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Title: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jcstodds on October 05, 2012, 08:14:11 pm
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NOTICEBOARD

Los Santos Church of The Holy Sauron
Jefferson
Los Santos

Church Radio: CB 999

His Eminence, Cardinal Archbishop Father B. Bastard of the Holy Church of Argonath (http://www.argonathrpg.com/index.php?topic=69301.0) welcomes you to his church. That's Father Bastard to YOU. Sit down and shut your ugly mug. I mean, welcome to the Holy Church of Sauron. Where our church sessions will be full of hope and joy.



Church Memberlist

[Gstar]Xzibit
AcidSeth
Def_Perry
Eazy_Wright
Parjus
Edison Collin
=AV=kun4L
=AVt=Griz
Philip_Ancelotti
James River
Paul_Ross
AParkedHydra
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Member Applications
Ingame Nickname:
Small description of who you are: (Father Bastard is old and forgets)


Church Activities:
Charity Collection (various methods)
Sermons
Reading from the Holy Book of Sauron
Spreading hope and joy
Lynching
Exorcism and removal of other spirits
Marriage
Religious extremism
Funerals
Delivering Saurons Justice
Giving charity
Community projects for young offenders
Fund raising
Smiting evil
Lowering crime in LS, helping LSPD



And many more fun, family friendly church activities.

I hope to see you soon! This is a primarily ingame operated group.

Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Pedro. on October 05, 2012, 08:17:14 pm
Good Luck Jcs
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: TiMoN on October 05, 2012, 08:18:00 pm
Good luck Father Bastard
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jcstodds on October 05, 2012, 08:18:46 pm
  The church does not need luck when we have the power of the Holy Sauron behind us.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Ragdoll on October 05, 2012, 08:24:50 pm
Yes, nothing like sitting with Father Bastard, reading the sauronese bible and smoking some wee-, uhh, I mean, eating some holy type of food.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Primus on October 05, 2012, 08:28:39 pm
Good luck.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Luis. on October 05, 2012, 08:51:07 pm
Good luck Big Priest!
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Inposible on October 05, 2012, 11:01:24 pm
Ingame Nickname: [Gstar]Xzibit
Small description of who you are: (Father Bastard is old and forgets): I am wearing a purple shirt with black hat, and sneakers. Usually very friendly towards people. Been attending to almost every posible job there is if i am there to it. Rather poor and obviously delightful for a job that gets offered.
Title: Donate for the Holy Church.
Post by: AcidSeth on October 05, 2012, 11:17:33 pm
Ingame Nickname: AcidSeth
Small description of who you are: A purely unsinful citizen, even though I still have some doubts about that. I'm available for any kind of role, mostly driving. Always been by the side of the Glorious Sauron and its Holy Church, fighting inglorious blasphemers and unbelievers. Shame on them. 
Father Bastard has been my very first RP encounter I've ever experienced in Argonath, and I always loved his cunning and organization. Joined all the events I could, I was waiting for this moment to come from weeks. Seems like we can now officialy fight the evil, united.
Heil Sauron, everyone!

Hope you don't mind if I make a banner about this for my sign.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jcstodds on October 05, 2012, 11:34:06 pm
  Welcome to the church guys. You both qualify for an extra free weapon on your next job!
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Def Perry on October 06, 2012, 12:24:47 am
Ingame Nickname: def perry
Small description of who you are: (Father Bastard is old and forgets): worshiper of Sauron, working as law enforcer, loving a drink once in a while and frankly slight feelings for minors
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: eazy-e9 on October 06, 2012, 09:04:36 am
Ingame Nickname: Eazy_Wright
Small description of who you are: I'm a business man....I do Business...I love cookies and Sauron
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Inposible on October 06, 2012, 09:15:08 am
This is going big fast.  :pop:
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Parjus on October 06, 2012, 09:43:09 am
Ingame Nickname:Parjus
Small description of who you are: (Father Bastard is old and forgets) I am the man of God,doing a lot of business and other religious things.I go to church every Sunday!
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jimmylicious on October 06, 2012, 11:14:31 am
Oh! "Joy" of Sauron... Brotherhood of Sauron wont tolerate this!  :devroll:
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Ricardo_Banderaz on October 06, 2012, 11:19:14 am
 Ingame Nickname: Edison Collin
Small description of who you are: I'm a ghostbuster. I like eating donuts and drinking beer. I've never done anything wrong, no sin. Always prayed for Sauron to bless me and fought against the disbelievers. Always willing to get a job, you can find me hanging around in Market
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Radagast on October 06, 2012, 11:28:28 am
IMPRIMI POTEST: +Janek I, pope, Archbishop of San Fierro

NIHIL OBSTAT: +Janek I, pope, Archbishop of San Fierro

IMPRIMATUR: +Janek I, pope, Archbishop of San Fierro

6th October 2012



(We approve this shizzle)

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Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jcstodds on October 06, 2012, 03:32:16 pm
  Thanks for the blessing Pope. I will be sure to send some deliveries up to SF Cathedral.

  Followers, minions and other churchgoers, I would like you keep a lookout for any available businesses in the local area, such as a 24/7 where we can open a charity shop. Needs to have secure parking and be somewhere in LS.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: TheLegitHabibi on October 06, 2012, 06:32:13 pm
Can I get a bit of an idea of what this is?
Is it a group? A clan? a family?
Are you guys strictly legal, or do you indulge in criminal activities?

I just need some formal clarifications, because Jcs, like I've always said, is very creative and I would like to join this faction. But my current groups limit me to which faction I am allowed to join. So yeah, some clarification please <3.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jcstodds on October 06, 2012, 09:32:33 pm
Can I get a bit of an idea of what this is?
Is it a group? A clan? a family?
Are you guys strictly legal, or do you indulge in criminal activities?

I just need some formal clarifications, because Jcs, like I've always said, is very creative and I would like to join this faction. But my current groups limit me to which faction I am allowed to join. So yeah, some clarification please <3.
  If you don't know from ingame, don't join.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Def Perry on October 07, 2012, 09:27:46 am
Can I get a bit of an idea of what this is?
Is it a group? A clan? a family?
Are you guys strictly legal, or do you indulge in criminal activities?

I just need some formal clarifications, because Jcs, like I've always said, is very creative and I would like to join this faction. But my current groups limit me to which faction I am allowed to join. So yeah, some clarification please <3.
drink yo drunk and join the club (http://<img src="http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/d/drinking_a_six_pack-2126.gif" border="0" alt="Drinking a Six Pack" title = "Drinking a Six Pack emoticon" />)
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: kun4L on October 07, 2012, 10:31:05 am
  The church does not need luck when we have the power of the Holy Sauron behind us.
He who believes in Sauron carry's his blessings which is more superior to any luck.. Ch:6:9:1836



Ingame Nickname: =AV=kun4L
Small description of who you are: Just a normal man doing great service of Sauron.. Have pre experienced working experience in holy church of Sauron Jefferson Division under the holy guidance of "Father Bastard" Been to Few Holy events with Pope Janek... Beside the church work i can always be found preaching about the holy Sauron and how he changed my life..

/hail 2 Sauron :pop:
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Grizz on October 07, 2012, 10:57:45 am
Ingame Nickname: =AVt=Griz
Small description of who you are: I'm a high school drop-out who has turned to Sauron in his hour of need, Father Bastard..PLEASE HELP ME!
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Exterminator on October 07, 2012, 04:21:51 pm
Ingame Nickname: Philip_Ancelotti
Small description of who you are: Chinease looking american born slave trader.

*Took part in several roleplays, no major level involvement however.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Rapper on October 08, 2012, 09:03:26 am
Ingame Nickname: James River
Small description of who you are: (Father Bastard is old and forgets)
I am American biker from Angels Of Death, i am supporter. I am going to church every Thursday. I would like to get help from my God, Sauron. I would like to help to the Sauron club, and they give me help. I am friendly and sometimes a devil.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jcstodds on October 08, 2012, 11:33:41 pm
  I have updated the memberlist.

If you spawn your car at the church for group RP's (with colours 169 0) I will give $ towards your car.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Vans on October 09, 2012, 01:01:07 am
Ingame Nickname: Core.
Small description of who you are: I am that guy which cause you get out of your Bastardmobile. :D
                                                     And wearing suit with glasses. And helping immigrants at airport.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Pingster on October 09, 2012, 01:03:00 am
Ingame Nickname: [MA]James_Hardy
Small description of who you are: The guy who always lags behind! Will definitely place a 169 0 stretch at the church.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: AlSforza on October 09, 2012, 01:08:58 am
Ingame Nickname: Al.
Small description of who you are: I am a devoted man that found inner peace within my various travels around the world. I'm an experienced businessman, that also has a cook and musician vein. I choose now to praise Sauron, so I can help others as much as the teachings of the Universe taught me. Relaxation, devotion, ying to the yang... Those are things that anyone can find in this son of the world, this son of Sauron, named: Al.

Amen. All Hail Father Bastard.  :pop:
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Mikal on October 09, 2012, 01:26:40 am
Ingame Nickname: Mikal
Small description of who you are: A drunk, likes whores and beating people with golf clubs.

I would like you keep a lookout for any available businesses in the local area, such as a 24/7 where we can open a charity shop. Needs to have secure parking and be somewhere in LS.
I will buy a charity shop if you want me to eh? :pop:
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: =AV=Rob on October 09, 2012, 01:33:04 am
Ingame Nickname: BlazerBlaze
Small description of who you are: Ive been on many of Father Bastards missions and always done my best to help. 
Im mostly in LV but i pass by the church from time to time to give Father Bastard some cookies. Im always wearing a suit, Black hair and have a minor drug addiction.
 :pop:
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Pingster on October 09, 2012, 01:58:34 am
  Followers, minions and other churchgoers, I would like you keep a lookout for any available businesses in the local area, such as a 24/7 where we can open a charity shop. Needs to have secure parking and be somewhere in LS.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img202/4595/samp038oc.png)
Fairly large parking area, fairly cheap bizz, it's the large mall int, and it's very near to the church. Not the securest of the parking lots, but yeah. Alternatively, the market near the car shop is available too.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jcstodds on October 09, 2012, 02:14:26 am
  Due to that shipment we brought in guys. You know, the one from the Mexican Cartel, I managed to afford a slightly more upscale place, with a little extra from the donation tins...

I bought the Visage hotel.



 And good find Pingster, I nearly bought that place before I decided to get a hotel. Hotel = more jobs for everyone :D
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: AlSforza on October 09, 2012, 03:51:47 am
Dropped a Burrito at the Church! Do I have to change it now? xD
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Pingster on October 09, 2012, 04:18:30 am
And good find Pingster, I nearly bought that place before I decided to get a hotel. Hotel = more jobs for everyone :D
Well, it's still there, as I don't have any bizzes anyway, can keep it around, you know, as a Los Santos... donation... place! :p
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Radagast on October 09, 2012, 01:54:44 pm
MEMORANDUM

From: HH. Pope +Janek I
To: HEx. Cardinal +Jcstodds
Re: Confidential - Bastard applicants




Ingame Nickname: Al.
Small description of who you are: I am a devoted man that found inner peace within my various travels around the world. I'm an experienced businessman, that also has a cook and musician vein. I choose now to praise Sauron, so I can help others as much as the teachings of the Universe taught me. Relaxation, devotion, ying to the yang... Those are things that anyone can find in this son of the world, this son of Sauron, named: Al.

Amen. All Hail Father Bastard.  :pop:

Ingame Nickname: def perry
Small description of who you are: (Father Bastard is old and forgets): worshiper of Sauron, working as law enforcer, loving a drink once in a while and frankly slight feelings for minors

Were accepted into the Holy Church as priests. They are therefore entitled to wear the black pedo suit.

Here is the letter of acceptance for your reference: http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=69301.msg1444286#msg1444286 (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=69301.msg1444286#msg1444286)

With every good wish for your (unorthodox) ministry,

+Janek pp. I

Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Yenkee on October 09, 2012, 08:48:59 pm
Ingame Nickname: Paul_Ross
Small description of who you are: - I am best men , who can lead your head on  :pop: I love to donate hobos some clothes , my old panties , some dolars , and share with my candy ( Gummy bears ) , but i dont like hobos who dont trust the Church , and even dont take a look to sauron..
I can help you with Rp..... I am helpful stranger

Sauron
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jcstodds on October 09, 2012, 09:40:29 pm
Welcome to the new members and congrats to the new Priests. I hope you do some interesting church events in your area. If not, I will conquer your territory for myself. Only joking. Aha. Aha. *cigar smoke*.

  If your vehicle now spawns at the church with 169 0 call me ingame.
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Grizz on October 10, 2012, 09:08:30 am
You've misspelt my name in the members list, I take this as a sign of disrespect!
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Jcstodds on October 10, 2012, 02:37:27 pm
You've misspelt my name in the members list, I take this as a sign of disrespect!
  Good, get out of my church.

In other news! We opened up the Church of Sauron Charity store! We had some customers, as well as a mini lotto, and 2 failed hitmen attempts. Not bad considering 30 players on the server!
  Next time the church gathers we will be opening the charity store to full capacity. We need lots of stock of all items. We are currently running low on holy medicines.

Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: eazy-e9 on October 10, 2012, 06:47:40 pm
  Good, get out of my church.

In other news! We opened up the Church of Sauron Charity store! We had some customers, as well as a mini lotto, and 2 failed hitmen attempts. Not bad considering 30 players on the server!
  Next time the church gathers we will be opening the charity store to full capacity. We need lots of stock of all items. We are currently running low on holy medicines.
I don't understand why i haven't been accepted...after all all i do is follow and honor Sauron. :(
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Vans on October 10, 2012, 06:56:08 pm
I think they won't accept you if you keep typing like that :)
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: AlSforza on October 10, 2012, 08:17:21 pm
Indeed. Keep calm and let the will of Sauron be done
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Bundy on October 10, 2012, 08:38:59 pm
Al, no T&A anymore? :(
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: AlSforza on October 11, 2012, 02:24:33 am
Al, no T&A anymore? :(

T&A is always in my heart Bundy! I'll still sing in ts or skype if you want to xD

By the way, I sold the Buffalo on the Church, BUT I bought this:


(http://i46.tinypic.com/289zzbr.jpg)


It's a Holy Bar that everyone can use! Religious Debates and Leasure place for all the members of the Holy Church of Argonath and, of course, The Church of Sauron.
Feel free to use it when you want, and to park the cars in the parking lot!
The entry fee is 26$. Pretty cheap :)

Cheers and I hope you like it!
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Pingster on October 11, 2012, 02:54:53 am
  Good, get out of my church.

In other news! We opened up the Church of Sauron Charity store! We had some customers, as well as a mini lotto, and 2 failed hitmen attempts. Not bad considering 30 players on the server!
  Next time the church gathers we will be opening the charity store to full capacity. We need lots of stock of all items. We are currently running low on holy medicines.
It was such a hit (ow, bad choice of words, success?) that I was being contacted about it long after the closing time! People seem to like the Holy Weapons!

However, we might run out of the condom stock, perhaps a delivery from the docks would help?

..Which just gave me a few more ideas where we could get some more stock for the Charity store!
Title: Re: The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos
Post by: Pingster on November 14, 2012, 07:17:01 am
I'm withdrawing my membership of the Faction due to the fact that I may not perform criminal activities no more. And when I say criminal activities, I, of course, meant innocent church business!

<3
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