Dear citizens of the fine state of San Andreas and the great government of Argonath, I come to you with a heavy heart.
The church has always been a place of kindness and love with a spirit of generosity, and the Church of San Andreas is hopefully no different. As many of you know we offer love, sanctuary, warmth and comfort to each and every citizen regardless of your religious beliefs and we will always serve you with a sincere heart.
It is therefore with great sadness that it seems there are some people who wish to harm our small sanctuary, the reasons for this are unknown and I would hope that instead of continuing to hurt us and the community we serve they will instead become our friends and I will personally pray for this eventuality.
But until that happens we need to be protected from them and so the Church of San Andreas is now looking for a lawyer. But not just any lawyer, we need a lawyer who is not only brilliant but also lives in line with the ethos of the Church so ideally we want a decent, hardworking family-man. Someone who works hard to help others and then returns to his wife or husband and children and offers them his unconditional love.
So, we need a great lawyer with a wonderful family who will support him through what will be a testing time. In return for this lawyer's diligence and effort the church will pay extremely well. The exact figure will be negotiated but I can tell you that the successful applicant will finish his services with us a wealthy man.
It is with great hope in my heart that there are still men and women like this working in this difficult profession who would like to work for our wonderful institution and be paid handsomely, if so please let me know and we will talk further.
God bless you all.
Pope Elrond