Your Dream Machine

[Andre93]

Name:pie duplicator
Features:it will duplicate pies  :bis:
Other description:it has a mp3 player built in it :bis:
How would it affect the world?:no more hunger :bis:

[Maxy]

I must seriously (what else, I am always serious) admit that this is the best machine idea so far. Maxy, I guess you have already been looking for some possible investors for your idea?

Why yes, yes infact. I have actually been looking for inverstx0rs for the PWNERMACHINELOL.. Srsly.

[Kaltsu]

Why yes, yes infact. I have actually been looking for inverstx0rs for the PWNERMACHINELOL.. Srsly.

Well, in case you haven't found any yet, I would like to tell you about one individual, who might be interested in investing money to get your idea into mass production.

Mr. Hu is the leader of China, but he also is the CEO of the world famous Chinese Laundry Inc., which has been spreading all over the world in the past couple of years. Chinese Laundry Inc. has become a very significant company in the laundry industry, especially in the United States so they have a big volume and are able to reach hundreds of thousands of customers daily.

Mr. Hu personally informed me that he might be interested in getting some example pieces of the PWNERMACHINELOL to some of the Chinese Laundy Inc. locations and investigate how the regular customers react on the product. If the response from customers is good enough, Mr. Hu might also be interested in signing a bigger contract concerning the mass production of your invention.

I am able to work as your contact to Mr. Hu if we can we are able to end up into somekind of deal about my pay-off.
As a preliminary offer, I could work this out for you for a 12.5% commission of your gross profit. In case you are interested, feel free to contact me. I am open for negotiations.

[Cross]

Name: ROFLCOPTER
Features: HELICOPTER THAT TELLS JOKES
Other description: LAUGH.
How would it affect the world?: EVERYBODY WOULD LAUGH.

HAHAHAAhaha, the best one 

[Saint]

From all the machines that i read about them here, mine is the best, and the most logical.

Name: SJCKE-666
Features: White Gold Chain with Black Diamond Skull on it.
Other description: The person who wears the chain, controls reality, he can summon anything, from flees to planets, control stuff, like making a women "wheels" to be the size of an ant, to make a planet full of blue hair. He can control time, he can control immortality, he can make himself anything living, the only thing is: That he cant make himself to be smaller than the chain, so he will be able toi carry her.
How would it affect the world?: It will affect anything, everywhere, anytime.

[Challenger]

Name:SexMachine
Features:When i press the "Timeforsex" button every hot girl wants to make sex with me
Other description:good
How would it affect the world?:dunno...i never tried it 

[Samaron]

Name: engine that can go fasther then the speed of light
Features: goes fast 'n shit
Other description: kick ass
How would it affect the world?: we would find new planets to polute and destroy and allien races to kill for our pleasure.

[tiderman]

Name: N/A
Features: A V8 bigblock that works without any kind of fuel
Other description: byebye shitprius
How would it affect the world?: V8 .. Its like the seventies all over again

edit: or 50's.. 60's.. 80's..

[Grovyle]

Name: Ressurscition of People
Features: Makes people come back to life if died.
Other Description: It's great
How would it affect the world?: SCATMAN WOULD BE BACK :hurray: :hurray: :hurray:

[Call_me_Dad]

Name: engine that can go fasther then the speed of light
Features: goes fast 'n shit
Other description: kick ass
How would it affect the world?: we would find new planets to polute and destroy and allien races to kill for our pleasure.

Thats the principle of working of the Time Machine
you could only see to future if this is created, not past
read einstein's theory of relativity
Threats: blackholes, it will surely crash in a blackhole

[Bennzy]

Name: A smile machine
Features: It'll make everyome smile in worst times too.
Other Description: It'll be great.
How would it affect the world: None would be sad.