my fav is the beginning of
ep 7 
Player: I r t3h nub! Not h1m!
Player: ReDDY To Die FAke NUB??
Player: D4MMiT!!
Player: $&@#!!!!
SPLASH! Chet his hand got hitted!!
Player:

Chet: Oh god f*cking dammit Player!!!
Player: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
and the beginning of
ep 6Montrose: Ye some1 keeps breaking that damn window
Chet: Player, Dude, Not Cool! Freindly Fires oN!!!
Player: ROFLCOPTER!!!!!