JOKES (POST EM HERE!!!)

[{DB}Satan]

ok there were 3 guys a Black Guy White Guy and a Mexican guy
They all had to make an elephant shake his head yes and shake his head no
If they did they get to marry a princess

The white guy went first and said

"If you shake your head yes and shake it no ill have a mr washington waiting 4 ya eh,?"

The elephaht laughs and kicks the shit out of him

The mexican guy went next

"Eh holmes if you shake you head yes and shake it no ill make u some enchiladas and papuas for a good job"

The elephant took the food and kicked the shit out of him

The black guy went next

"Eh brother if u do this here shake ya head yes and shake it no i wont have to whoop yo ass"

The elephant kicked the hsit out of him and took a shit on him too

Later that night the Black guy got a golf club and a baseball bat and beat the shit out of the elephant

The next morning they tried again the Black guy went first

He said to the elephant "Remember me?" *elephant shakes yes* "Want some more" elephant shakes no*

And the Black guy got jumped by all the elephants homies and died and the Mexican guy Won?

The End

[schfifty]

I got another...did you hear about the gay midget??? yeah he came out of the cupboard

[Hess]

I got another...did you hear about the gay midget??? yeah he came out of the cupboard

I don't get it

[Hess]

what does a black man and sperm have in common? only one in a million work

Racist!!!

[lionz]

called a "joke" lol not mine my friends, but i got nufin against black people i got heaps of friends, so no need for any of that racist! bullshit...

[{DB}Satan]

Yeah i like actually black people they are funny and cool in many ways but many of them are rappars and gangstas who are our enemies.

[tiderman]

... many of them are rappars and gangstas who are our enemies.

Bill cosby is one of them

[Wayne]

a italian man who went to malta..
one day a italian man decided to travel to malta..
then he wanted a breakfast..
italian: i want 2 pieces of toast
the manager brings one piece of toast
italian: i want 2 piece
manager: go to the toilet
italian: you no understand i want 2 pieces on my plate
manager: you better not piss on the plate you soon of a bitch
italian: i don't know why she called me soon of a beach..
later..
he went to restaurant..
there had spoon and knive but no fock..
italian: i want a fock..
manager: everyone wants fuck..
italian: you no understand i want fock on the table..
manager: you better not fuck on the table you soon of a bitch
later..
he went to the hotel..
and he found no sheets on the bed..
italian: call the manager! tell him i wanna sheet
manager: go to the toilet
italian: you no understand i want sheet on my bed
manager: you better not shit on the bed you soon of a bitch..
them the italian decided to see the manager..
manager: Peace on you.
italian: PISS ON YOU TOO SOON OF A BEACH! I'M GONNA GO BACK TO ITALY.
End