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on: March 20, 2014, 05:18:20 pm
So I just drove from Temple to GS9 just to beg people there for $50 and finally got it. I drive back to temple to buy a dildo and figure out what? It's in my /invent, AND I CAN'T TAKE IT OUT. WHAT THE HELL? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RP?!1


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Reply #1 on: March 20, 2014, 05:20:40 pm
Close your eyes and imagine using it

I believe Argonath will be back as soon as the exams are over.
SA:MP server is currently in a decent state with a stable player base of around 20-25 people on a daily basis.

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Reply #2 on: March 20, 2014, 05:21:04 pm
use /em!

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Reply #3 on: March 20, 2014, 05:22:02 pm
wow guys thanx vry muchk


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Reply #4 on: March 20, 2014, 05:22:12 pm
Quote from: AlexBrooks on March 20, 2014, 05:20:40 pm
Close your eyes and imagine using it
:lol: +1


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Reply #5 on: March 20, 2014, 05:39:33 pm
 :rofl:

you can report the bug

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Reply #6 on: March 20, 2014, 06:23:55 pm
what the heck !  :balance:

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Reply #7 on: March 20, 2014, 06:39:08 pm
Quote from: Slavik on March 20, 2014, 05:39:33 pm
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you can report the bug
So they can tell you that they got better things to do then fixing a dildo script? Nty

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Reply #8 on: March 20, 2014, 08:26:46 pm
They wont tell you that. A bug is a bug and it has to be fixed sooner or later.

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Reply #9 on: March 21, 2014, 12:59:26 am
Quote from: Slavik on March 20, 2014, 08:26:46 pm
They wont tell you that. A bug is a bug and it has to be fixed sooner or later.

The dildo script is #1 in my priority list. I really want to use it.



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Reply #10 on: March 21, 2014, 03:42:54 am
Quote from: AlexBrooks on March 20, 2014, 05:20:40 pm
Close your eyes and imagine using it

One of the posts that gave me the most sensual mentally pictures to date. :lol:

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Reply #11 on: March 21, 2014, 03:44:57 am
Quote from: TiMoN on March 20, 2014, 05:18:20 pm
So I just drove from Temple to GS9 just to beg people there for $50 and finally got it. I drive back to temple to buy a dildo and figure out what? It's in my /invent, AND I CAN'T TAKE IT OUT. WHAT THE HELL? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RP?!1

Just reach down your pant and use it for the time being?

Quote from: JDC on March 21, 2014, 03:42:54 am
One of the posts that gave me the most sensual mentally pictures to date. :lol:

This works too.

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