the Norris family | new in town

[Ness]

Chuck, your brother Jeremy is ruining the business, whenever I have some "stuff" cooked up, he comes with his little cop friends and busts us all, he lost me 1k too.
Post Merge: January 06, 2010, 05:42:06 pm
Ingame Nick: Ness_Gvardia
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: almost a year now
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes
Will you follow your parents commands?: Ofcourse
Why you want to join our family: *cough*worlddomination*cough* and, I like farm rp :P
Previous Ingame Nick: Ness_Gvardia

[Whiteman]

You are pissing me off, first you /picklock and ruin our farm door and get in, second we are legal farm family.
I don't recommend him, masa. only thing he does is growing weed -...-

[newton_alex]

Ingame Nick: [NP]Matrix
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 3+ daily (If i read it wrong and you mean timed played since joining it is 4-5months)
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: yes I most certainly will
Will you follow your parents commands?:Yes I will
Why you want to join our family: I talk to Chuck IG and he seems really nice, also this seems like a great opportunity to RP
Previous Ingame Nick: Newton_Ancelotti, newton_alex, Newton_Barzini

[Ness]

Anyways, the problem between me and Jeremy was resolved, it was a misunderstanding, that's all

[Chuck_Norris]

Ingame Nick: [NP]Matrix
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 3+ daily (If i read it wrong and you mean timed played since joining it is 4-5months)
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: yes I most certainly will
Will you follow your parents commands?:Yes I will
Why you want to join our family: I talk to Chuck IG and he seems really nice, also this seems like a great opportunity to RP
Previous Ingame Nick: Newton_Ancelotti, newton_alex, Newton_Barzini

Accepted, talk with chuck norris ingame to receive a shiftname
Also, please state which role you want to be, son or related family
Related family will not need to wear a tag.

Ingame Nick: Ness_Gvardia
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: almost a year now
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes
Will you follow your parents commands?: Ofcourse
Why you want to join our family: *cough*worlddomination*cough* and, I like farm rp :P
Previous Ingame Nick: Ness_Gvardia

Pending

Ingame Nick:Flaken
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:10 Month
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?:I will Treasure every rule as always.
Will you follow your parents commands?:Errm, Ok
Why you want to join our family:It is a new fresh group with nice people, It seems nice.
Previous Ingame Nick:Flakattak_88

Accepted, talk with chuck norris ingame to receive a shiftname
Also, please state which role you want to be, son or related family
Related family will not need to wear a tag.

Ingame Nick: Janar_J
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 1 year and 7 months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes.
Will you follow your parents commands?: Yes.
Why you want to join our family: Because Jeremy told me about it, and when i heard, that this family does so good RP, i decided to join.
Previous Ingame Nick: [AV]Janar

Accepted, talk with chuck norris ingame to receive a shiftname
Also, please state which role you want to be, son or related family
Related family will not need to wear a tag.

Post Merge: January 06, 2010, 06:56:56 pm

Masa, update the topic, we are now Farm Family, and update topic with new stuff, more farm style etc. thanks.

Will most likely be hiring a topic designer for about 25.000$ since i'm not that good at it.

[Amon_Spieldez]

ill add tag today

[Whiteman]

Yeah, thanks and tell the designer to do it farm style
Post Merge: January 06, 2010, 08:09:08 pmChuck - Father
mrss.norris. - mother
ness - Mrs.norris brother
jeremy - chuck's brother
janar - son of chuck
Joona - son of Jeremy
Flaken - Joona's uncle
Lustig - someone who we found in the bushes.
Amon - son of Chuck

[Void]

I just love Chuck Norris jokes...No offense he shot some great movies in his time

Ingame Nick:Void
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?:6 months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Of course
Will you follow your parents commands?: Of course
Why you want to join our family: as stated above...I am a great Chuck Norris movies fan especially Delta Force  ,I just love this idea of farm Role Play
Previous Ingame Nick:[WS]Luke[CS]
If accepted I would like to play the role of Chuck's brother if not then son.

[Gerrie = Banned (Daco)]

I just love Chuck Norris jokes...No offense he shot some great movies in his time

What about Jesus ?

[Void]

What about Jesus ?

Jesus is a matter of past...He died...
But Chuck will never die 

[Chuck_Norris]

Jesus is a matter of past...He died...
But Chuck will never die 

Read fact 3 on the first post in this topic

[Void]

Read fact 3 on the first post in this topic

accepted,denied or pending ? 

[Chuck_Norris]

accepted,denied or pending ? 

You will be informed at the appropriate time.

[marczzz]

Ingame Nick: Isten_Vok
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: I didn't count. About half year.
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Of course
Will you follow your parents commands?: Sure
Why you want to join our family:I can't explain.  I'ld like to be part of this awesome family, and make fun with Chuck
Previous Ingame Nick: -

[MisterSjeiks]

# Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

# There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

# Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

# Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)

# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

# Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

# CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

# Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

# What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

# Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

# Chuck Norris doesn
Post Merge: January 09, 2010, 01:41:47 pmOMG ROFL CHECK THESE OUT!
      

    * When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
       
    * Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Poor stripper D:.