Jokes

[supermotard420]

What's the best jokes you know?

[supermotard420]

There's two fish in a tank, and one says 'how do you drive this thing?   

[supermotard420]

I tried water polo but my horse drowned ROFL

[Ezekiel23]

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!

[supermotard420]

thats a good one!, A duck walks into a post office and asks the man behind the counter 'do you have any corn?' The man answers politely 'No, we don't have any corn here.' The next day, the duck enters again and asks 'Do you have any corn?' Annoyed, the man answer 'No! We don't have any corn.' This goes on for a couple of days until finally, when the duck asks 'Do you have any corn?', the man gets so upset he yells 'NO! For the last time we don't have any corn, and if you ask again I'll nail your beak to the counter!' The next day, the duck returns and asks 'Do you have any nails?' The man answers 'No.' Then the duck asks 'Do you have any corn?' lool

[supermotard420]

How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.