Rate the joke of person above you.

[Trey_Johnson]

If you don't get this, grow some balls.

What the /cmd?

[Exclusive.]

Stick to the topic.

[Trey_Johnson]

I got your joke, but it's not that funny. 4/10


Not from the bests.. but:
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

[Samina]

Kinda Funny

7/10

[Rocket]

0/10 :P
Joseph and his brother are playing hide 'n sheek
Joseph is counting and his brother don't know where to hide :o
his brother is going to sister and he ask her "her sister can you hide me somewhere?"
sister hides him into the fridge
after 1 hour
Joseph is going to sister and asks "hey sister did you saw the brother?"
yes is in fridge.
omfg didn't he'll get sick?
no because I locked the fridge

[JDC]

Poor guy. - 8/10
 
Corn oil is made from corn.
Vegetable oil is made from vegetable oil.
Sunflower oil is made from sunflower seeds.
Baby oil is

[Samina]

8/10 Poor babies 

Ok,now.

Husband calls from a business trip.
Servant picks up the call
Husband:Call the madam
Servant:Sorry sir,she's sleeping and she and the master will be disturbed
Husband:I am the master!!!!
Servant (bewildered) : what should i do?
Husband:Kill them both

Servant kills them

Servant:Now?
Husband:put them in sacks and throw them in the river behind the house
Servant:But there's no river behind the house....
Husband:Isnt this #223234353
Servant:No..
Husband:Sorry,
                   Wrong number!!!

[Clone]

9/10 good one!

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

RAPE

[Marauder]

0

My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.

They performed unspeakable acts on her.

[Vincent_D]

LoL!

[Jellyfish]

-10/10
Please dont post useless stuff.

Here's a little poem :

Little Birdy in the sky
You look up and shits in your eye
You dont care and you dont cry
You just thank god that cows dont fly

[Dangerfield]

8/10


MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!! - Rebecca Black ( If you can understand )