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Title: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 03, 2010, 12:23:39 am
(http://gamerlimit.com/files/2009/10/Chuck-Norris-Apple-banner.jpg)


(http://i39.tinypic.com/33y0pzk.png)

Story from chuck norris

Under construction

Story from *member*

Under construction




(http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/digitalcontent/chuck22nov2007.jpg)Family tree

Chuck - Father
mrss.norris. - mother
ness - Mrs.norris brother
jeremy - chuck's brother
janar - son of chuck
Joona - son of Jeremy
Flaken - Joona's uncle
Lustig - someone who we found in the bushes.
Amon - son of Chuck







Random facts

(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk54/UrNinjaBuddy/Chuck20Norris20Facts.jpg)





(http://fivegreenacres.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/chuck-norris-400ds06201.jpg)1.Respect Argonath RPG rules

2.Respect all Argonath RPG player

3.Respect all family member

4.Do NOT flame/dm/provoke other members

5.Do NOT disrespect a gang/mafia either they are allies/enemies of us.

6.Do NOT revenge kill

7.Always use the command /me in any situation example is /me takes out glock19 from his wristband





(http://i40.tinypic.com/if216v.png)


Chuck norris family

Ingame Nick:
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?:
Will you follow your parents commands?:
Why you want to join our family:
Previous Ingame Nick:






(http://thebigcritique.com/wp-content/images/music/chucknorris.jpg)

Mr.Chuck_Norris
Car : newsvan
House : /
Bizz : the norris hotel


Mrs_Norris
Car : None (she jacks her cars)
House : None
Bizz :


 [WS]Amon_Norris
Car : infernus
House : mansion
Bizz : Hotel






(http://i40.tinypic.com/1zoyohc.png)

under construction



Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: SavioR88 on January 03, 2010, 12:28:14 am
Good Luck
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 03, 2010, 12:36:52 am
please remove ur message and report - reserved
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: supermanmk on January 03, 2010, 12:45:19 am
YE CHUCK NORRIS IS MAKING A SNOWMAN OUT OF RAIN.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: BlackEagle on January 03, 2010, 01:19:50 am
lol.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Andros on January 03, 2010, 01:48:34 am
You forgot that ''Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim underground.''

Good luck!
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Eugene on January 03, 2010, 03:07:14 am
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Amon_Spieldez on January 03, 2010, 05:50:19 am
LOL.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Durfa on January 03, 2010, 05:55:47 am
Haha nice, Good luck :]
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: SeanC on January 03, 2010, 06:50:43 am
Good luck and LMFAO at the Chuck Norris fact.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Deam on January 03, 2010, 07:36:29 am
Good luck Masa :)
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Tsub0 on January 03, 2010, 08:41:21 am
Awesome! Good Luck :)
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MarioRinarri on January 03, 2010, 10:18:05 am
Quote from: kids
I lol'd.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Silver_Pandoora on January 03, 2010, 10:21:36 am
L0L at the facts.
Good luck.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Whiteman on January 03, 2010, 10:29:21 am
lol.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Frank_Hawk on January 03, 2010, 11:14:08 am
Good luck Masa.

Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris (Way of the Dragon) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzQ2qrtBeg#)
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: BlackEagle on January 03, 2010, 11:57:29 am

Nigga' 'chu callin' me kiddo? :(
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 03, 2010, 12:37:55 pm

The norris family is looking for a place to stay and roleplay
if you got suggestions please contact Mr.Chuck_Norris, or leave it here at this topic, we thank you in advance.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 03, 2010, 01:36:27 pm
You can rent a room in my place.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 03, 2010, 03:40:33 pm
You can rent a room in my place.

we are looking for a building to own ourselves, and roleplay outside.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 03, 2010, 03:45:26 pm
we are looking for a building to own ourselves, and roleplay outside.
Try Ganton, i heard there are some cribs for sale there.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Traser on January 03, 2010, 04:02:20 pm
Masa.. did i say you could use those images :)?
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 03, 2010, 04:30:13 pm
Ingame Nick: Marouan_Wilson
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:more then 2 months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes, else chuck will kill me
Will you follow your parents commands?: Yes, unless they wont let me go to the party
Why you want to join our family: ITS CHUCK NORRIS' FAMILY
Previous Ingame Nick: Marouan_Johnson - [DC]MarKoltsov - Marouan_Koltsov
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 03, 2010, 04:40:25 pm
Masa.. did i say you could use those images :)?

i tought i could because you let me use it the previous time aswell, but if needed i'll remove em ...
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: TruthSvensson on January 03, 2010, 04:51:32 pm
When Chuck Norris floods, Jeffery gets kicked.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 03, 2010, 04:54:54 pm
When Chuck Norris floods, Jeffery gets kicked.
xD
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 03, 2010, 05:53:10 pm
Ingame Nick: Marouan_Wilson
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:more then 2 months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes, else chuck will kill me
Will you follow your parents commands?: Yes, unless they wont let me go to the party
Why you want to join our family: ITS CHUCK NORRIS' FAMILY
Previous Ingame Nick: Marouan_Johnson - [DC]MarKoltsov - Marouan_Koltsov

will be reviewed
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Amon_Spieldez on January 03, 2010, 05:54:18 pm
Ingame Nick:[WS]Amon
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:Year.
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?:Aswell.
Will you follow your parents commands?:YES.
Why you want to join our family:Because the owner invited me and its kind'a nice roleplay group.
Previous Ingame Nick:Amon_sPIELDEZ,[WS]Tony,Amon_Lepas,bla bla bla ( amon)


Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 03, 2010, 05:55:19 pm
Ingame Nick:[WS]Amon
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:Year.
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?:Aswell.
Will you follow your parents commands?:YES.
Why you want to join our family:Because the owner invited me and its kind'a nice roleplay group.
Previous Ingame Nick:Amon_sPIELDEZ,[WS]Tony,Amon_Lepas,bla bla bla ( amon)

(http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/chuck-norris-approved.jpg)
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: SoSa on January 03, 2010, 06:04:05 pm
Good luck :cool:
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MarioRinarri on January 03, 2010, 06:14:04 pm
we are looking for a building to own ourselves, and roleplay outside.
You can use my skyscraper next to the F.B.I. HQ in Little Mexico while you're looking for a building, the fee is 0.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 03, 2010, 07:10:45 pm
You can use my skyscraper next to the F.B.I. HQ in Little Mexico while you're looking for a building, the fee is 0.

We already purchased a big hq, thanks for the offer though
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Amon_Spieldez on January 03, 2010, 07:12:29 pm
:alert" :alert" Topic will be updated in 24 hours.  :alert" :alert"
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Arch on January 03, 2010, 07:13:10 pm
ROFL good luck  :D
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Petar on January 03, 2010, 07:20:03 pm
When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't go up , the ground goes down. xD

Good luck xD
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Lulo_B on January 03, 2010, 08:46:13 pm
Everyone can cut bred with knife,but Chuck Norris cut it with his hand   

 :ps: :lol:
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Legitech on January 03, 2010, 09:34:40 pm
If Chuck Norris Touches Water He Dosent Get Wet Water Gets Chuck Norris
AWESOME!
can i be Cousin :D?
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Arch on January 03, 2010, 09:47:41 pm
Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 03, 2010, 11:11:44 pm
if you want to be a cousin/son/daughter, post a application.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: mich on January 04, 2010, 01:44:06 am
hehe
good luck :D
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: frednox on January 04, 2010, 04:43:33 am
Good Luck Bob_Norris should Join xD
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 04, 2010, 08:10:55 am
Good Luck Bob_Norris should Join xD

i will ask him when i see him :D

Post Merge: January 04, 2010, 07:15:19 pm
update: the group is since now Tagless!
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Janar on January 05, 2010, 10:03:33 pm
Ingame Nick: Janar_J
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 1 year and 7 months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes.
Will you follow your parents commands?: Yes.
Why you want to join our family: Because Jeremy told me about it, and when i heard, that this family does so good RP, i decided to join.
Previous Ingame Nick: [AV]Janar
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Whiteman on January 05, 2010, 10:16:17 pm
Masa, update the topic, we are now Farm Family, and update topic with new stuff, more farm style etc. thanks.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Flakattak_88 on January 06, 2010, 03:12:09 pm
Ingame Nick:Flaken
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:10 Month
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?:I will Treasure every rule as always.
Will you follow your parents commands?:Errm, Ok
Why you want to join our family:It is a new fresh group with nice people, It seems nice.
Previous Ingame Nick:Flakattak_88
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Ness on January 06, 2010, 05:38:21 pm
Chuck, your brother Jeremy is ruining the business, whenever I have some "stuff" cooked up, he comes with his little cop friends and busts us all, he lost me 1k too.

Post Merge: January 06, 2010, 05:42:06 pm

Ingame Nick: Ness_Gvardia
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: almost a year now
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes
Will you follow your parents commands?: Ofcourse
Why you want to join our family: *cough*worlddomination*cough* and, I like farm rp :P
Previous Ingame Nick: Ness_Gvardia
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Whiteman on January 06, 2010, 05:45:28 pm
You are pissing me off, first you /picklock and ruin our farm door and get in, second we are legal farm family.
I don't recommend him, masa. only thing he does is growing weed -...-
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: newton_alex on January 06, 2010, 06:13:37 pm
Ingame Nick: [NP]Matrix
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 3+ daily (If i read it wrong and you mean timed played since joining it is 4-5months)
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: yes I most certainly will
Will you follow your parents commands?:Yes I will
Why you want to join our family: I talk to Chuck IG and he seems really nice, also this seems like a great opportunity to RP
Previous Ingame Nick: Newton_Ancelotti, newton_alex, Newton_Barzini
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Ness on January 06, 2010, 06:37:40 pm
Anyways, the problem between me and Jeremy was resolved, it was a misunderstanding, that's all
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 06, 2010, 06:55:28 pm
Ingame Nick: [NP]Matrix
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 3+ daily (If i read it wrong and you mean timed played since joining it is 4-5months)
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: yes I most certainly will
Will you follow your parents commands?:Yes I will
Why you want to join our family: I talk to Chuck IG and he seems really nice, also this seems like a great opportunity to RP
Previous Ingame Nick: Newton_Ancelotti, newton_alex, Newton_Barzini

(http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/chuck-norris-approved.jpg)

Accepted, talk with chuck norris ingame to receive a shiftname
Also, please state which role you want to be, son or related family
Related family will not need to wear a tag.


Ingame Nick: Ness_Gvardia
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: almost a year now
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes
Will you follow your parents commands?: Ofcourse
Why you want to join our family: *cough*worlddomination*cough* and, I like farm rp :P
Previous Ingame Nick: Ness_Gvardia

Pending

Ingame Nick:Flaken
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:10 Month
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?:I will Treasure every rule as always.
Will you follow your parents commands?:Errm, Ok
Why you want to join our family:It is a new fresh group with nice people, It seems nice.
Previous Ingame Nick:Flakattak_88


(http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/chuck-norris-approved.jpg)

Accepted, talk with chuck norris ingame to receive a shiftname
Also, please state which role you want to be, son or related family
Related family will not need to wear a tag.


Ingame Nick: Janar_J
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 1 year and 7 months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes.
Will you follow your parents commands?: Yes.
Why you want to join our family: Because Jeremy told me about it, and when i heard, that this family does so good RP, i decided to join.
Previous Ingame Nick: [AV]Janar

(http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/chuck-norris-approved.jpg)

Accepted, talk with chuck norris ingame to receive a shiftname
Also, please state which role you want to be, son or related family
Related family will not need to wear a tag.

Post Merge: January 06, 2010, 06:56:56 pm
Masa, update the topic, we are now Farm Family, and update topic with new stuff, more farm style etc. thanks.

Will most likely be hiring a topic designer for about 25.000$ since i'm not that good at it.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Amon_Spieldez on January 06, 2010, 06:58:47 pm
ill add tag today
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Whiteman on January 06, 2010, 07:15:13 pm
Yeah, thanks and tell the designer to do it farm style :)

Post Merge: January 06, 2010, 08:09:08 pm
Chuck - Father
mrss.norris. - mother
ness - Mrs.norris brother
jeremy - chuck's brother
janar - son of chuck
Joona - son of Jeremy
Flaken - Joona's uncle
Lustig - someone who we found in the bushes.
Amon - son of Chuck
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Void on January 07, 2010, 06:40:10 pm
I just love Chuck Norris jokes...No offense he shot some great movies in his time

Ingame Nick:Void
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:6 months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Of course
Will you follow your parents commands?: Of course
Why you want to join our family: as stated above...I am a great Chuck Norris movies fan especially Delta Force  :D,I just love this idea of farm Role Play
Previous Ingame Nick:[WS]Luke[CS]
If accepted I would like to play the role of Chuck's brother if not then son.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Gerrie = Banned (Daco) on January 07, 2010, 06:42:20 pm
I just love Chuck Norris jokes...No offense he shot some great movies in his time

What about Jesus ? :(
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Void on January 07, 2010, 09:55:51 pm
What about Jesus ? :(

Jesus is a matter of past...He died...
But Chuck will never die  :lol:
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 08, 2010, 09:44:02 am
Jesus is a matter of past...He died...
But Chuck will never die  :lol:

Read fact 3 on the first post in this topic :)
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Void on January 08, 2010, 12:40:27 pm
Read fact 3 on the first post in this topic :)

accepted,denied or pending ?  :)
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 09, 2010, 11:24:28 am
accepted,denied or pending ?  :)

You will be informed at the appropriate time.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: marczzz on January 09, 2010, 01:12:12 pm
Ingame Nick: Isten_Vok
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: I didn't count. About half year.
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Of course
Will you follow your parents commands?: Sure
Why you want to join our family:I can't explain.  I'ld like to be part of this awesome family, and make fun with Chuck :)
Previous Ingame Nick: -
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 09, 2010, 01:39:39 pm
# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

# Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)

# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

# Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

# CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

# Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

# Chuck Norris doesn

Post Merge: January 09, 2010, 01:41:47 pm
OMG ROFL CHECK THESE OUT!
      

    * When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
       
    * Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Poor stripper D:.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Janar on January 09, 2010, 04:40:12 pm
There is one twice:

Quote
# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

and

Quote
# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 09, 2010, 06:25:19 pm
There is one twice:

and

When chuck norris does something, he does it twice automaticly :D
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 09, 2010, 10:29:57 pm
It's a fact now, google is impressed by Chuck_Norris

(http://i48.tinypic.com/16jlheo.jpg)

Picture provided by Twenty, Thank you
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 10, 2010, 11:43:17 am
Lol, im gonna try it out.

Post Merge: January 10, 2010, 11:44:11 am
Lol, when i press the first link that comes out the site doensnt exists
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Tanner on January 11, 2010, 05:50:11 am
Your going to have a "Hood"?
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Rick. on January 11, 2010, 05:52:38 am
lol.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 11, 2010, 03:46:23 pm
Your going to have a "Hood"?

Not sure yet, but we are found at the red farm weedfield at the moment since we own that farm there.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Webster on January 11, 2010, 05:11:43 pm
Omg i just typed Chuck Norris on google and clicked on the first link and i found this.

(http://i48.tinypic.com/f3dszr.jpg)

I rofled half an hour  :rofl:
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: MisterSjeiks on January 11, 2010, 05:25:01 pm
Omg i just typed Chuck Norris on google and clicked on the first link and i found this.

(http://i48.tinypic.com/f3dszr.jpg)

I rofled half an hour  :rofl:
Those guys are very smart, when you look closely to the link you can see its not google, its nochucknorris.com they remade the google template, its HILARIOUS
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Legitech on January 18, 2010, 04:45:29 pm
Chuck norris family

Ingame Nick:[SE]Legi_Lion
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 4months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes.
Will you follow your parents commands?:Yes.
Why you want to join our family: Because Chuck norris can kill Jesus if he dosent give him undiable powed thats why Chuck Norris cant die!
Previous Ingame Nick: Legitech (and many Mafia as Legitech_Diablos)
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Chuck_Norris on January 23, 2010, 11:39:35 am
Chuck norris family

Ingame Nick:[SE]Legi_Lion
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 4months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes.
Will you follow your parents commands?:Yes.
Why you want to join our family: Because Chuck norris can kill Jesus if he dosent give him undiable powed thats why Chuck Norris cant die!
Previous Ingame Nick: Legitech (and many Mafia as Legitech_Diablos)

Noted.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Argoplayer on February 02, 2010, 11:26:27 pm
LOL, how did Chuck count to infinity? TWICE :P
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Andy. on February 03, 2010, 05:42:51 am
-Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
-Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
-The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
-The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.(( :O )))
-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
-It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: marczzz on February 13, 2010, 11:39:44 am
Chuch plz could you check my application?:)
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Ness on February 19, 2010, 03:48:18 pm
Patience, he is aware of your application, just wait a while and he'll give you a reply.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: newton_alex on February 25, 2010, 06:13:57 pm

Post Merge: January 06, 2010, 08:09:08 pm
Chuck - Father
mrss.norris. - mother
ness - Mrs.norris brother
jeremy - chuck's brother
janar - son of chuck
Joona - son of Jeremy
Flaken - Joona's uncle
Lustig - someone who we found in the bushes.
Amon - son of Chuck
I forgot to comment, I am [NP]Matrix however i had namechange to [AVt]Jake_Sully and  I am Chuck's son aswell.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: tompa_carloz on March 01, 2010, 03:58:12 pm
Hey guys, we just unpacking our stuff(were new), wanted to say hello and present ourselfs.
Hope to meet you IG soon.
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Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Ness on March 01, 2010, 07:45:35 pm
Good luck with 3C Tompa.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Rammer on March 01, 2010, 08:34:34 pm
Good luck and i hope it will grow big :P :)
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Janar on March 03, 2010, 06:25:08 pm
[WS]Amon left Argonath, at least I have heard so.
Title: Re: the Norris family | new in town
Post by: Varjaca on March 04, 2010, 09:15:15 pm
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.
When Chuck is cutting Onion, onion is crying

Chuck never experienced lag, lag is too scared of him

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out
of them.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire

Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris
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