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Title: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Jcstodds on December 07, 2010, 04:44:43 pm
 This topic is designed to give inspiration to the criminal world, who - lets be honest - are not the most inventive nowadays.

So please post your short scenarios that can give inspiration to other criminals to do alternative, exciting work.

I don't have much time, but will start it off.


1. As a Russian Mafia guy, I started a slave trade with Jay_Adams involving kidnapping hobo's off the street, training them to be slaves at skate park and selling to highest bidders.
2. As above, but we used the slaves in fights - Gladiator style, where winner may win his freedom. Were taking bets on the winners.
3. As a crazy proffesor, I continually do experiments on people which usually ends up with them having some kind of defect. They are then dumped in LS.
4. As a gangster, infiltrated LSPD to steal their captured drugs with another group, using stealth. Had to "convince" a cop to give us the keycode to the door.
5. As crazy proffesor, I experimented on several people, turning them into various mutated monsters. With a small monster army I threatened the LSPD chief into giving me weed for my experiments (events) (gained a lot of weed from this).
6. As a mobster, I created a "Dictator Political Party", fought against a communist political party. Another time I took over Montgomery by force, declaring myself as mayor and renaming Montgomery to "Jcstodds Land". All laws were revoked and Montgomery became an illegal town.
7. As a mobster, I ran "Evil Taxi Co." where people were threatened to get in taxi and told to shut up by a fat black guy sitting next to them. Driver competition was harrassed using baseball bats unless they joined.

These are just quick examples. Please do not give boring stories of rubbish like " I aimed gun and said GIMME YO MONEh or die" then he gave me money so I shot him". Or "I kidnap cop lol for no reason and make big 207 cop criminal team DM".

Please genuine roleplay things you did as a criminal that can inspire other criminal roleplayers to do something extraordinary!
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Brad. on December 07, 2010, 04:48:56 pm
ALS, Corleone, Araatus.  Angel Pine.  Ours.  Fun day that, I still remember Mario crying on teamspeak xD
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: ElMartu on December 07, 2010, 04:55:22 pm
I killed a cop once.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Mr.Joker on December 07, 2010, 05:19:20 pm
Types of Crimes


- Burglary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burglary)
- Theft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft)
- Motor vehicle theft (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_vehicle_theft)
- Criminal law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_law)



Abuse - To use wrongly or improperly used; misuse
Child abuse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_abuse) - Cruelty to children (people under the age of 18)
Sexual abuse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse) - The act of injuring a person during sexual activity without mutual consent for the gratification of the abuser.
Child sexual abuse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sexual_abuse) - When an adult forces a minor to engage in sexual activity, especially without regard for the mental, emotional, and physical well-being of the child who, by government law, cannot consent since it is believed that anyone under the age of 18 years does not have a developed enough understanding of sexuality.
Child-on-child sexual abuse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child-on-child_sexual_abuse) - When a minor abuses another child sexually. No adult is involved.
Assault and battery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_and_battery) - An assault involving actual bodily contact
Assault (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault) - An unlawful physical attack upon another or threat to do violence to another
Aggravated assault (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggravated_assault) - Assault with the use of weapons or in other circumstances beyond the realm of normal assault
Sexual assault (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_assault) - When a person
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Mr.Joker on December 07, 2010, 05:22:47 pm
Battery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battery_(crime)) - An unlawful attack upon another person by beating or wounding, or by touching in an offensive manner
Aggravated battery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggravated_battery)   
Sexual battery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_battery)   
Cruelty to animals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruelty_to_animals) - A cruel act upon an animal
Domestic violence  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_violence)- Acts of violence against a person living in one's household or a member of one's immediate family
Harassment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harassment)   
Sexual harassment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_harassment)   
Homicide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homicide) - The killing of another human being
Murder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder) - Homicide in certain proscribed conditions
Aggravated murder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggravated_murder)   
Sexual murder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_murder)   
Property damage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property_damage) - Damage to another's property (i.e.: breaking of things, burning, or harming in a devastating manner)
Rape (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape) - The unlawful compelling of someone through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse
Statutory rape (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statutory_rape) - Consensual sexual relations between an adult and a person below the local age of consent.
Robbery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robbery) - Use of force or threat of force in the commission of theft.

NOW USE YOU'RE IMAGINATION !! xD


-Cheers,
Mr.Joker
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Lorenzo. on December 07, 2010, 05:33:37 pm
IRL I started wikileaks ;)
No joking.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: xu1gua on December 07, 2010, 05:48:02 pm
- Selling illegal weapons and very cheap, that's current crime.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Altair_Carter on December 07, 2010, 06:02:55 pm
People miss the point of this topic.
Once I convinced Pancher to buy 30 weed from me. Got my 500$


EDIT: This was back at the times weed was illegal and was being destroyed by all high-leveled officials.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: SG_Baker on December 07, 2010, 06:13:00 pm
Saw an admin first time...he looked funny...killed him....got jailed....came back....saw him getting killed by another guy.....
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Julio. on December 07, 2010, 06:13:49 pm
Quote from: Lorenzo. on December 07, 2010, 05:33:37 pm
IRL I started wikileaks ;)
No joking.
When you say No Joking, do you mean 'No, I am Joking' or 'No joke, I really did'?

:o
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Melvin on December 07, 2010, 06:23:56 pm
Lorenzo is lucky that the person who started wikileaks have been arrested today. Else the american government was hunting for lorenzo :P
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Julio. on December 07, 2010, 06:29:15 pm
I would seriously laugh if that happened
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Bilbo on December 07, 2010, 06:37:33 pm
Criminals need more planning and imagination to their crimes, if I may quote a situation earlier;

PlayerX asks [R*]IcyAero to take him to a certain lokation
[R*]IcyAero: Okay, I'll guide you the way.
PlayerX and [R*]IcyAero enter a convertible Windsor
PlayerX locks the doors
PlayerX kidnaps [R*]IcyAero
[R*]IcyAero hops out from the car
PlayerX: ???
[R*]IcyAero: What? It's a convertible!

:lol:
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Julio. on December 07, 2010, 06:38:42 pm
lol

Nice one :lol:
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Jcstodds on December 07, 2010, 07:07:43 pm
Quote from: Mr.Joker on December 07, 2010, 05:22:47 pm
NOW USE YOU'RE IMAGINATION !! xD
  You just stated all the normal crimes that require very little imagination. Please do not post more off topic. Re-read 1st post if you do not understand.



Quote from: Brad. on December 07, 2010, 04:48:56 pm
ALS, Corleone, Araatus.  Angel Pine.  Ours.  Fun day that, I still remember Mario crying on teamspeak xD
  Haha that was amazing. I was taking the mickey of his voice, he keeps turning up on his own against loads of criminals going " let me keel you!" or something. Was his name Mario? I do remember calling him Mario cause of his accent all the time.


EDIT:
 All off topic will be reported and hopefully removed by mods. This includes posts by Lorenzo, El Martu and Mr Joker who do not understand the topic, and Melvin and Joedaman633 who are not posting anything relevant at all.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: shitix on December 07, 2010, 07:13:57 pm
Quote from: jcstodds on December 07, 2010, 04:44:43 pm
6. As a mobster, I created a "Dictator Political Party", fought against a communist political party. Another time I took over Montgomery by force, declaring myself as mayor and renaming Montgomery to "Jcstodds Land". All laws were revoked and Montgomery became an illegal town.
Wouldent this get you banned for nazism? i guess most people of this comunity would count it as a some sort of nazi party(mostly those who dosent know shit about the nazi party during 1930's)

I aint that active doing big crimes exept killing/turturing people who disrespects the MC :D
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Julio. on December 07, 2010, 07:31:51 pm
Quote from: jcstodds on December 07, 2010, 07:07:43 pm
All off topic will be reported and hopefully removed by mods. This includes posts by Lorenzo, El Martu and Mr Joker who do not understand the topic, and Melvin and Joedaman633 who are not posting anything relevant at all.

THAT is the sort of thing which I do not like... I will take that as a provoking. All you had to do was ask me to do delete my stupid posts.

Jesus Christ...
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Rusty on December 07, 2010, 07:37:13 pm
Used to "murder" players by LSPD when I briefly used the name IceTruck_Killer would put them in the boot of my black sentinel drive them out to the bodybags in Bone County and dump them.  I'd use /ad to let cops know that I had struck again and was looking for my next victim, my mistake I stopped at LV Ammu-Nation to buy a silenced 9mm and when I exited there was about 8 cops waiting on me.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Jcstodds on December 07, 2010, 08:44:33 pm
Quote from: joedaman633 on December 07, 2010, 07:31:51 pm
THAT is the sort of thing which I do not like... I will take that as a provoking. All you had to do was ask me to do delete my stupid posts.
Jesus Christ...
  Because I can only report 1 post every 2 minutes, I am not going to sit and wait and report each one, so I just make it easy for moderators by reporting one and naming you all. Don't wanna be reported? You do not see me posting off topic or any other shit in your threads. Have some respect. Don't like it? I do not like you having a dump on my topic.

This post will be deleted when topic is moderated.


@shitix
  I made no references to nazi's (didn't even think of them at the time). I simply played on the stereotype for comedy effect. This is a game and not to be confused with real world topics. All of my roleplay is idealized to be fun, fair and feasible. Currently in the real world there are still dictatorships which have absolutely nothing to do with nazi's at all. So I dunno how you can pick out 1 example, without actually witnessing the event itself, and try label me as nazism.



Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Jamal on December 07, 2010, 11:44:37 pm
Quote from: joedaman633 on December 07, 2010, 07:31:51 pm
THAT is the sort of thing which I do not like... I will take that as a provoking. All you had to do was ask me to do delete my stupid posts.

Jesus Christ...
because posting someone is going offtopic is provoking?... I'm pretty sure he's asking you right there, what you call 'provoking'

I once delivered a stockload of weapons stolen from Area 69, and then earned profit! [zomg? job other than scripted for moneys??] Of course this is after failing to get the truck to the location two times, once including being the length of LS City hall, my truck fell into the waters. First time they got stuck in a canyon wall in Bone county.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: shitix on December 07, 2010, 11:45:21 pm
I know Jcstodds, but some people has a tendence(howerver its spelled:P) to confuse it with nazism cause its a dictatorship. I do not mean at all that this is nazism, i would realy like to try it out myself.. I asked that question because i was afraid i could get banned if i tried something like it :P

I was with you on that weed robery in LSPD, was REALY fun to do something else then kill people with the SMG cause they wont leave the Clubhouse
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Wash on December 08, 2010, 12:01:11 am
Quote from: jcstodds on December 07, 2010, 04:44:43 pm
This topic is designed to give inspiration to the criminal world, who - lets be honest - are not the most inventive nowadays.
Compared to cops who just chase orange dots all day? :P


I kidnapped Fernando and raped his asshole
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: JDC on December 08, 2010, 01:20:57 am
Quote from: Wash on December 08, 2010, 12:01:11 am
I kidnapped Fernando and raped his asshole

Who hasn't? :roll:

But seriously. :lol: ... as a high-ranking fed, I have seen all sorts of crimes from the average to the imaginative, so let me post some.

Many of them are police-brutality scenarios, some of which are real accounts and some of which are fiction (take a wild guess). Criminals can apply the same mechanisms to some of their crimes, making them fun and creative.

1. Two police officers and a federal agent got stuck in a hole in front of city hall, which was dug for road maintenance. The pope then came, blessed the hole with kerosine, and threw a lighter inside, sacrificing the three people inside to God and purging them of their sins. The three people inside died (using /kill).

2. During a mass at Los Santos officiated by the Archbishop of the city, two aliens entered the cathedral and attempted to assassinate the Archbishop using extraterrestrial laser weapons. One of the aliens was killed and the archbishop used the dead alien's laser gun to kill the other one, although he died as well.

3. I once "persuaded" another mafioso to cough up more information, or I will take him back to Los Santos on October 31 at midnight and feed him to the hobos and the street children. To add to it, I showed him a video of one of his comrades being eaten alive by angry carnivorous hobos.

4. I "persuaded" yet another mobster to give information by serving him a deliciously cooked steak meal. After he finished eating with the fine utilities I made available to him at the government office, I informed him that the steak was made from the corpse of one of his comrades and that he would be next if he refused to talk.

5. SAPD Deputy Chief Vincent Vice was teabagged by SAPD Officers, FBI Agents, SWAT Operatives, Criminals, and Civilians- all at the same time, in one place. (I have a pic)

(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/Schitter_95/TeabagVince.jpg)
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Chase on December 08, 2010, 01:34:21 am
Quote from: Wash on December 08, 2010, 12:01:11 am
I kidnapped Fernando and raped his asshole

What a coincidence,  I do it every day!
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Jcstodds on December 08, 2010, 04:52:08 pm
  Hehe, some great stuff there JDC.

  As a cop I have some unique methods of handling criminals too  :D

  And your Pope RP's remind me of the few times I have been a catholic priest for wedding ceremonies, which usually involve loads of very inappropriate comments xD


  - As a crazy proffesor, I kidnapped several hobos with trail of $1 notes. After taking them to the meat factory in SF, they were led into grinding machines. The chopped up remains were then collected and formed into hotdogs, which were then sold around Los Santos. Funny to see peoples reactions after finding rings, hair and toenails in their 'dogs.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: MisterSjeiks on December 08, 2010, 05:08:30 pm
I entered an experiment with a crazy professor (wich was not Jcstodds).
He infected me with a special zombie-virus. (I was pretty new at this time, and I expected this RP to be extremely small, with MAX. 3 people).
It ended up with the professor making me infect others, he then escorted us to Area69. Unfortunately for him we all escaped. The police force wouldn't do anything so the citizens decided to close area 69 (by parking infront of the entrance) and guard it, to make sure nobody escaped.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Jingle on December 08, 2010, 05:39:40 pm
I shot someone once.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Drastic on December 08, 2010, 05:43:06 pm
I once told someone that I'm going to shoot him, he said that he'll the cops on me.
I was so afraid, that I didn't log in for a month.  :(
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Brad. on December 08, 2010, 06:04:46 pm
Quote from: jcstodds on December 07, 2010, 07:07:43 pm

  Haha that was amazing. I was taking the mickey of his voice, he keeps turning up on his own against loads of criminals going " let me keel you!" or something. Was his name Mario? I do remember calling him Mario cause of his accent all the time.



Nah, it was Newspaper, I remember he got brutally killed about 19 times, then started going on about the fivecar rule because me and daniel started barricading him out xD
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Xander on December 09, 2010, 12:59:06 pm
-I used to kidnap people, even people in my own crime family and would eat them. I used to prefer hobo's since they were easier to get, you could lure them to your car with money or drugs.

-I was suspected for being a Sex Addict once.

-Sometimes when i kidnapped people, i wouldn't eat them myself i would cut them up and sell them using the hotdog vehicle. So people were buying body parts at Pershing and GS9.

-I used to rp a hippie and was stoned 24/7 and could never get away from cops due to being so stoned, and i would sit on a dock with friends and just talk about corruption how we need to take action as hippies and not be overtaken by the government and to not conform.

-I would bury people alive out in Bone County in different locations and leave them with nothing.

-I currently live in Fort Carson and sometimes when people are around i act like there are Aliens all over and one time i acted like they read my thoughts and forced me to drive to Area 69 with people in my Tahoma.

Just some things ive done, i have had my fair share of experiences with others it is alot of fun.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: 8793574 on December 10, 2010, 05:44:43 am
Me and Cofiliano kidnapped Pancher in a taxi, got the whole SAPD and FBI on us.
In the end we were just dropping him off to his house at Bayside.
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: Vukasin on December 10, 2010, 08:20:30 pm
Once i RPed like invisible aliens are attacking me (I think Brokman was the cop that investigated). Then we went to that UFO Bar, where Chupacabra attacked me, so i shot all around, and died from wounds...
Title: Re: [CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on December 11, 2010, 04:37:53 pm
Not really criminal, but I've evaded troubles with a cop.

An officer has pulled me over for supposedly going on the wrong side of the road. So he said I have to pay a $200 ticket. I offered that we dice for it, double or nothing. He agreed and after 3 draws, I won  and I drove off safely without paying the ticket.

Quote
NACUT says: iam going to put a ticket of 200 $
=AV=GrSanta says: can we pay dice? double or nothing
NACUT: WILL YOU PAY SIR OR NOT?
=AV=GrSanta tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 3.
NACUT tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 3.
=AV=GrSanta says: equal
=AV=GrSanta tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 6.
NACUT tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 6.
=AV=GrSanta says: lol
=AV=GrSanta tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 2.
NACUT tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 2.
=AV=GrSanta tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 6.
NACUT tries his luck and rolls the dice.
The dice lands on the number 5.
NACUT says: YOU WON

I hope criminals will learn to use their brain instead of just argue with cops being "abusers". Even the ARPD officers. FYI, you think that SAPD would agree to dice over a ticket? They'd just suspect me for bribery and kill :poke:
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