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Why RS5 Sucks

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Offline Matt MurdockTopic starter

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on: January 28, 2014, 04:35:10 pm
Because there's no one to suck. :(



WE WANT SAHD!!

~ in favor of San Andreas Hooker Department, We support the women in need!


:PS: *roleplays 1pt text*: It doesn't suck at all. Devs worked really hard on it, don't take it in a wrong way -_-

Edit : ^ WTF 1pt text is now Roleplayed LOL


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Reply #1 on: January 28, 2014, 04:36:15 pm
And Mikal is unable to play, that is probably another reason for player loss. :(

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Reply #2 on: January 28, 2014, 04:36:31 pm


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Reply #3 on: January 28, 2014, 04:41:57 pm
WE WANT WHORES!!!
(If not scripted Clementine Lacey would be a good start.)


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Reply #4 on: January 28, 2014, 04:44:34 pm
The hooker script is scripted it was just disabled prior to release due to a conflict with another script. It'll most likely be fixed up eventually.


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Reply #5 on: January 28, 2014, 04:47:33 pm
As JDC would say: RP it.

Why do you need a script so suck someone's cock?


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Reply #6 on: January 28, 2014, 04:50:07 pm
Quote from: BarelyVisible on January 28, 2014, 04:41:57 pm
WE WANT WHORES!!!
(If not scripted Clementine Lacey would be a good start.)
Gandalf hear us!

Else we protest in front of City Hall!

in Las Venturas!!
(hehe, I kid I kid, they'll think we will protest in LV and gather crowd control forces there but we'll gather in SF! I know I'm smart)

Quote from: Morais on January 28, 2014, 04:47:33 pm
As JDC would say: RP it.

Why do you need a script so suck someone's cock?
Why don't we just RP everything.. give us an empty server. We'll RP fire, cops & Criminals, cake, cheese, frogs, trees and everything!


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Reply #7 on: January 28, 2014, 05:03:38 pm
Quote from: Matt Murdock on January 28, 2014, 04:50:07 pm
Gandalf hear us!

Else we protest in front of City Hall!

in Las Venturas!!
(hehe, I kid I kid, they'll think we will protest in LV and gather crowd control forces there but we'll gather in SF! I know I'm smart)
Why don't we just RP everything.. give us an empty server. We'll RP fire, cops & Criminals, cake, cheese, frogs, trees and everything!
*prepare his baseball bat masked like police batton* I am going to LV!
I am going to the local bar...


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Reply #8 on: January 28, 2014, 05:12:11 pm
Quote from: Matt Murdock on January 28, 2014, 04:50:07 pm


Else we protest in front of City Hall!

in Las Venturas!!

Just no!!


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Reply #9 on: January 28, 2014, 05:30:03 pm
Quote from: .Mario. on January 28, 2014, 05:12:11 pm
Just no!!

We have a constitutional right to whores! Don't screw this up for us!!


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Reply #10 on: January 28, 2014, 05:39:00 pm
Quote from: Teddy on January 28, 2014, 04:44:34 pm
The hooker script is scripted it was just disabled prior to release due to a conflict with another script. It'll most likely be fixed up eventually.
As Teddy said that Hooker's script has been made, just have to release it for PUBLIC USE. so wait until it releases.

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Reply #11 on: January 28, 2014, 05:52:55 pm
The hooker script was nice. But if you cannot show off your character's sexual prowess without it, then I have to question your skills...  :janek:

(It's not like I wasn't on cop/FBI duty when I performed all those sexual acts of torture on those many unfortunate criminals before I sent them to the cells.)

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Reply #12 on: January 28, 2014, 06:16:19 pm
Quote from: Morais on January 28, 2014, 04:47:33 pm
As JDC would say: RP it.

Why do you need a script so suck someone's cock?

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Reply #13 on: January 28, 2014, 07:41:55 pm
This deserves a movie.


Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #14 on: January 28, 2014, 07:44:47 pm
Quote from: JDC on January 28, 2014, 07:41:55 pm
This deserves a movie.

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Okey I almost pissed in my pants ahahahaha

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