Jokes. (Game)

[Afyea]

Okay it goes like this. I write a joke and you rate the joke above your post on scale from 1 to 10.


Tupac started wroting book of rap, Eminem finishes it - Lil' Wayne still can't read.

[Alfreddo.]

Tupac started wroting book of rap, Eminem finishes it - Lil' Wayne still can't read.

wat

Smoke day everyweed

[Afyea]

wat

Smoke day everyweed

ok sir. Tupac started the Rap legend thing, Eminem finishes it, and Lil' wayne still can't rap, ok. understood?

And is 'Smoke weed everyday'' joke? Anyways  :weed:10/10

[Marcel]

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the England Football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[Astaroth]

HAHAHAH Didn't expect that one
10/10

A few so called "hip hop" jokes, well, drake jokes:

Drake the type of nigga that write all his verses with a scented marker
Drake the type of nigga that walks in on his girl cheating on him and then says “sorry I came at the wrong time”
Drake the type of nigga that gets raped, but drops the charges because he felt a connection
Drake the type of nigga that will bake his homies a cake to resolve beef
Drake the type of nigga to respond to diss tracks with a love song!

EDIT:
Don't get me wrong. I'm not a racist, I like hip hop, I own a couple of Eminem CD's     <-

^^^^
That's a joke too, for ones that think I'm a racist. :P

[Afyea]

HAHAHAH Didn't expect that one
10/10

A few so called "hip hop" jokes, well, drake jokes:

Drake the type of nigga that write all his verses with a scented marker
Drake the type of nigga that walks in on his girl cheating on him and then says “sorry I came at the wrong time”
Drake the type of nigga that gets raped, but drops the charges because he felt a connection
Drake the type of nigga that will bake his homies a cake to resolve beef
Drake the type of nigga to respond to diss tracks with a love song!

EDIT:
Don't get me wrong. I'm not a racist, I like hip hop, I own a couple of Eminem CD's     <-

^^^^
That's a joke too, for ones that think I'm a racist. :P

10/10 Eminem4Lyf

[_Jimmy_]

Why do Java Developers wear glasses?
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Because they cant C#.

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