzzball69 on April 20, 2012, 05:17:19 pm

657. Eating poo while being involved in a human centipede

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Andeey on April 20, 2012, 05:18:27 pm

658,

Watching an Extremely intense match of Netball

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Fazzeh on April 20, 2012, 05:34:38 pm

659.
Take a arrow to the knee

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Andeey on April 20, 2012, 05:50:41 pm

660,

look at fazzy's Display picture and laugh to death

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Fazzeh on April 20, 2012, 05:59:23 pm

661.
eat some chicken i cooked at KFC  :banana:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: sjdsadsadoisa on April 20, 2012, 06:19:13 pm

662.

(http://rocklandusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/junks-soap.jpg)

Do as this man says.

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Exterminator on April 20, 2012, 06:40:24 pm

Shouting I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER to homos who cant get girls

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Fazzeh on April 20, 2012, 06:44:21 pm

664.
Being a forum spam bot  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Marcell on April 20, 2012, 06:57:13 pm

665. Arguing with SugarD over 'trolling' term

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Verz on April 20, 2012, 07:07:12 pm

666. Look at the number.  :devroll:

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: Fazzeh on April 20, 2012, 07:11:04 pm

667,
Carjacking me  :war:*pewpewpew*

Title: Re: 1000 ways to die
Post by: JDC on April 21, 2012, 10:07:48 am

668. Stick your dick in a vaccuum cleaner and set it to "MAX".