Your Dream Machine

[Call_me_Dad]

Suppose you have an IQ=99999999999....
You are a scientist and have capability to invent any machine of your choice
what would the machne be?

Name:
Features:
Other description:
How would it affect the world?:

[LeonSforza123]

Name:Free Burgers!!!!!
Features:Burgerss1!!!!
Other description:Burgers!!!!!
How would it affect the world?: NO MOER HUNGER !!

[Andre93]

Name: money duplicatior
Features: duplicates money ( in exact copy )
Other description: it will duplicate  :banana:
How would it affect the world?: NOWAY  :bis: I'M JUST GONNA BE RICH 

[Maxy]

Name:PWNERMACHINELOL
Features:IT PWNS SHIT
Other description:LIEK>> SRSLY
How would it affect the world?: DUDE IT PWNS SHIET LIKE LAWL OMG OSIAJDsauihoidsa)!@*49euwaisk!!%312 :girl: :girl: :money: :money: :redface:

[Fatboy_Rob]

Name: TMCA-08
Features: Cures Sickness & Disease
Other description: You pay me $5 for a visit, and you get cured of all sickness/Diseases
How would it affect the world?: Cures Sickness & Disease

Now, think about it...
There are over 6 Billion people in the world.
$5 x $1,000,000,000 = $5,000,000,000

[Fatboy_Rob]

Name:Free Burgers!!!!!
Features:Burgerss1!!!!
Other description:Burgers!!!!!
How would it affect the world?: NO MOER HUNGER !!

Then the whole world will be fat like American's
Then American's will be fatter than we are now Jk

[Call_me_Dad]

Name:Free Burgers!!!!!
Features:Burgerss1!!!!
Other description:Burgers!!!!!
How would it affect the world?: NO MOER HUNGER !!

For sure, McDonald's are gonna get you assasinated for creating something like that 


Name: Duplicator
Features: This machine can extract neutrons, protons and electrons from any body and rearrange them to form a new substance or object
Other Description: We insert some cheap object like trash or shit, since neutrons protons and electrons are the fundamental particle of every substance
                         we will be able to create anything out of it!
                         example, create petroleum out of urine.....Gold out of copper....mushrooms out of bananas...everything from anything
Impact on world: Prices of all comodities will go down, all countries will want that machine, import-export stops since everyone is self-sufficient
                        Capitalism ends, communists take over....maybe world war 3 

[tiderman]

Name: Virtual reality helmut 2.0
Features: You ken liek entar the gamez lol
Other description: Its awesome.. and oh if you die in the game.. you die IRL
How would it affect the world?: All the noobs would die

[JohhnyJaz]

Name:spawning machine
Features:i put my body inside it and it makes me magic and i can do anything spawn and everythibng
Other description:
How would it affect the world?:make it much better

[Saint]

Name: SJCKE-666
Features: White Gold Chain with Black Diamond Skull on it.
Other description: The person who wears the chain, controls reality, he can summon anything, from flees to planets, control stuff, like making a women "wheels" to be the size of an ant, to make a planet full of blue hair. He can control time, he can control immortality, he can make himself anything living, the only thing is: That he cant make himself to be smaller than the chain, so he will be able toi carry her.
How would it affect the world?: It will affect anything, everywhere, anytime.

[Grovyle]

Name:PWNERMACHINELOL
Features:IT PWNS SHIT
Other description:LIEK>> SRSLY
How would it affect the world?: DUDE IT PWNS SHIET LIKE LAWL OMG OSIAJDsauihoidsa)!@*49euwaisk!!%312 :girl: :girl: :money: :money: :redface:

LOLMAOROFLCOPTER!!!

Mines:

Name: Aperture Science Handled Portal Device
Features: Creates Blue and Red Portalzzzzz the blue portal teleports you to the red and the red teleports to teh blueee
Other description:
DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY TO THE END OF THE DEVICE
DON'T PUT UR HAND AT THE END OF THE DEVICE
DON'T CREATE PORTALS TO WATER, EVEN PARTIALLY
DON'T SIT ON IT
IT IS NOT A GRAVITY GUN
IT'S FRAGILE
How would it affect the world?: Humm... you could go to other places faster? :roll:

Name: SUPER SHOES
Features: Run 10000000x faster
Other description: RUN RUN RUN U CAN RUN ON WATER
How would it affect the world?: YOU CAN VISIT OTHER CONTRIES FOR FREE BECAUSE UR RUNNING

Name: Bananaphone!!!
Features: Talk to the phone and u can eat it!! dont it eat all.
Other description: BANANA PHONE!!
How would it affect the world?: FREE PHONES

Name: Advanced Medical Machine - CANCER? NO PROBLEM.
Features: Cures cancer.
Other description: Cures cancer.
How would it affect the world?: NO MOAR CANCER.

Name: PC MAKER
Features: Builds you a 1337 PC
Other description: ZOMG VERY G00D PC MAKER
How would it affect the world?: PCs FOR EVERYONE

Name: ROFLCOPTER
Features: HELICOPTER THAT TELLS JOKES
Other description: LAUGH.
How would it affect the world?: EVERYBODY WOULD LAUGH.

Name: Free food!!!
Features: Free food!!!
Other description: Free food!!!
How would it affect the world?: NO MOAR HUNGER

Ok... some of these were jokes... lol... now I will be serious:
Name: Water maker
Features: Makes water.
Other description: Drink it.
How would it affect the world?: No thirst.

[lavamike]

Name: money duplicatior
Features: duplicates money ( in exact copy )
Other description: it will duplicate  :banana:
How would it affect the world?: NOWAY  :bis: I'M JUST GONNA BE RICH 

You would be in jail because each bill is ALWAYS printed with a different number code on it.
So you would have the same # code and, 'ha ha ha"

P.S  this has already been invented =D

[Call_me_Dad]

Name: WorldNet codename #43
Features: One Internet connection to the whole world..
Other Description: Its just one internet, everytime u connect you have IP address +1..
                         so no one has the same IP, its wireless, can abe accessed anywhere in the world
Impact: No lag!!! for online games

[Squeak]

Name:Unknown
Features:Time Travel
Other description:CLASSIFIED
How would it affect the world?:Moments in time could be re visited.

Name:Haxx0r jail
Features:Sends Haxxors to Jail to be violently butt raped by Bubba
Other description:See ^
How would it affect the world?:No MOAR HAXXES!!

Name:Super cure
Features:Cures all known and unknown diseases
Other description:See ^
How would it affect the world?:Everyone will live a happy and healthy life

Name:Statue of Squeak
Features:Sexxeh
Other description:Umm, Statue-y
How would it affect the world?:It would be a monument to meh exxelence for inventing all these Neat-o things

[Kaltsu]

Name:PWNERMACHINELOL
Features:IT PWNS SHIT
Other description:LIEK>> SRSLY
How would it affect the world?: DUDE IT PWNS SHIET LIKE LAWL OMG OSIAJDsauihoidsa)!@*49euwaisk!!%312 :girl: :girl: :money: :money: :redface:

I must seriously (what else, I am always serious) admit that this is the best machine idea so far. Maxy, I guess you have already been looking for some possible investors for your idea?