The Bastard Faction - The Jefferson Holy Church of Sauron, Los Santos

[=AV=Rob]

Ingame Nickname: BlazerBlaze
Small description of who you are: Ive been on many of Father Bastards missions and always done my best to help. 
Im mostly in LV but i pass by the church from time to time to give Father Bastard some cookies. Im always wearing a suit, Black hair and have a minor drug addiction.
 :pop:

[Pingster]

  Followers, minions and other churchgoers, I would like you keep a lookout for any available businesses in the local area, such as a 24/7 where we can open a charity shop. Needs to have secure parking and be somewhere in LS.

Fairly large parking area, fairly cheap bizz, it's the large mall int, and it's very near to the church. Not the securest of the parking lots, but yeah. Alternatively, the market near the car shop is available too.

[Jcstodds]

  Due to that shipment we brought in guys. You know, the one from the Mexican Cartel, I managed to afford a slightly more upscale place, with a little extra from the donation tins...

I bought the Visage hotel.



 And good find Pingster, I nearly bought that place before I decided to get a hotel. Hotel = more jobs for everyone

[AlSforza]

Dropped a Burrito at the Church! Do I have to change it now? xD

[Pingster]

And good find Pingster, I nearly bought that place before I decided to get a hotel. Hotel = more jobs for everyone

Well, it's still there, as I don't have any bizzes anyway, can keep it around, you know, as a Los Santos... donation... place! :p

[Radagast]

MEMORANDUM

From: HH. Pope +Janek I
To: HEx. Cardinal +Jcstodds
Re: Confidential - Bastard applicants

Ingame Nickname: Al.
Small description of who you are: I am a devoted man that found inner peace within my various travels around the world. I'm an experienced businessman, that also has a cook and musician vein. I choose now to praise Sauron, so I can help others as much as the teachings of the Universe taught me. Relaxation, devotion, ying to the yang... Those are things that anyone can find in this son of the world, this son of Sauron, named: Al.

Amen. All Hail Father Bastard.  :pop:

Ingame Nickname: def perry
Small description of who you are: (Father Bastard is old and forgets): worshiper of Sauron, working as law enforcer, loving a drink once in a while and frankly slight feelings for minors

Were accepted into the Holy Church as priests. They are therefore entitled to wear the black pedo suit.

Here is the letter of acceptance for your reference: http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=69301.msg1444286#msg1444286

With every good wish for your (unorthodox) ministry,

+Janek pp. I

[Yenkee]

Ingame Nickname: Paul_Ross
Small description of who you are: - I am best men , who can lead your head on  :pop: I love to donate hobos some clothes , my old panties , some dolars , and share with my candy ( Gummy bears ) , but i dont like hobos who dont trust the Church , and even dont take a look to sauron..
I can help you with Rp..... I am helpful stranger

Sauron

[Jcstodds]

Welcome to the new members and congrats to the new Priests. I hope you do some interesting church events in your area. If not, I will conquer your territory for myself. Only joking. Aha. Aha. *cigar smoke*.

  If your vehicle now spawns at the church with 169 0 call me ingame.

[Grizz]

You've misspelt my name in the members list, I take this as a sign of disrespect!

[Jcstodds]

You've misspelt my name in the members list, I take this as a sign of disrespect!

  Good, get out of my church.

In other news! We opened up the Church of Sauron Charity store! We had some customers, as well as a mini lotto, and 2 failed hitmen attempts. Not bad considering 30 players on the server!
  Next time the church gathers we will be opening the charity store to full capacity. We need lots of stock of all items. We are currently running low on holy medicines.

[eazy-e9]

  Good, get out of my church.

In other news! We opened up the Church of Sauron Charity store! We had some customers, as well as a mini lotto, and 2 failed hitmen attempts. Not bad considering 30 players on the server!
  Next time the church gathers we will be opening the charity store to full capacity. We need lots of stock of all items. We are currently running low on holy medicines.

I don't understand why i haven't been accepted...after all all i do is follow and honor Sauron.

[Vans]

I think they won't accept you if you keep typing like that

[AlSforza]

Indeed. Keep calm and let the will of Sauron be done

[Bundy]

Al, no T&A anymore?

[AlSforza]

Al, no T&A anymore?

T&A is always in my heart Bundy! I'll still sing in ts or skype if you want to xD

By the way, I sold the Buffalo on the Church, BUT I bought this:





It's a Holy Bar that everyone can use! Religious Debates and Leasure place for all the members of the Holy Church of Argonath and, of course, The Church of Sauron.
Feel free to use it when you want, and to park the cars in the parking lot!
The entry fee is 26$. Pretty cheap

Cheers and I hope you like it!