1000 ways to die

[Todor]

254.  Fight Maxy.

255. Slit your wrists.

[Louis_Keyl]

256. /q /q /q /q /q /q /q

[Uninhibited]

257. /kill

[EliteTerm]

#258 Trying to prank the bomb squad with a inflated bag

[Wayne]

#259 Being be shot down by Tommy with scarface style while looking to his shadows.

[Rory]

#260

Going to your house to post about ways to die on your addiction website regarding a video game but on your way to your house to use the computer a pigeon flew over your head, running into a stoplight 3 blocks away that collapsed on top of a vehicle, where that vehicle exploded as the driver leaped out, but he leaped onto a Police Officer who's gun discharged into the fire hydrant, making the fire hydrant explode, launching high powered water into a chemical truck that tipped over from the pressure from the water, causing it to break open and leak out liquid nitrous that froze everything it touched, causing a nearby chemical plant to react to the liquid nitrous, that made it explode and smoke a bird that happened to be sitting on a pole, of which that bird was sent into the air, and landed on top of your head, knocking you down in front of a fire truck that was running to the original car exploding, killing you instantly upon impact.

[DRCharlie]

#261

Meet Charlie the freecop who is coming back soon :P

[NesQuicK]

#262

Diying with Aids, for fucking a hooker

[Lamar Diasso]

#263

Put a screwdriver into your heart and tear the heart totally apart.

[Ang3lo]

#264

Fuck with a cems 

[Wayne]

#265

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[MisterSjeiks]

#260

Going to your house to post about ways to die on your addiction website regarding a video game but on your way to your house to use the computer a pigeon flew over your head, running into a stoplight 3 blocks away that collapsed on top of a vehicle, where that vehicle exploded as the driver leaped out, but he leaped onto a Police Officer who's gun discharged into the fire hydrant, making the fire hydrant explode, launching high powered water into a chemical truck that tipped over from the pressure from the water, causing it to break open and leak out liquid nitrous that froze everything it touched, causing a nearby chemical plant to react to the liquid nitrous, that made it explode and smoke a bird that happened to be sitting on a pole, of which that bird was sent into the air, and landed on top of your head, knocking you down in front of a fire truck that was running to the original car exploding, killing you instantly upon impact.

Shall i call the doctor for you? :P

266. Compete in a diving contest in VC

[[NP]Monte Montague]

267.  Whilst butt nekked doing what you shouldn't be, suffering a heart attack of your family walking in on you.

[Jingle]

268. Drowning in a kiddie pool.

[NesQuicK]

269. watching porno -.-