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The Church Needs a Great Lawyer!

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on: December 12, 2007, 01:59:03 pm
Dear citizens of the fine state of San Andreas and the great government of Argonath, I come to you with a heavy heart.

The church has always been a place of kindness and love with a spirit of generosity, and the Church of San Andreas is hopefully no different. As many of you know we offer love, sanctuary, warmth and comfort to each and every citizen regardless of your religious beliefs and we will always serve you with a sincere heart.

It is therefore with great sadness that it seems there are some people who wish to harm our small sanctuary, the reasons for this are unknown and I would hope that instead of continuing to hurt us and the community we serve they will instead become our friends and I will personally pray for this eventuality.

But until that happens we need to be protected from them and so the Church of San Andreas is now looking for a lawyer. But not just any lawyer, we need a lawyer who is not only brilliant but also lives in line with the ethos of the Church so ideally we want a decent, hardworking family-man. Someone who works hard to help others and then returns to his wife or husband and children and offers them his unconditional love.

So, we need a great lawyer with a wonderful family who will support him through what will be a testing time. In return for this lawyer's diligence and effort the church will pay extremely well. The exact figure will be negotiated but I can tell you that the successful applicant will finish his services with us a wealthy man.

It is with great hope in my heart that there are still men and women like this working in this difficult profession who would like to work for our wonderful institution and be paid handsomely, if so please let me know and we will talk further.

God bless you all.

Pope Elrond





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Reply #1 on: December 12, 2007, 02:44:31 pm
Hello Pope


Im a great lawyer i think and i think i could handle the job good if you want. My family is the ARPD. Cant write anymore lol ;)



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Reply #2 on: December 12, 2007, 03:09:00 pm
Holy Father,  i am here by making a prommice to turn my head from teh life of crime and help teh church by any means necessary.

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Reply #3 on: December 12, 2007, 04:29:02 pm
I would be more than happy to be a lawyer in this case. I think you've heard about the Hayden vs. Dune case, that actually went pretty well. So, contact me in game (number 2051) or write in this topic if you're interested :)

Oh, btw, I have a family that I love, the Svensson family.

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Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 04:31:23 pm
I don't want to apply father, but RobbyMeister is an excellent lawyer in my opinion. I spectated him whilst defending Hayden.



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Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 05:22:34 pm
Hi Father Elrond,

I would recommend RobbyMeister (if he gets unbanned) or jcstodds - they're both great lawyers in my opinion.


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Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 05:24:32 pm
Hi Father Elrond,

I would recommend RobbyMeister (if he gets unbanned) or jcstodds - they're both great lawyers in my opinion.


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Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 09:39:31 pm
Robbymeister for president!



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Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 09:41:17 pm
Robbymeister for president!

Or lawyer? :D

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Reply #9 on: December 12, 2007, 09:51:37 pm
May I not have gotten as many praises as our favored RobbyMeister, but surely a Man-whore Priest whom works for the Church of Satan and does occational "lawyer-work" would appeal for this job possition?

Yours,
The Priest of Death
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Reply #10 on: December 12, 2007, 10:04:31 pm
Dear, The Church of San Andreas                                                           

I think I would be perfect for a lawyer.  I think before I act (unless when In a tight-think fast situation.)
I believe in the right in free-worship and no man should interfere with one's worship.
My family is the Sforza family which I support and I know they will support me through times of difficulty.
I also have anither family, all players of Argonath, mind you that my family is not just the higher standing citizens of Argonath but rather the minor people no-one has ever heard of along with the people that are very popular.
Everyone in the server is my child and I am the child of everyone as we are all equal.


Sincerely Yours,
The Family Man- BoxFever




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Reply #11 on: December 13, 2007, 01:07:08 am
I am a good lawyer. I do not recommend myself like everyone else but Jcstodds or the ALS law firm will be willing to help(i think)

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