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Is your computer male or female?

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Offline Hevar.Topic starter

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on: June 12, 2014, 07:12:12 pm
Just saw this somewhere, thought it was quite funny.

1. Open Notepad

2. Type the following line in notepad:

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"

3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs

4. Run the file.

If you hear a male voice, your pc is a male

If you hear a female voice, your pc is a female.

My computer is a female. Whats yours?


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Reply #1 on: June 12, 2014, 07:24:47 pm
HP Pavilion dv6

Female

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Reply #2 on: June 12, 2014, 07:31:06 pm
Shemale.


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Reply #3 on: June 12, 2014, 07:33:58 pm
My computer is gay.

Prej pervojes tem i keni nja 2-3 kshilla, mos i boni pidhat shok, e shok ato qe i kini pidha.

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Reply #4 on: June 12, 2014, 07:34:51 pm
My computer is mute


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Reply #5 on: June 12, 2014, 07:40:19 pm
Female, lol.


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Reply #6 on: June 12, 2014, 07:47:26 pm
Quote from: BKP on June 12, 2014, 07:34:51 pm
My computer is mute

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Reply #7 on: June 12, 2014, 07:48:17 pm
bitch

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Reply #8 on: June 12, 2014, 07:54:28 pm
Female :3

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Reply #9 on: June 12, 2014, 08:11:23 pm
female


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Reply #10 on: June 12, 2014, 08:13:51 pm
Bad Girl.


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Reply #11 on: June 12, 2014, 08:25:43 pm
HAhaha!! This is a funny test =)


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Reply #12 on: June 12, 2014, 09:20:45 pm
Sounds like a female....I guess...at least now I have better things to say when she freezes.


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Reply #13 on: June 13, 2014, 12:09:42 am
Oh Microsoft Anna... I love you too.


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Reply #14 on: June 13, 2014, 12:16:07 am
All PC's are females with that code lol

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